本节目含有强闪光镜头 可能会引起 光敏性癫痫发作 建议慎重观看
前情提要
伙计们 帮帮忙 Guys! Help me!
马克 Mark?
不能告诉任何人 You can't tell anyone?
-你到底去了哪里 -事实不是这样的 -Where the hell did you go?-This isn't what it looks like.
等等 安珀 Wait! Amber!
你的恢复情况有时很令人揪心 Your recovery was tenuous at times.
你一直陪着我 You stayed with me?
我从没离开过 I never left.
你知道在这么短时间内 培育这些细胞有多难吗 You know how hard it is to grow cells this quickly?
你们完成了工作才能收到简略图 You will receive the schematics when you finish your work.
那我们需要一些保障 We need some insurance.
这是战服上最早沾上的血液 This is the oldest blood on the suit.
是诺兰先动手的 Nolan struck first.
-你为什么那么做 -我什么都没做 -Why did you do it?-I didn't do anything.
去你的 诺兰 Fuck you, Nolan.
BGM: I Like Myself (Most Of -The Time) by K. -Flay
♪ I like myself most of the time... ♪
安珀 听我说 我能向你解释一切 就... Amber, listen,I can explain everything, just--
♪ ...Most of the time... ♪
♪ I like myself most of the time ♪
♪ Is that a crime? ♪
咖啡
♪ Is that a crime? ♪
♪ Even planet Earth took seven days... ♪
♪ Even if it looks real ♪
♪ You can fake it in a million different ways ♪
♪ Nobody chose to have their face ♪
♪ But you're stuck with it... ♪
♪ So rather than counting my curses ♪
♪ I try to stay positive ♪
♪ I don't think I'm perfect ♪
♪ But I've got some things together ♪
♪ I see photos of proposals ♪
♪ That I know are empty gestures ♪
顶级道哥 谢谢你！#原子女侠伊芙 打败对手！
♪ Get a grip... ♪
葡萄园王后 下一场丰收形势大好
♪ You only got one shot let 'er rip ♪
♪ Take a dip, have a smoke ♪
♪ Try to laugh at the jokes ♪
♪ Ha! ♪
♪ I like myself most of the time ♪
♪ Is that a crime? ♪
♪ I like myself most of the time... ♪
你为什么留着它 Why did you keep it?
我是用它来对付达米恩暗血的 I used it to take care of Damien Darkblood,
但也许我也在心里 隐隐地希望你能找到它 but maybe part of me wanted you to find it, too.
在一起生活了20年 我有资格知道真相 After 20 years together,I deserve to know the truth.
几个月前我就想告诉你了 I wanted to tell you months ago.
可你没有 But you didn't.
你被谁控制了吗 Was someone controlling you?
被谁勒索了吗 Were you-- were you blackmailed?
他们是拿我或马克的性命来威胁你了吗 Did they threaten me or Mark?
不是 No.
那为什么 Then why?
你必须相信我 You need to trust me.
如果你能相信我 If you can do that,
我们就会没事 马克也会没事 we'll be okay.Mark too.
一切都会雨过天晴的 Everything will be fine.
相信你 我现在还怎么能相信你 Trust you?How could I possibly trust you now?
因为你了解我 Because you know me.
我以为自己对你非常了解 There's a lot of things I thought I knew about you.
护卫队员是我们的朋友 The Guardians were our friends.
他们是好人 拯救了许多生命 而且他们有自己的家人 They were good people.They saved lives.They had families.
-你杀了他们 -我当时没有选择 -You killed them.-I had no choice.
我不相信 I don't believe that.
你说几个月前就想告诉我了 可你现在还是没有向我坦白 You said you wanted to tell me months ago,but you're still not telling me now.
不 我不相信你 再也不相信了 No, I don't trust you.Not anymore.
你破坏了我对你的信任 You broke that.
如果你没有别的话要说 请你离开 If you don't have anything else to say,you need to leave.
黛比... Debbie--
离开我的家 Get out of my house.
你这只是气话 You don't mean that.
滚出我的家 Get out of my house!
我们以后再谈吧 We'll talk later.
-嘿 -马克 是妈妈 听我说... -Hey...-Mark? It's Mom. Listen to me--
我不能接电话 请留言 不过最好给我发短信 --I'm not around.You could leave a message,but wouldn't you rather text me instead?
马克 是妈妈 回家吧 求你了 Mark, it's Mom.Come home. Please--
黛比 对不起 你必须跟我们走 没时间了 Debbie, I'm sorry, but you have to come with us.There's no time.
谢谢 威廉 Thanks, William.
-回头见 -再见 安珀 回头见 -See you later.-Bye, Amber.See you later.
安珀 Amber!
拜托 这样做很蠢 Come on, this is dumb.
不 愚蠢的是 我居然被你的鬼话骗了这么久 No, what's dumb is how long I've been putting up with your bullshit.
你说得对 我是个混球 很抱歉我没有早一点有自知之明 You're right.I've been an asshole,and I'm sorry I didn't realize that sooner,
但那一切在今天就结束 but that all stops today.
安珀... Amber...
说出来吧 Oh, here we go...
安珀 我是无... Amber, I'm in--
-天啊 -没关系 -Oh, my god!-It's okay.
这就是我总是迟到或放你鸽子的原因 This is why I'm always late, or why I don't show,
因为我总是在别的地方拯救生命 阻止坏人 because I'm off saving lives,or stopping some bad guys, or...
或者要去火星 going to Mars.
有很多次我都想告诉你 I wanted to tell you so many times.
