前情提要
嘿 我要拿回我的战服 Hey, I need my costume back.
那是机密物品 我要把它拿回来 It's classified,and I want it back.
-我对你重要吗 -我会改进的 -Am I important to you, Mark?-I'm gonna do better.
如果你没有失去你的超能力 Maybe if you didn't lose your powers,
他们丧命那天 你也许会在场救他们 you might have been there to help the Guardians on their last day.
我根本就不确定我想继续做这些事 I'm not even sure I want to do this anymore!
欢迎来到活人的世界 克隆人 Welcome to the world of the living, Clone.
我需要你们在组织生长方面的专业技能 I need your expertise in tissue growth.
我会陪着你 不管你有什么需要 I'm here for you.Whatever you need.
你想倾诉 尽管找我 You want to talk, I'll listen.
把这些王八蛋杀光 Murder.These.Assholes!
不要 No! No, no, no!
我以为马克今晚会来的 我真的是这么以为的 I thought Mark would be here tonight.I really did.
嘿 不好意思 女士们 你们好吗 Oh, hey, excuse me.'Sup, ladies?
-什么情况 -你吓着我们了 变态 -What the hell?-You scared us, you creep.
你为什么躲在灌木丛后面 天啊 Why were you hiding in the bushes?Oh, my god!
我没有躲在灌木丛里 I wasn't hiding in the bushes.
我只是在里面喝酒 不过这无所谓了 I was drinking in the bushes.But that's not important.
重要的是我是牛逼哄哄的道格查斯顿 What's important--is that I'm motherfuckin' Doug Cheston!
谁 Who?
我爸是... My dad owns--
我爸是查斯顿制药厂的老板 My dad owns Cheston Pharmaceutical,
这半个大学也... and like, half this univer--
这半个大学也属于他 --and like, half this university.
那种大家都需要的婴儿药品的价格 就是被你爸哄抬上去的 Didn't your dad hike up prices on that baby medicine everyone needs?
绝对是的 Totally, yeah!
不管怎样 那些狗屁东西就快传给我了 Anyway, I'm gonna inherit all that shit soon,
因为我爸老糊涂了 'cause my dad's mad old.
所以你们中的一位或者最好是三位 So...Do one, or, ideally, all of you,
想不想今晚来一炮 抢占先机 分一份我的继承 want to have sex tonight,and get in on the ground floor of my inheritance?
-恶心 -没门 -Gross. -Ew! No way.
你们不知道自己错过了什么 You don't know what you're missing.
我们太知道了 Yeah, we so do!
是我 你们错过的是我 It's me!I'm what you're missing!
我和我的巨额信托基金 Me and my huge--trust fund.
搞什么...等等 我在哪里 What the...?Hey, where am I?
你好 Oh, hello.
我知道 你很困惑 I know,you're confused,
但我肯定你会习惯的 but I'm sure you're used to that.
只需要保持安静 别乱动 很快你就会有一种前所未有的快感 Just stay quiet and still,and soon you'll be feeling better than ever.
什么 在搞什么呀 What?What's going on?
你正在经历一场蜕变 You're going through a metamorphosis,
这场奇迹将让你脱胎换骨 a miracle that will take you from useless boil
你现在是一颗疮 长在这个尔虞我诈的世界的屁股上 on the behind of this crooked world,
改造后 你将是一个勇敢的探索者 肩负全人类光明未来的重任... to a brave explorer charting a shining future for all humanity--
书呆子 Nerd!
谁会这样讲话 Who talks like that?
就是你 你是个书呆子 书呆子 You do!You're a nerd, nerd!
嘿 放开我 王八蛋 Hey!Let me up, asshole!
如果你拿我开玩笑或者想搞我 If this is some joke, or some weird sex shit,
我爸会把你告到地老天荒 my dad's gonna sue you into the Stone Age!
天啊 Oh, Jesus!
见鬼了 Oh, shit!
这是什么鬼 What the fuck is that?
拜托你少装腔作势 No histrionics, please.
-你到底干了什么 -否则我只能被迫... -What the fuck did you do?-Or I'll be forced to--
我的天啊 Oh, my god!