你听到我刚才说的话了吗 Uh...did you hear what I just said?
我知道你是超级英雄 I know you're a superhero.
你知道 You know...Y-you know?
我又不是弱智 我几个星期前就猜出来了 I'm not an idiot.I figured it out weeks ago.
那我们为什么要吵架 Then why are we fighting?
我们吵架是因为你骗了我 We're fighting because you lied to me.
你让我觉得自己像个白痴 You made me feel stupid and unimportant--
这是个秘密身份 It's a secret identity!
-你不信任我 -我现在不是信任你吗 -and because you don't trust me.-I'm trusting you now!
天啊 你觉得说出来就足够了 这想法真可爱 Oh, my god.I mean, it's cute you think that's enough.
可是 安珀... But Amber...
飞走吧 飞行侠 Fly away, flyboy,
或者走楼梯 我一点都不在乎 or take the stairs.I really don't give a shit.
我想自己一个人待着 I'd like to be alone.
有人吗 Hello?
还妄想会有“热烈欢迎 Hmm, so much for "welcome back."
祝贺你被巨型太空猫 Congrats for not dying
害得要做开颅手术 居然能大难不死”的话呢 when a giant space cat gave you brain surgery.
她来了 There she is!
欢迎回来 野兽女孩！
-见到你太高兴了 -我们的姑娘回来了 -It's so good to see you!-Haha, there's our girl!
-嘿 -嘿 野兽女孩 -Hey, hey! -Hey, Monster Girl!
欢迎回家 Welcome back!
她凯旋归来了 She returns victorious!
得了 你这懒骨头也是时候回来了 Well, well, well,it's about time you dragged your lazy ass back here.
我一个人跟这些呆子待着觉得挺腻烦的 I was getting pretty tired of hanging out with these dorks all by myself.
我们现在开始狂欢吧 We start partying now.
现在是早上10点 It's 10:00 a.m.
我们是全球护卫队 We're the Guardians of the Globe, baby.
如果我们随时准备好了牺牲 我们就有权随时想喝酒就喝酒 If we can die at any time,uh, we can drink at any time.
我把你的照片贴在了旁边 I put your picture on the side!
真可爱 但我有乳糖不耐受 Cute.But I'm lactose intolerant.
慢着 Whoa, hold on.
你到底了不了解我呀 Do you know me at all?
我在里面装的是啤酒 不客气 I filled them with beer.You're welcome.
-猜猜这活儿花了他多少工夫 -还有他浪费了多少牛奶 -Guess how long it took him to do that?-And how much milk he wasted.
我把牛奶全倒下水道了 I poured it all down the drain.
培训的时候 你怎么就没有这种创意呢 Why are you never this industrious when it involves training?
这是怎么回事 我的脑袋被猛扁 得住院一周 How come I get my head beat in,and it's a week in the hospital.
你的脑袋被揍 却换回了你的超能力 You get your head beat in,and your powers come back?
这是我忍受这家伙带来的善果 I figure it's karma for putting up with this guy.
不客气 You're welcome.
野兽女孩 我很高兴你康复了 I am delighted at your recovery, Monster Girl.
非常高兴 Very much.
多亏了你我才能恢复过来 I wouldn't be recovered if it wasn't for you.
是你救了我的命 You saved my life.
当然了 我绝不会让你死的 Of course.I would never let you die.
抱歉 My apologies.
有个程序小故障 很快就能彻底修好了 A small programming error.Soon to be fixed permanently.
天啊 刚才也太吓人了 Holy shit!Well, that was creepy.
那是我见你做过最吓人的事... That was like the creepiest thing I've seen you do since--
你记得那次吗 我看见你修理自己的脑袋 Do you remember that time I caught you operating on your own head?
我发誓 他的脑袋放在长椅上 他就站在那个脑袋前面 I swear to god,he had his head on the bench,and he was just standing over it,
用一把飞利浦螺丝起子把它撬开 prying it open with a Phillips head screwdriver.
天啊 我可以再喝一杯牛奶吗 Oh, my god. Can I get another...
你 下车 You!Get out of the truck.
我说了 下车... I said, get out of the--
什么情况 Huh?
请后退 Step back,please.
两位先生 Gentlemen.
那是什么 What is that?
过来吧 我相信你们可以自己解答这个问题 Come, now,I believe you can answer that question on your own.
这是真正的机器人 It's the real Robot.
说得对 这么看来 也许你才是原体 Well done.Perhaps you're the original, then?
我们一直在给你培育一个新的肉身 We've been growing you a new body.
现在介绍结束了 给我展示你们的工作成果吧 And now introductions are complete,show me your work.
完美 It's perfect.
我们是专业人士 We are professionals.
除了定时释放的真菌毒素液囊 Except for the timed-release mycotoxin sacs,
内嵌的皮层柱超驰控制装置和七个... the embedded cortical override,and the seven--
抱歉 应该是八个突触收发器以外 oh, sorry, eight, synaptic transceivers.
我希望自己是唯一控制我的身体的人 Maybe I'm old-fashioned,but I prefer to be the only person in control of my body.
拜托 如果你们没打过这个心眼 我反倒会失望 Please.I would have been disappointed if you hadn't tried.
把那些全拿掉 Remove all of that,
加上这个由我设计的小升级 add in this small upgrade of my own design,
然后就可以谈你们的报酬了 and we can discuss your payment.
先谈我们的报酬 我们再按你的要求去做 Let's discuss our payment and we'll do all of that.
一个全球防御局控制项圈 A Global Defense Agency control collar
能钝化最强的意志 这是一种具有高度抑制性的技术 placates the strongest of wills.A highly-restricted technology.
它经过加密处理 It's encrypted.
再说了 彼此信任 日后好相见 Besides, a little trust goes a long way.
以行动来表示更实际 Actions go further.
看看我 孤零零的 手无缚鸡之力 There.I am alone and helpless.
天啊 孤零零倒是真的 手无缚鸡之力 这我很怀疑 Sheesh.Alone, yes.Helpless, I doubt it.
照他说的去做吧 Do what he wants.
-这个必须放在... -上脑干 -It needs to be placed on the -Upper brainstem.
我知道神经连接长什么样 I recognize a neural-link when I see one.
昨天发生的事太糟糕了 Yesterday was messed up.
瑞克还能恢复正常吗 I mean, is Rick ever gonna be okay?
天啊 那个辛克莱拿活人来做实验... God...What that Sinclair guy was doing to people...
西塞尔的团队很厉害 他们会帮助瑞克的 Cecil's team knows what they're doing.They'll help Rick.
我这话不吐不快 I gotta say it--
如果你当时马上帮我找他 这一切都不会发生了 If you had helped me find him right away,none of this would have ever happened.
我知道 对不起 I know.I'm sorry.
我很差劲 I suck.
一点儿都不奇怪 我好不容易爱上了别人 可是 It figures,I finally fall for someone,and then...
没想到 他变成了机器人 boom.Cyborg.
过去六个月我很少见到你 就是因为这个原因 So this is why I've hardly seen you the last six months.
因为你是超级英雄 Because you're a superhero.
-现在不是了 -什么 为什么 -Not anymore.-What? Why?
因为我是个不靠谱的朋友 当别人的男朋友更差劲 Because I'm a terrible friend and a worse boyfriend.
因为我高中最后一年肯定会不及格 Because I'm gonna fail my last year of high school.
因为我曾经拥有自己想要的一切 却把这一切都搞砸了 Because I got everything I ever wanted,and I messed it all up.
-我当时真该听我爸的劝告 -你爸 -I should've listened to my dad.-Your dad?
全能侠 Omni-Man.
当然了 Of course.
你爸是全能侠 Your dad's Omni-Man.
我怎么一直就没看出来 How did I never see that?
我真是个窝囊废 I am such a screw-up.
好了 打住 别再生闷气了 你这个巨婴 Okay, stop.Enough with the sulking, you big baby.
-什么 -你会飞 谁都伤害不了你 -What?-You can fly.You're invulnerable.
你爸是最伟大的超级英雄 你妈爱你 关心你 Your dad's the greatest superhero on Earth,and your mom loves and cares about you.
你需要好好学习把成绩追上来 You just need to study, and you can pull up your grades.
不过你确实是个差劲的男友 这一切都是你自作自受 But you were a terrible boyfriend to Amber,and you got what you deserved.
抱歉 但我说的是实话 Sorry, not sorry.
几乎失去了最性感的男人这种事 我都能承受得了 If I can deal with almost losing the hottest guy I've ever had,
你也能承受眼前的事 you can deal with this.
干吗 朋友之间就必须说实话 What?Friends tell friends the truth.
不是这种伤人的话 我刚被甩了 Not like that, they don't!I just got dumped, dude!
你几个星期前就被甩了 你没意识到而已 You got dumped weeks ago, you just didn't realize it.
你就像武士电影里的坏人 被人砍成了两截 You're like a bad guy in a samurai movie who gets cut in half,
还自认为没事 后来才发现 but thinks they're fine until they're like,
“天啊 我的上半身跟我的下半身正在分开” "Oh, my god,my top half's sliding away from my bottom half."
我爱你 但我需要找其他人倾诉 I love you, man,but I need someone else to talk to.
长官 他们现在正在干扰 Sir, they are interfering now.
-黛比 很好 我们得谈... -是诺兰杀死了护卫队员 -Debbie?Good. We need to talk about -Nolan killed the Guardians of the Globe.
我知道 I know.
你知道了居然不告诉我 How could you know and not tell me?
我不能让诺兰发觉我们知道了 I couldn't risk Nolan finding out we knew.
在我们搞清楚他的企图 以及如何阻止他之前不能 Not until we figured out what he was doing and how to stop him.
对了 我们在这两方面都失败了 We failed on both those counts, by the way.
你说“阻止他”是什么意思 What do you mean, stop him?
你的意思是杀死他 Do you mean kill him?
-西塞尔 -我不确定我们能否杀死他 -Cecil -I'm not sure we could kill him.
反正我们没这个能力 Not us, anyway.
也许能与全能侠势均力敌 并最终战胜他的人 There's only one person I know who might be able to go toe-to-toe
只有一个 with Omni-Man and come out on top, Debbie.
不行 绝对不行 你不准 No.No. Never.You can't.
黛比 马克在哪 他在... Where's Mark, Debbie?Where's--
无敌少侠
马克 全球护卫队员是我杀死的 Mark...I killed the Guardians of the Globe.
等等 在你说话之前 请听我说完 Wait, before you say anything, just listen.Please.
我不是禽兽 我当时并不想杀他们 I'm not a monster.I didn't want to do it...
但我不得不这么做 but it had to be done.
那是我的责任 It was my responsibility.
其他人不会明白 但我知道你能 Other people won't understand that,but I know you can.
我接下来要告诉你的话将改变一切 What I'm about to tell you will change everything.
你一定要记住 你是我儿子 我爱你 爱你母亲胜过... Just remember, you're my son,and I love you and your mother more than...