我想我们大家都同意 你没有声带会更好 I think we can all agree you're better without vocal cords--
别管那些原型 你的造型会不一样 --and don't worry about those prototypes.You're going to be different.
你会变得很美 你会变得... You're going to be beautiful.You're going to be--
无敌少侠
快让路 Make a hole!
继续走 小心 Keep moving! Careful!
准备3号 6号和8号手术室 Prep O.R. 3, 6, and 8!
-赶快 -准备好静脉做手术 -Pre-op! -Clamp that vein!
留意出血情况 Keep an eye on that for me.
颅骨多处断裂并有脑肿胀 I've got multiple skull fractures and cranial swelling.
她正在抽搐 保持她的呼吸道畅通 She's convulsing! Keep her airway clear.
这些数值完全说不通 These numbers don't make any sense.
小心 Watch out!
立即开始输血 Hot transit needs care immediately.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
她的血液倒灌进了气管 马上给她插管 She's drowning in her own blood.Get her intubated, now!
-盐水 -血压正在猛降 -Toss me the saline.-Blood pressure's cratering.
请巴克利医生过来 Someone get Dr. Barclay in here.
我去准备输血管 弄清楚她能接受哪些血型 I'm getting a line started.Find out what kind of blood she can take.
针插不进去 The needle won't go in.
见鬼 Shit!
我对野兽女孩的生理机能做过透彻的研究 I've studied Monster Girl's physiology extensively.
请站到一边去 Please stand aside.
什么 把他赶出去 保安 What?Get him out of here! Security!
你们可以尝试赶我出去 你们也许甚至会成功 You can attempt to remove me,you may even succeed,
但是那样做 她就会死了 but then she dies,
或者你们可以辅助我 我们可以把她救回来 现在选择吧 or you can assist me,and we can save her life.Choose now.
有我在 I'm here now.
唯一能救野兽女孩的办法 是激活她的自愈力 Monster Girl's only hope is if we can activate her innate healing abilities.
开始打生理盐水 加2%的颠茄和5%的狼毒乌头 Begin a saline infusion of 2% belladonna root,5% wolfsbane.
我们没有那些 We don't have that.
那就去弄啊 纳米缝合仪 Then get it.Nano-sutures.
他出现了心房颤动 He's fibrillating!
让开 Clear!
再来 Again!
调到最大电压 Going to max charge!
再来一次 One more time.
可恶 Dammit.
什么情况 What the hell?
刚刚发生了什么 What just happened?
我完全不知道 I have no idea.
很严重 This is bad.
-这个洞从腹部一直穿到了背部 -小心 -He's got a hole all the way through him.-Careful.
-脉搏在下降 各位 -我在处理 -Pulse is dropping, people! -I'm on it!
看来很可能脊柱受损 Spinal damage seems likely.
幸好把他刺穿的东西很锋利 Thank God, whatever tore him up was sharp.
马克 Mark...Mark...Mark?
妈妈 Mom?
宝贝儿子 sweetheart.
我就知道你能挺过来的 I knew you'd pull through.
-我昏迷多久了 -六天了 -How long was I out?-Six days.
六天 Six days?
不好了 我本来约了... No...No, no, I was supposed to, um...
-安珀 -没事了 -Amber-- -It's okay,
我替你打了圆场 跟她说你被公交撞了 I covered for you.Told her you got hit by a bus,
反正你的状况也差不多 which, from the looks of you, isn't far off.
黑参孙怎么样 野兽女孩呢 Black Samson?Monster Girl?
仍在昏迷中 Still unconscious.
这不是你的错 It's not your fault.
暗血招了吗 Darkblood crack yet?
你了解他的 他不想说的时候嘴巴很紧 You know him.He barely talks when he wants to.
我去试一试 我会把他的嘴巴撬开 Let me take a swing.I'll make him talk.
虽然观赏一个无人能阻挡的英雄 As fascinating as it would be
对付一个冥顽不化的恶魔肯定会很精彩 to watch an unstoppable force meet an immovable object,
但我还是希望在内部处理这些事 I prefer to keep these kind of things in-house.
是不是他干的 护卫队员是不是他杀的 Did he do it?Did he murder the Guardians?
我们不知道 We don't know.