我在干什么 What am I doing?
真恶心 Disgusting.
我设计它时 没想过要让它的液体流出来 也没想过把它打开 I didn't design it to be drained,or ever opened.
发生了什么改变 What changed?
我认识了一个人 请腾点位置 I met someone.Make room, please.
请尽快 Hurry, please.
空气对我有毒 让我的...肺部灼烧 Air is toxic to me.It burns my-- my lungs.
脸别这么臭 掷硬币是你输了 Don't make a face.You lost the coin toss.
这会很痛苦 This will be painful.
我这一辈子都很痛苦 My entire life has been painful.
你明白这道程序 并不能把你嫁接到新的身体上 You realize this procedure doesn't transfer you to the new body.
这只能复制你的大脑 It creates a copy of your mind.
对你来说 不会发生任何变化 For you, nothing will change.
对他来说 这将改变一切 For him, everything will.
我...明白 I... understand.
三 二... Three, two...
进度5%
当然了 他的大脑不正常 Of course, his brain's abnormal.
你之前没想到吗 看看他 You didn't think of that?Look at him!
你能闭嘴吗 Shut up, will you?
他的运动皮层只有豌豆大小 His motor cortex is the size of a pea.
他的枕叶和顶叶也一样 Same for his occipital and parietal lobes.
它们全被他体积过大的大脑吸收了 They've all been eaten alive by his oversized cerebrum.
这个系统无法承受如此密集的神经元 The system wasn't designed for neurons this dense.
你是在说我们愚蠢吗 Are you calling us stupid?
对 我是在说我们愚蠢 Yes.I'm calling us stupid.
现在进行补救 但是会很危险 Compensating now,but it's gonna be close.
白痴 你刚刚害我们失去了我们的控制项圈 Idiot!You just lost us our control collars.
在我们失去其他所有东西之前 快去拿灭火器吧 Just get the fire extinguisher before we lose everything else.
我是哪个 Which...Which am I?
你瞧 不只是我们有这毛病 See?It's not just us.
掷硬币你赢了 猛男 你是新的 You won the coin toss, champ.You're the new one.
我没想到会这样 I...wasn't expecting this.
这种延续感 This feeling of continuance.
我闭上了眼睛 睁开新眼睛 I closed my eyes...and opened new ones.
之前并不知道我会成为哪一个 I didn't know which one I'd be.
克隆就是这样 That's how it works.
我们必须做到无差别 We had to make it seamless,
否则我们中的一个就知道自己是克隆人 结果绝不会好 otherwise one of us knows he's the clone,and that never ends well.
在你这个情况中 谁是克隆人很明显 In your case, it's a little more obvious,
但这个问题自行解决了 but it looks like that problem took care of itself.
糟糕 开始了 Oh, shit, here we go.
抱歉身体健全的不是你 I'm sorry it wasn't you.
不要感到难过 D-Don't be.
要开心 Be... happy.
去改变世界吧 Change the......world.
去体验我们以前无法体验的一切吧 Experience everything...we never could.
你在...等什么呢 What are you...w-waiting for?
一直就是这么计划的 This was always the plan.
我可以把你放回舱里 I can put you back in the pod.
我们俩都可以活下来 共同改变世界 We can both survive.Change the world together.
这是我想要的结果 This is...what I want.
求你了 Please.
我是帮他解脱 It was an act of mercy.
我们知道 We know.
我们总会这么做 We do it all the time.
好了 我们的简略图 Now...our schematics.
密码钥是《科学怪人》的全文 The cryptographic key is the entire text of Frankenstein.
看看是谁居然挺有幽默感的 Look who has a sense of humor after all.
现在我们的协议完成了 And now that our deal is complete,
你们俩该回监狱去了 it's time you both returned to prison.
他是说真的 He's serious.
对 不过他只是个十几岁的毛头小子 Yeah, he's also a teenage boy.
不 我是个拥有青少年身体的30岁的天才 No, I'm a 30-year old genius in a teenage boy's body,
而且你们刚刚为我安装了一片神经连接芯片 with a neural-link chip you just installed for me.
这就是你的计划 That was your plan?
我并没有计划伤害你们 My plan was not to hurt you,
但事情走到了这一步 but here we are.
马克 Mark?
黛比 Debbie?
你干了什么 What did you do?
西塞尔 Cecil...
不好了 Oh, shit.
诺兰 等等 先等等 冷静... Nolan, wait.Just wait--
你们一直在监视我 监视我的家人 You've been spying on me?On my family?
不 这是为了保护你的家人 It-it was for your family's protection.
你向来都这么可悲 唐纳德 You were always so pathetic, Donald.
西塞尔身边的哈巴狗 Cecil's little lapdog.
快跑 Run now!
糟了 Oh, shit.
长官 这是我的荣幸 It's been an honor, sir.
你在跟谁说... Who are you talking to--
是我的荣幸才对 The honor was all mine.
不 天啊 Oh, no...Oh, god.
诺兰 Nolan?
你这个畜生 You monster.
他没死 He's not dead.
尽管我们疏散了整片区域 但是我们不得不减小爆炸当量 Even after evacuating the neighborhood,we had to keep the yield down.
这顶多只能让他晕过去一两个小时 Best it'll do is knock him on his ass for an hour or two--
或者也许根本伤不了他 or maybe not even hurt him at all.
他会找到马克的 He's going to find Mark.
我已经不了解诺兰了 我不知道他能做出什么事 I don't know who Nolan is anymore.I don't know what he's going to do.
我也是 Me neither.
所以我们最好先找到马克 So we'd better find Mark first.
新闻
嘿 伊芙 Hey, Eve.
看来我今天要帮的对象是你 So I'm helping you today.
♪ The God killer This Tokyo and I'm Godzilla ♪
♪ Playing blackjack versus death... ♪
这一切冲突和破坏纯粹是小题大作 All of this conflict and destruction is pure theater.
你们必须跟我回监狱去 You will come with me back to prison.
♪ ...but I'm a god figure... ♪
跟我们来阴的 你这缸子里培育出来的卑鄙小人 You double-crossed us, you vat-grown piece of shit!
♪ ...Murdered and robbed ♪
♪ This is Bonaparte and he paying with Toussaint ♪
♪ And they went on a world conquest... ♪
真有必要说话这么损吗 Is that kind of language really necessary?
你们俩也是克隆人啊 And you're both clones as well.
没错 而克隆人的一个优势是... Exactly,and one advantage to being a clone--
我们永远知道彼此的想法 --we always know what the other one is thinking.
♪ You say that you'll love me, ay ♪
♪ I'm guessing I'ma be okay... ♪
该死 Damn
♪ You say that you don't feel me now ♪
♪ I feel like I'ma live somehow ♪
♪ Your love never meant much to me, ay... ♪
非常聪明 Very clever,
但你们剩下的设备已经不够再射一枪了 but you don't have nearly enough equipment to do that again.
所有护卫队员速回总部 灾难级别首要事项 All Guardians to HQ.Apocalypse level priority.
-他说得对 -你想怎么办 -He's right.-What do you want to do?
我恨不得砸了他的脸 虽然我们刚刚才把它做出来 I want to break his stupid face,even though we just finished making it.
我来引开他的机器 I'll keep his machine busy.
数到三行动 一 二 三 On three.One, two, three!
什么情况 What the hell was that?
全能...格雷森先生... O-Omni--Uh, Mr. Grayson...
你还好吧 Are you okay?
你看起来似乎...刚从火海里出来 You look kinda, uh...recently on fire.
威廉 马克在哪里 Where's Mark, William?
一个小时前你就该把他送回家的 You were supposed to drop him off an hour ago.
他被安珀甩了 他不喜欢我给的劝告 Amber dumped him,and he didn't like my advice,
所以他去找伊芙了 so he went to go find Eve.
打电话给他 Call him.
他的手机坏了 His phone's broken.
大学发生了袭击 突然间... There was this attack at the college, and--and all of a sudden, we were--
伊芙在哪里 Where's Eve?
马克说她住在树林里 Mark said she got a place out in the woods,
这里往西几百公里的地方 a couple hundred miles west of here.
你身上的...不是血吧 That's not...blood on you, is it?
再见 Bye?
安静 Look, be quiet!
不要轻举妄动 等我召唤 你们最好求神保佑我不会召唤你们 Just sit tight until I call on you,and hope to hell I don't have to.
不要轻举妄动 Sit tight?
我们可不是你去买烟的时候 乖乖坐在汽车后座的孩子 Hey, we're not your kids in the back seat while you run in to buy cigarettes, Cecil.
-这到底是怎么回事 -我说了 不要轻举妄动 -What the hell's going on?-I said, sit tight.
得了吧 拜托 Oh, come on.I mean, come on!
你说得对 我们必须知道发生了什么事 For once, you're right.We need to know what's happening.
机器人 你能不能入侵他们的系统了解情况 Robot, can't you do a little hacking and find out what's going down?
太好了 屋漏偏逢连夜雨 Oh great.The hits just keep on comin'.
看看谁又失灵了 好吧 Look who crashed again.Okay.
如果这个杀人机器 You know, we'll all be lucky
没趁我们睡着的时候掐死我们 就算是我们走运了 if murderbot here doesn't strangle us all in our sleep.
喂 机器人 喂 你醒着吗 Hello! Robot!Hello, anybody home?
得给他装个旋转球指示器之类的 我们才知道他是不是还活着 You know what he needs?He needs one of those spinning ball things so we know he's still alive.
我活得好好的 I'm very much alive,
充满了前所未有的活力 more so now than ever.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
你到底是谁 Who the hell are you?
你们大家都知道我叫机器人 但我的真名其实是鲁道夫康纳斯 You all know me as Robot,but my real name is Rudolph Connors,
不过我希望大家叫我鲁迪 though I'd prefer if you called me Rudy.
大家之前认识的那个机器人 不过是被我远程控制的无人机 The Robot you knew before was simply a drone I controlled remotely.
-什么 -我们怎么知道你说的是真的 -What?-How do we know you're telling the truth?
试试问我一些只有机器人才知道的事 Ask me something only Robot would know.
为什么你长得跟我这么像 Why the fuck do you look like me?
你长得怎么跟我这么像 How the fuck do you look like me?
这个故事太长篇了 That is a much longer story.
等眼下这个危机先解决了再详细解释 One that can wait until whatever crisis this is has been resolved--
不行 管它什么危机 No, no, no, forget the crisis.
你可以现在就解释 You can explain now.
在约500公里外 发现了无敌少侠和原子女侠伊芙 I've got 'em!Invincible and Atom Eve.Approximately 300 miles away,
他们往西北方向飞去 正在飞越克险国家森林 traveling north-west over Rideout National Forest.
长官 全能侠正在接近他们的方位 Sir,Omni-Man's closing in on their location.
-预期拦截时间 六分钟 -该死的 -Estimated time to intercept--six minutes.-Shit.
你不能用传送器把马克和伊芙带回来吗 Can't you use your teleporter?To bring Mark and Eve back here?