我更想知道他的杀人动机是什么 What's more interesting to me is why he would do it.
他是个恶魔 这就是他的动机 He's a demon.There's your why.
我只是觉得自己了解他 仅此而已 I thought I knew him, that's all.
马克从来没告诉过你 他要单挑机器头 Mark never told you he was taking on Machine Head all by his lonesome?
他告诉过我 他说了他不会上当的 Yeah, he told me.Told me he wasn't gonna take the bait.
这有什么好笑的 What's so funny about that?
你是这个星球上最强大的人 可是连你儿子都不听你的话 You're the most powerful man on the planet,but even your kid won't listen to you.
怎么 在维特鲁姆不会发生这种事 What, this doesn't happen on Viltrum?
不会 No.It doesn't.
诺兰 马克是个人类青少年 Mark's a human teenager, Nolan.
青少年都会叛逆 It's what they do.
这其实让我觉得安心 It's reassuring, really.
你看起来确实像被车撞了 You do look like you got run over.
是啊 就是我 Yeah, that's me.
我是个不懂交通灯规则的家伙 The guy who doesn't know how traffic lights work.
真不敢相信你不肯让我去医院看你 I still can't believe you wouldn't let me see you in the hospital.
他们的探访规定很奇怪 They had weird rules about visitors.
伊芙从威廉那儿听说了我的消息 才知道我住院的 Eve only knew I was there because, um, she heard from William.
怎么了 What?
那天晚上我都打定主意甩了你了 I'd basically already dumped you that night.
我知道 我最近这几天好好地想过这些事 I know...and I've thought a lot about that these last couple of days.
记得你让托德把你的号码给我之后 我第一次给你打电话吗 Remember when I first called you?After you made Todd give me your number?
-怎么了 -我很紧张 -Yeah.-I was terrified,
连话都说不清楚 我彻底搞砸了 and I could barely talk straight,and I messed it all up,
-但你让我重新开始 -然后呢 -but you let me start over.-And?
我们可以重新开始吗 Can we do that again?Start over?
你是对的 You're right.
没错 我不值得第二个机会 Yeah, I don't deserve...to start over.
嘿 帅哥马克格雷森 Hey, handsome Mark Grayson.
我很高兴你的帅脸没有破相 I'm glad you've still got that pretty face of yours.
我也是 Me too.
改天想一起玩吗 So, uh...wanna hang out sometime?
好啊 Sure.
要看两边 马克 过马路之前必须看清楚两边有没有车 Both ways, Mark.You need to look both ways before you cross the street.
-你是没上幼儿园吧 -应该是吧 -Did you skip kindergarten the day they taught that?-Guess so.
我们好久没一起玩了 要不... Hey, we haven't hung out for a while. We should--
那是因为某人成了借口王 Because someone's the king of excuses.
“我得学习 我得帮我爸干活” "I've got to study.""I need to help my dad with work."
“我的病有传染性” 诸如此类的狗屁 "I'm infectious."Blah, blah, blah.
周五不上课 我们看部电影什么的呗 Okay.Well, there's no school on Friday.Let's catch a movie or something.
很想 但不能去 记得瑞克吗 Love to.Can't.Remember Rick?
那个让你念念不忘的家伙 The guy you couldn't stop talking about last summer?
你说得我像个花痴似的 You make it sound like I was obsessed or something.
言归正传 他在上州大学学习 我星期五要去参观 在那里过夜 Anyway, he's at Upstate U.I'm going for a tour on Friday.Staying over.
他们有个巨帅的医学预科项目 They have a very handsome pre-med program.
我是不是说了“巨帅” 我是想说“世界一流” 不过也很帅 Did I say handsome? I meant "world-class,"but also, handsome.
找到你的未来
-我可以一起去吗 -什么 -Can I come?-What?
我想去 I want to come.
-好的 -我想带上安珀 -Okay... -And I want to bring Amber.
-慢着 -求你了 威廉 我需要散散心 -Hold on-- -Please, William.I need this.
伊芙 Eve!
进来 Come in.
马克 我希望你... Mark, I wanted--
我受伤那段时间 I never got to thank you
你替我瞒着安珀 我一直没有正式谢你 所以 谢谢你 for talking to Amber when I was hurt,so...Thanks.
要去哪里吗 Going somewhere?
威廉暗恋的一个人在上州大学念书 Oh, this guy William's crushing on goes to Upstate U.
威廉要去参观 我说服了他 带上我和安珀一起 William's going for a tour,and I convinced him to let me and Amber tag along.
唉呀 不好意思 你想来的话也完全没问题 Oh, shit.I'm sorry.Um, if you want to come, that's totally cool.
我正在跟安珀重新开始 这次我要向她证明我是认真的 I'm just trying to start over with Amber, you know?Show her I'm serious this time.
不去了 反正我不想上大学 That's okay.I'm skipping college anyway.
什么 为什么 你的成绩比我的好多了 What? Why?Your grades are way better than mine.
我跟安珀在社区中心的时候想通了一些事情 When I was at the community center with Amber,something clicked for me.
我觉得我可以通过实际行动帮助更多的人 I think I can help more people by just... helping them, you know?
我不需要等待外星人入侵 I don't have to wait for some alien invasion
或巨蜥联盟下次袭击地球 or the Lizard League's next attack.
我可以浇灌沙漠 阻止自然灾害 I can irrigate deserts,stop natural disasters,
给挨饿的人送食物 bring food to the starving.
真正做些实事 You know, make a real difference.
是 我明白 Yeah. I get it.
我还以为你会试图劝阻我呢 雷克斯肯定就会 I thought you'd try and talk me out of it.Rex would have.
我在市中心那次真的搞砸了 I really messed up downtown.
黑参孙和野兽女孩几乎被我害死了 Black Samson and Monster Girl almost died because of me.
所以我懂你 So I get it.
也许我们俩以后都不必再抗击外星人入侵 Maybe fighting off alien invasions isn't in either of our futures.
也许我们俩都需要重新开始 Maybe we both need a fresh start.
马克 威廉和安珀到了 Mark!William and Amber are here.
好的 妈妈 那你要去哪里... Okay, Mom!So where are you--
你还好吧 You okay?
还好 只是有点酸痛 Yeah. Fine.Just sore.
快点 别慢吞吞的 赶快上路吧 Come on, slowpoke!Let's hit the road!
好了 一路小心 Okay, be careful.
别玩过头了 Don't have too much fun.
不准喝酒 不准吸毒 不准做爱 No drinking.No drugs.And no sex!
不准做爱 知道了 我会盯着他们俩的 格雷森太太 No sex. Got it.I'll take good care of them, Mrs. Grayson!
跟我说说这个瑞克吧 Tell me more about this Rick guy.
天啊 我恨不得马上介绍你们认识 首先呢 他个子很高 Oh, man.I can't wait for you to meet him.He's like, first of all, tall.
-头发很棒 像马鬃那么厚 -这也算好吗 -Amazing hair.Thick as a horse's mane.-That's good?
-很好 -很好 -Yes. -Yes.
瑞克的风格简直酷毙了 Rick's style? Incredible.
完美结合了街头和预科学院的风格 A perfect combo of street and prep.
我有没有说到他的牙齿 又小又白 赏心悦目 Did I mention his teeth?Little white bricks of joy--
你要出去 Going out?
得去取送去干洗的东西 买点晚饭食材 我很快就回来 Need to pick up some dry cleaning,something for dinner.I won't be long.
-我陪你 -你在赶书稿期限 -I'll come along-- -You're on a deadline for the book.
这不是你跟我说的吗 还是说我搞错了 Isn't that what you told me? Or was I mistaken?
没有 确实是这样 No, that's right.
那你就有事要忙 不是吗 Then you've got work to do, don't you?
人真的可能拥有八块腹肌吗 I mean,can a person even have an eight-pack?
好了 不说瑞克了 免得让你们觉得无聊 Anyhoo,I don't wanna bore you guys any more about Rick.
-不过呢... -我们懂了 你爱他爱惨了 -Ooh, except that he's-- -We get it!You're in love with the guy.
什么 不是 瑞克是很棒 但说我爱他 不至于 What? No.I mean, Rick's amazing,but love him? No.
我的天啊 他来了 Oh, my god, here he comes!