你需要佩戴一个传送器 它不能一下子传送我们全部人 You need to be wearing one of these,and it can't do us all at once.
我们得先拖延点时间 We need to buy some time first.
启动应急措施 Let's bring the hammer down.
太糟心了 很抱歉你被甩了 That sucks.I'm sorry you got dumped.
我以为跟她说了实话 我们就能和好 I thought once I told her the truth,we'd be good.
-愚蠢 -也许有点天真吧 -Stupid.-A little naive, maybe.
是你劝我别告诉安珀的 Hey, you're the one who told me not to tell Amber I was Invincible.
对 但我没有让你五个月来一直吊着她 Yeah, but I didn't tell you to string her along for five months
而且还这么不上心 while being an asshole about it.
我还以为你自己能想通那一点 I thought you'd figure that part out yourself.
我的天啊 我什么都没有想通 Oh, my god.I haven't figured out anything.
我已经不知道自己是谁 该做什么了... I don't know who I am, who I'm supposed to be...
是啊 我也花了很长时间才想明白 Yeah, took me a while, too.
我在少侠队待了三年 I was with Teen Team for three years,
跟雷克斯在一起的时间还更长 and with Rex for much longer than that.
而现在你...是这个状况 And now you're... this.
我依然是原子女侠伊芙 而且过去几天内 I'm still Atom Eve,and I've saved more lives
我拯救的生命比过去三年内加起来还要多 in the last three days than I did in the last three years.
抱歉 我不是这个意思 Sorry.I didn't mean it like that.
相信我 相比于跟我父母一起住 在这里好太多了 Um, and trust me,being out here is an upgrade to living with my parents.
不过我得打给我妈妈了 I should call my mom, though.
你敢 You wouldn't dare.
好 我们击中他了 Okay, we've got him.
他倒下了 He's down.
不 他没有倒下 No,he is not.
再给他一击 Hit him again.
威胁等级
四千亿美元超高造价建出来的机器 只能让他流鼻血 400 billion dollars for the world's most expensive nosebleed.
失去信号
全能侠又回去拦截无敌少侠和原子女侠伊芙了 Omni-Man is back on course to intercept Invincible and Atom Eve.
开启传送器 Power up the teleporter.
你刚才还说我们暂时不能传送他们 You said we couldn't teleport them yet.
不是要传送他们 It's not for them.
后来我收到了西塞尔的警报 Then I received Cecil's alert,
就马上赶来这里了 有什么问题吗 and left for here as quickly as I could.Any questions?
有 有好几个 Uh, yeah, a few!
首先 为什么是我 First, why me?
没错 所有人都希望长得像我 这我能理解 I mean, sure,I get that anyone would want to be me,
但为什么是我呢 but why specifically me?
其次 为什么是个儿童版的我 这太诡异了 And second,why a kid version of me?That's just weird.
没错 这实在不像话 Exactly. It's messed up.
你根本没有征求过同意 You didn't even ask first.
这是你觉得不妥的地方 That's what you think is wrong with this?
这件事有太多不妥的地方了 There is so much wrong with this.
他这么做是为了我 He did it for me.
什么 你在说什么鬼 What?What are you even talking about?
我们俩都是被我们的身体囚禁的人 We were both prisoners in our own bodies.
野兽女孩正在慢慢幼化 Monster Girl slowly getting younger,
而我则被困在了 我自己制造的一个机械坟墓里 and me trapped in a mechanical tomb of my own creation.
我从我的牢笼里逃了出来 现在我会帮助你逃出你的 I escaped my prison.Now I'll help you escape yours.
不要 千万不要可怜他 No!Don't give him any sympathy!
他还没跟我解释清楚 为什么偷用了我小时候的样子 He still hasn't told me why he stole my kid face!
你这是在毁掉我的童年 太过分了 因为我的童年本来就不幸福 You're ruining my childhood,and that's hard because it already sucked.
我改造了你的DNA I adapted your DNA
因为我留意到野兽女孩觉得你...很有趣 because I noticed Monster Girl found you...interesting.
什么 等等 你说什么 What?Wait, what?
我的天...我对这话居然不知作何感想 Oh, my God--I don't even know how to feel about that!
该死的 机器人 能不能请你别再烦我了 Goddamit, Robot!Will you please stop fucking me up?
就是说你欺骗了我们你的真实身份 So, you lied to us about who you really were,
把莫勒双子从监狱里放了出去 偷了雷克斯的DNA freed the Maulers from prison,stole Rex's DNA,
跟罪犯共谋 培育出了一具新身体 conspired with criminals to grow yourself a new body,
而你居然指望我们大家说 “这很正常” and you expect us all to be like, "Oh sure, who wouldn't?"
我...是的 我是说...我确实这么做了 I-- Yes.I mean, I... did.
我需要时间消化这一切 我猜其他人都一样 I need time to process this.I bet everyone else does, too.
-你这么觉得 -喂 -Ya think?-Hey!
我知道西塞尔为什么让我们高度戒备了 I know why Cecil's holding us at high alert.
今天到底发生什么事 What the fuck is going on today?
那是什么 What is that?
我来告诉你吧 那再也不关我们的事了 I'll tell you what that is,not our problem anymore.
-我们该问问西塞尔 -算了吧 -We should check in with Cecil.-Forget it.
我不要再那样做了 你也一样 I'm done with all that.So are you.
那不是我来这里的原因 That's not why I came out here.
你来这里是为了躲避雷克斯和超级英雄那些破事 You came out here to get away from Rex and all that superhero bullshit.