威廉 抱一个 William!Come here!
瑞克 你好吗 What's up, Rick?
这两位是我的朋友 马克和安珀 These are my friends,Mark and Amber.
我们久闻你的大名 We've heard so much about you.
嘿 很高兴认识你们 我替你们拿行李 Hey.Nice to meet you guys.Let me grab your bags.
我的宿舍都准备好了 I got my dorm room all set up for us.
这个周末肯定会很好玩 It's gonna be a great weekend.
我就不明白了 I just don't understand
你为什么不能在这里 做你那个新的超级英雄助人计划 why can't you do your new superhero helping job from here?
你知道原因的 You know why.
萨曼莎 Samantha...Samantha!Samantha!
还有后门 The back door is still there.
我需要重新开始 去一个新的地方 一个不在这里的地方 I need a fresh start.Somewhere new. Somewhere that's not here.
那高中呢 还有大学呢 What about school?Or-or college?
我的学分够高中毕业了 上大学的事可以缓一缓 I've got enough credits to graduate,and college can wait--
萨曼莎 我绝不会看着你 Samantha!I'm not going to watch you ruin your life
为了什么寻找自我的嬉皮士狗屁 毁了自己的人生 on some hippie-dippie find-yourself bullshit--
-亚当 -我是认真的 -Adam!-I mean it.
你的人生应该花在做别的事情之上 This is the opposite of what you should be doing with your life.
那是做什么事情 爸 And what would that be, Dad?
你想重新开始 那就放弃你的超级英雄的狗屁打算 You want a fresh start?Give up this superhero crap.
你拯救不了这个世界 萨曼莎 You can't save the world, Samantha.
这会害死你的 It's gonna get you killed.
你获得超能力那天是我这辈子最痛苦的一天 The worst day of my life was when you got powers.
哇 听到这句话比我想象中更让我心痛 Wow, that hurts much more than I thought it would.
我只是希望你过上最好的生活 I just want what's best for you.
正常地生活 成家立业 相夫教子 A normal life.A house.A husband.Kids...
爸爸 那对你来说是最好的 对我来说不是 That's what's best for you, Dad.Not for me.
萨曼莎 Samantha!
你马上给我下来 You get your feet back on the ground now!
再见了 妈妈 再见了 爸爸 Bye, Mom.Bye, Dad.
萨曼莎 Samantha!
这地方挺不错的 This place is pretty cool.
这也是全国最好的医学院之一 It's also one of the best med schools in the country.
所以我给你们安排了一堂生物学旁听课 That's why I arranged a little biology class sit-in for you guys.
你还想上医学预科吧 You're still thinking pre-med, right, William?
没错 他记得 Yup.He remembered!
失踪 道格查斯顿
表面没什么不同 It may look the same from the outside,
但年龄每增加十岁 患心脏病的几率就增加一倍 but the chance of heart failure doubles with each decade of life.
对此我们有何对策 What can we do about that?
当然了 得吃得更健康 运动有所帮助 还有药物 Eat better, sure.Exercise helps.Drugs, hmm.
但最终 我们的器官会衰竭 But fundamentally our parts wear out.
因此 我们的关注点是改善生活质量 Our focus is therefore on extending quality of life,
即使我们不能延长寿命本身 even if we can't extend life itself--
拜托 Oh, please.
辛克莱先生 看来你似乎又有高见要发表 Ah, Mr. Sinclair.Once again, it seems you have an opinion to share?
我要分享的是事实 I have the truth to share.
那个混球是谁 Who's the dick?
DA辛克莱 DA Sinclair.
他入学拿了天才奖学金 并拿这事到处宣传 He's here on a genius grant,and makes sure everyone knows it.
为了快点去到一个地方 我们不会选择跑步 而是会坐车 When you want to travel quickly,you don't run,you get in a car.
为了飞去另一个国家 我们不会拍动双臂 When you need to fly to another country,you don't flap your arms,
而是会坐飞机 you get on a plane.
我们都知道该怎么旅行 辛克莱先生 你想说什么 We're all aware how travel works, Mr. Sinclair.Your point?
所有人类的缺陷 不过是亟需被解决的机械挑战 All human failings are simply engineering challenges crying out to be solved.
我们是机器 我们尽早认识到这一点 We're machines,and the sooner we recognize that,
就能尽早释放我们全部的潜能 the sooner we'll reach our true potential.
哗众取宠 Dramatic much?
不好意思 I'm sorry?
我不觉得不好意思 你就是个混蛋 I'm not. You're being a jerk.
你有什么意见 辛克莱 What's your problem, Sinclair?
我有什么意见 My problem?
这所白痴学校让我有意见 My problem is this school of idiots.
麻省理工对我大献殷勤 耶鲁给我提供了一间实验室 MIT courted me.Yale offered me a lab--
你该接受呀 You should take it.
你让人印象深刻 瑞克 You're impressive, Rick.
肌肉发达 坚定自信 典型的雄性首领 Muscular.Assertive.Classic alpha male.
嘿 别跟他说这些恭维话 Hey!Don't say those...compliments to him.
辛克莱先生 你准备好学习的时候 随时可以回来 Mr. Sinclair...you can return when you're ready to learn.
那我们考试的时候再见了 瑞克 Then I'll see you at exams.Rick.
接我刚才的话 生活的质量而不是寿命的长度 As I was saying,quality of life, not quantity.
♪ I've always done the best I could ♪
♪ To get out of my neighborhood... ♪
我喜欢这里的风景 Well, I like the view.
♪ Growing up I spilt my blood ♪
♪ But you're still my home ♪
♪ Saturday night on the highest wall ♪
♪ It doesn't exist-- ♪
这是个开始 It's a start.
♪ --the law ♪
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet... ♪
是我多心了吗 怎么感觉那个DA一直在偷瞄你 Was it just me,or was that DA guy checking you out?
我敢打赌你经常有这个困扰 I bet you have that problem a lot.
拜托 我替他感到难过 他最需要的是朋友 Oh, please.I feel sorry for him.He needs friends more than anything.
你这么说真成熟 That is so evolved of you.
你还好吧 You okay?
你该不会还有脑震荡 而你没有告诉我吧 You don't still have a concussion or something you haven't told me about, do you?
什么 没有 我没事 我很好 What? Uh, no.I'm good, I'm really good.
如果你们俩想单独相处 我们可以几个小时后再在这里碰头 If you two want some time to wander,we can meet back here in a few hours.
好主意 待会儿见 你们迟到了也没关系 That's a great idea.See you both back here in a while!It's okay if you're late.
来吧 我们去好好参观一下这地方 Come on,let's go see what this place is really like.
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet ♪
♪ But I won't stop now you can take a seat ♪
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet ♪
♪ But I won't stop now you can take a seat ♪
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet ♪
♪ But I won't stop now you can take a seat ♪
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet ♪
♪ But I won't back down you can take a seat ♪
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet ♪
♪ But I won't stop now no, I won't be beat ♪
♪ You can, you can knock me off my feet... ♪
你现在满面笑容的 You're all smiles now.
是啊 我想我挺喜欢这里的 Yeah.I guess I kinda like it here.
还行 也许有点太花俏了 It's okay.A bit too fancy, maybe,
不过我听说他们的社会正义课程很好 but I hear they do have a good social-justice program.
你觉得来这里念书怎么样 我是说我们俩一起 What do you think about coming here?Together, I mean.
马克格雷森 如果你想实现这个愿望 你得提高成绩 If you want that to happen,you need to get your grades up,Mark Grayson.
你明白你得申请大学的吧 You're aware you need to apply to college, right?
我是认真的 我觉得这就是我想要的 I'm serious.I think this is what I want.
当你的句子是以“我想”开头的时候 You know, when you start a sentence with "I think,"
你就自动消除了其中90%的浪漫成分 you automatically murder 90% of any romance in it--
这就是我想要的 你跟我在这里 我们一起 This is what I want.You and me, here.Together.
-好吧 -真的 -Okay.-Really?
真的 有何不可 Sure. Why not?
嘿 小恋人们 你们玩得开心吗... Hey, lovebirds!Did you have a good time--
那是什么东西 What the hell is that?
不好了 Holy shit.
我的天啊 所有人后退 Oh, my god, get back!Everybody, get back!