这跟雷克斯完全无关 Rex had nothing to do with this.
我来这里是因为我需要重新开始 I came out here because I needed to start over,
但那并不意味着在世界需要我的时候 我该视而不见 but that doesn't mean ignoring the world when it needs me.
在我出现之前 这个世界本来就好好的 The world was fine before I came along.
就算没有我的帮助 它也会好好的 It'll be fine without my help.
也许会更好 Better, probably.
你因为被安珀甩了而感到灰心丧气 这我可以理解 I get that you're feeling shitty because Amber dumped you,
但是相信我 如果你原本可以拯救生命 but trust me,you'll feel worse
却坐视不理 你以后的感受会更糟糕 if you sit here and do nothing when you could save lives.
-我很怀疑 -随便你 但我要去看看 -I doubt it.-Fine,but I'm going.
-你以为这能伤害我 -不 那只是为了让你分心 -You thought that could hurt me?-No.That was just to get your attention.
老天爷 直接掐我的脖子 诺兰 我们可是一起经历了风风雨雨的 Jesus, Nolan, right for the throat?After everything that we've been through?
西塞尔 你少管闲事 Keep out of this, Cecil.
你知道我不能袖手旁观 诺兰 You know I can't do that, Nolan.
我面对死亡的次数连我自己都记不清了 I've faced death more times than I can count,
那让我非常怕死 but I'll be damned if that didn't put my balls in my throat.
我只是想知道原因 I just wanna know why.
护卫队员一次又一次地为了你奋不顾身 Every one of the Guardians risked their necks for you,over and over again.
我从来都不需要他们的帮助 I never needed their help.
他们很脆弱 They were weak.
他们是你的朋友 我曾经也是 They were your friends,and so was I...
所以我知道你杀死他们 并不是因为你嗜血如命 which is why I know you didn't kill them for the fun of it.
你肯定有苦衷 You had a reason.
想说出来 减轻你内心的负担吗 You wanna get it off your chest?
行 别告诉我了 Fine, don't tell me,
但是黛比呢 but what about Debbie, huh?
难道不该给她一个答案吗 Doesn't she deserve an answer?
不准你提她的名字 Don't say her name.
为什么 伤害她的人是你 不是我 Why not?You hurt her, not me.
她和我现在有这么一个共同点了 She and I have that in common now.
我精于谎言 非常精通 I'm a good liar.I'm a very good liar,
但是你 你更胜一筹 but you, you're better.
你欺骗了她 You fooled her.
该死的 你欺骗了我们所有人长达20年 Hell, you fooled all of us for what, 20 years?
等等 马克知道他爸爸是杀人凶手吗 Wait,does Mark know that his dad's a murderer?
他知道吗 Does he know?
不知道 他知道了会怎么做 No?Well, what's he gonna do when he finds out, huh?
你这些话没有任何意义 你阻止不了我 This is pointless.You can't stop me.
你说得对 我阻止不了你 但我可以做 Yeah, you're right. I can't,but I can do the same thing
我识穿你的真面目之后一直在做的事 I've been doing since I figured out you were a lying piece of shit.
我可以争取一点点时间 I can buy us a little more time.
那些是什么东西 What are those things?
死亡士兵 Dead soldiers.
多亏了那边那个禽兽 他们最后一次为他们的祖国服务 Serving their country one last time thanks to that monster over there.
闭嘴 跟你说话就让我觉得够恶心的 Shut it!I feel dirty even talking to you.
嘿 马上把它们拿过来 Bring 'em over here, bring 'em over here right now.
把我传送到无敌少侠和伊芙的方位 Teleport me to Invincible and Eve's location.
他们一带上这些 你就把我们传送回来 Once they get these strapped on, you bring us home.
伊芙跟无敌少侠正在移行 Sir,Eve and Invincible are back on the move.
四分钟后拦截 Intercept in four minutes.
可恶 Shit.
该死的 Shit!
把他带出去 Get him out of here...
把万福玛丽从冰箱里放出来 ...and get Hail Mary out of the icebox...
他说真的吗 Is he serious?
给它戴上这个 ...and feed her this!
真是个混蛋 What a dick.
你想报仇 You want revenge?
别再抱怨了 先把仪器建好 我这里已经快弄完了 Quit complaining and finish the build.I'm almost done here.
已经充电了 It's charged.
-我完全是根据简略图建的 -很好 -I built it exactly to the schematics.-Good.
我们怎么知道他能复活 How do we know he'll revive?
西塞尔都没有把他救回来 Cecil couldn't bring him back.
西塞尔是个白痴 Cecil's an idiot.
他叫永生侠是有原因的 He's not called The Immortal for nothing.
我去拿项圈 I'll get the collar.
你肯定已经无计可施了 You must be desperate.
我早就打败过这个东西 I beat this thing already.
确实 但我们移除了它的痛感神经中央 Sure...but we removed its pain center,
给它注射了我们所有的增强 升级药 and juiced it up with every drug, enhancement,and upgrade we had.
而且 所发生的一切让它非常生气... Plus, all that really pissed it off,
它把一切都怪到了你头上 and it blames you.
祝你好运 Good luck.
两架新闻直升机正飞去拍摄全能侠的打斗 There are two news helicopters moving in on Omni-Man's fight.
在跟全能侠开战的似乎是半年前 Omni-Man appears to be fighting the same creature
被他在日本海打败的那只怪兽 he battled in the sea of Japan over half a year ago.
我们得去帮忙 We need to go help.
在我给你们命令之前 哪都不能去 Keep your asses parked until I tell you to unpark them.