赶快 Hurry!
伙计们 帮帮忙 Guys! Help me!
马克 Mark!
快 Come on!
威廉 William!
放开他 你这王八蛋 Get away from him, you bastard!
不 No!
马克 马克 Mark!Mark?
-马克 -快跑 -Mark? -Run!
不 马克 No! Mark!
什么鬼 What the hell?
天啊 Holy shit. Holy shit.
你是无敌少侠 你是无... You're Invincible.You. Are. Invincible--
求你了 不能告诉任何人 Please!You can't tell anyone.
真不敢相信 现在全都说得通了 天啊 I can't believe this.It all makes sense now.Holy shit! Holy shit.
威廉 William!
你还好吧 Are you okay?
不好 我完全不好 我是说我没事 我只是...哇 No.I'm definitely not okay.I mean, I am okay.I'm just-- wow.
刚才那个是谁 Who was that?
那个 那是马...无敌少侠 That...That was M... vincible.
威廉 你救了我的命 William.You saved my life.
什么 我吗 是的 What? Me?I mean... yes.
我真的救了你 不客气 Of course, I did.You're welcome.
-伙计们 警察在路上了 -你到底去了哪里 -Guys!The police are on their way-- -Where the hell did you go?
我跑去求助了 我试图去找保安 但是... Um, I ran for help?I tried to get security, but there wasn't anyone--
-你这个大骗子 -事实不是这样的 -You lying piece of shit-- -Wait, no!This isn't what it looks like--
你跑掉了 你抛下我们独自面对那个怪物 You took off.You left us here with that thing.
安珀 不是 我...真实情况不是那样的 Amber, no. I...That's not what happened.
你自己说要重新开始 你说的 你保证过的 You said you wanted to start over.You said that.You promised.
连伊芙都替你担保 而你居然做出这种事 Even Eve vouched for you,and then you do this?
伊芙错看你了 我也是 Eve was wrong about you.So was I.
等等 安珀 Wait!Amber!
我稍一转身 那个不知感恩的白痴居然逃了 I turn my back for one second,and the ungrateful half-wit slips away?
够了 我再也不会保留任何人的额叶了 That's it.That's the last time I leave anyone's frontal lobe intact.
经典的雄性首领 Classic alpha male.
突发新闻
新报道：缺水是人为造成的
把世界改造成你想要的样子 Make the world you want to live in.
美国五角大楼 停车场在后面
这些干扰素指数不乐观 我们必须想个办法改善 I don't like those interferon counts.We need to do something about that.
天啊 My god.
那些对野兽女孩来说是正常水平 Those are normal levels for Monster Girl.
她是被诅咒了 并不是得了病 She has a curse,not a disease.
她受伤的时候 我立即派了一个无人机去北极 When she was injured,I immediately dispatched a drone to the Arctic.
这是一朵天蓝波斯菊 This is a Cerulean Cosmos.
它有一种独特的分子 It contains a unique molecule
我相信这种分子能让她的生存机会增加60% that I believe will add 60% to her chances of survival.
这种花被保护得非常好 It was well guarded.
利用生物质声波处理提取它的主要成分 Use biomass sonification to extract the primary compounds,
然后叫我来处理分离与提纯 then call me for isolation and purification.
你真的很关心她 You really care for her.
参孙 很高兴看到你醒了 是的 我很关心她 Samson... good to see you awake.and yes, I do.
你是机器 You're a machine.
机器怎么会有感情呢 How does a machine have emotions?
我的程序设定是要关心全人类 I'm programmed to care for all humans.
我不这么认为 你可没有为了我 不惜一切代价去北极 I beg to differ.You didn't get your ass whooped in the Arctic for me.
我猜我们赢了那场仗 So I take it, we won?
♪ ...Hasty words that seem to-- ♪
谢谢...你过来 Thanks...Thanks for coming.
你想喝点什么吗 要不先坐下吧 叙叙旧 Can I get you a drink or something?You want to sit first?Catch up?
谢了 亚特 但是... Thanks, Art, but...
我知道 I know,I know.
我就是想拖延一下 I'm just trying to put it off.
这几天我按你的要求 对战服进行了彻底分析 I spent the last few days going over it top to bottom,like you asked.