万一这个计划失败 你们是我们对付全能侠的最后希望 If this all goes south,you're our last hope against Omni-Man.
他刚才是不是说 我们是对付全能侠的最后希望 Did he just say we're his last hope "against" Omni-Man?
他是这么说的 Yeah, he did.
该死的 Oh, fuck.
我很肯定上一批对付全能侠的最后希望的下场就是那滩血 I'm pretty sure that's what happened to the last "last hope against Omni-Man."
这应该能给我们争取五分钟 That should buy us five minutes or so.
把我传送到无敌少侠的位置 Teleport me to Invincible's location.
做不到 万福玛丽太大了 它把传送器烧了 Can't, sir.Hail Mary was so big, she burnt out the teleporter.
该死的 快把它修好 否则我们都完蛋了 Well, goddammit, get it working,or we're all dead.
你觉得他接下来会去哪里 Where do you think he's coming next?
马克又跟伊芙在一起了 打给她 Mark's with Eve again.Call her phone.
-你总算来了 -我不是来帮忙的 -Took you long enough.-I'm not here to help.
只是来确保你不会受伤 Just here to make sure you don't get hurt.
那你根本就不该来 老天 马克 你这语气简直就像我... Well, then you shouldn't have come.Jesus, Mark, you sound just like my--
爸 Dad!
伊芙 我是马克的妈妈 我必须跟他说话 Eve!It's Mark's mom.I need to talk to him!
他刚刚飞走了 发生什么事了 You just missed him.What's going on?
爸 你没事吧 Dad!You okay?
-马克 -你是指“无敌少侠” -Mark?-You mean Invincible.
我们是时候组队了 It's about time we did a team-up.
来吧 Come on!
但我得帮助他们 But I need to help them!
千万不要 Do not do that.
-快到护卫队总部来 -什么 西塞尔 -Get to Guardians HQ.-What? Cecil!
听我的吩咐 一切照办 Listen to me and do what I say.
让那个东西停下来 Call that thing off, Cecil.
让它停下来 马克被它咬住了 Call it off!Mark's in there.
-我没办法 黛比 -为什么不行 -I can't do that, Debbie.-Why not?
因为我办不到 Because I can't.
诺兰杀死了护卫队员 他杀死了唐纳德 Nolan killed the Guardians, he killed Donald.
他轻易打败了一切 He's shrugged off everything I've thrown at him,
我不知道马克跟他爸是不是一路的 and now I don't know if Mark is with his father,or against him.
所以我不能中断这个 也许能阻止他们俩的唯一办法 So I can't call off the one thing that might stop them both.
这就是我向来对你不齿的原因 This is why I have always hated you.
这也是我对自己不齿的原因 That's why I hate me, too.
现在怎么办 What now?
我不知道 他应该活过来了才是 I don't know.He should just be alive.
可他没有 He's not.
你的观察力太敏锐了 You're so observant.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
连科学怪人都需要点助动力才能醒过来 Even Frankenstein needed an extra kick to come to life.
首先 他不是科学怪人 One, he's not Frankenstein.
其次 科学怪人是遭雷劈了 你现在做的根本没有用 Two, it was lightning,and not whatever you're doing,
再次 那只是在电影里演的 and three, that was only in the movie version.
我知道 但这感觉也挺好 I know,but this also feels good.
醒醒吧 你这死翘翘的白痴窝囊废 Wake up, you useless murdered idiot!
-激活项圈 -他在哪里 -Activate the collar.-Where is he?
永生侠 你要去替我们干掉机器人和新的全球护卫队 Immortal,you're going to destroy Robot and the new Guardians of the Globe for us.
全能侠在哪里 Where's Omni-man?
他在哪里 Where is he?
机器人给我们的简略图是错的 Robot gave us bad schematics.
废话 No kidding.
-这东西之前不是被你打败了吗 -但它现在变强了 -Didn't you fight this thing before?-Yeah, but it's tougher now.
西塞尔派它来对付我 Cecil sent it after me.
西塞尔 他为什么那样做 Cecil?Why would he do that?
-有太多事是你不知道的 马克 -什么事 -There's so much you don't know, Mark.-What?
好吧 我们搞定这些触手之后你再告诉我吧 Uh, okay.Uh, maybe you can fill me in after we've taken care of tentacles here?
马克 Mark?
-长官 -什么事 -Sir!-What?
发现不明人物正在接近全能侠和无敌少侠 速度3马赫 There's a new contact approaching Omni-Man and Invincible.Mach three.
该死的 我让伊芙别插手的 Goddammit, I told Eve to stay away.
不是原子女侠伊芙 It's not Atom Eve.
全能侠 你这杂种 Omni-Man!You bastard!
我不敢相信眼前的这一幕 I'm having a hard time believing what I'm seeing here, folks,
但是永生侠或是一个跟他长相神似的人 but the Immortal,or someone who appears to be him,
突然开始袭击全能侠 has suddenly attacked Omni-Man.
大家都知道 永生侠八个月前被谋杀 As you all know,the Immortal was murdered eight months ago,
被杀的还有全球护卫队的其他队员 along with the other members of the original Guardians of the Globe.
杀手一直没有落网 The killer was never caught.
这不可能 This is impossible.
杀人凶手 我们曾经那么信任你 Murderer!We trusted you!
你背叛了我们 You betrayed us!
你不该活过来的 You should've stayed dead.
爸 Dad?
我要杀了你 I'll kill you!
爸 Dad?
马克... Mark...
我们必须谈谈 We need to talk.