给我看看 Show me.
你确定吗 黛比 You sure, Deb?
看到这些斑点吗 See these flecks?
它们看起来是金子 但实际上坚硬得多 They look like gold, but they're much harder.
我只在另一个地方见过这种东西 I've only seen them one other place--
战女的盔甲 War Woman's armor.
钠晶体 Sodium Crystals.
海王 Aquarus.
这些是暗翼的飞镖留下的 Those are from Darkwing's throwing weapons.
他跟我其他几位客户交过手 He's tangled with a few of my other clients.
那些是烧灼的痕迹 Are those burns?
摩擦灼烧 Friction burns.
某种超快速移动的东西弄的 From something moving real fast.
是赤速 Red Rush.
好吧 这只证明了诺兰跟护卫队交过手 Okay.Okay, this--this only proves Nolan and the Guardians fought.
也许是他们先攻击他的 Maybe they attacked him first?
也许他只是想保护他们生前的名声 Maybe-- maybe he was trying to protect their legacy?
也许吧 Maybe...
但是还有这个 but there's also this.
血液接触空气会开始氧化 Blood begins to oxidize when exposed to air.
我可以检测 看看衣物沾上血液多久了 I can measure it.See how long since it was spilled.
这是战服上最早沾上的血液 This is the oldest blood on the suit.
是诺兰先动手的 Nolan struck first.
不要告诉任何人 包括西塞尔 谁都不能说 Don't tell anyone.Not Cecil.No one.
黛比 我太害怕了 不会说出去的 Debbie...I'm too scared to tell anyone.
安珀 我那是在想办法帮忙 Amber, I was trying to help!
我今天晚上绝不要跟你共处一室 There's no way I'm sharing a room with you tonight.
那是我的房间 不过没事 没关系 Uh, well, that's my bedroom,but okay.That's cool.
马克 你可以跟我们在这里睡 Mark, you can bunk out here with us.
是啊 完全没问题 Oh, yeah, totally.
真不好意思 Sorry about this.
别往心里去 Oh, don't sweat it.
我下去店里买些啤酒 I'll go down to the store and grab some beer.
也许我回来的时候 气氛会缓和下来 Maybe by then, things will cool down,
我们这个周末就可以恢复正常了 and we can get this weekend back on track.
怎么样 Sound good?
我留在这里 确保他们不会自相残杀 I'll stay here.Make sure they don't murder each other.
你开什么玩笑 Are... you...kidding me?
我觉得很脏 我要去洗个澡 I feel gross.I'm taking a shower.
你居然是无敌少侠 You're Invincible!
现在别谈这事 伙计 Not now, man!
不好意思 不过 天啊 你是无敌少侠 Sorry, sorry,but holy shit, you're Invincible!
可你从来没有告诉过我 And you never told me?
♪ Come on, let's go! ♪
♪ I think I wanna get gone ♪
♪ Where are we going? ♪
♪ Where have we gone ♪
♪ I wanna roll to the motion of the ocean in the sub ♪
♪ And ride, ride, ride, ride baby, we gone ♪
♪ Where are we goin'? Where are we goin'? ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪
你们的进展令人满意 Your progress is... satisfactory.
令人满意而已 你知道在这么短时间内 培育这些细胞有多难吗 Satisfactory?You know how hard it is to grow cells this quickly?
没错 所以我才雇了你们 Yes.That's why I hired you.
正是如此 Exactly.
好了 这是用来干什么的 Now... what's it for?
-你偷了谁的DNA -你们的工作不需要知道这些 -And whose DNA did you steal?-Your work doesn't require answers to those questions.
也许需要 也许不需要 Maybe, maybe not,
但我们的工作需要收取报酬 but our work does require payment.
工作完成了自然会有 When it's complete.
那我们也许会往生长舱里加液体氨 Then we might just leak liquid ammonia into the growth chamber.
新细胞不喜欢液体氨 New cells don't like liquid ammonia.
旧细胞也不喜欢 Old cells don't like it either.
你们完成了工作 You will receive the schematics
才能收到简略图 早一分钟都不可能 when you finish your work,and not a moment sooner.
哼 随便了 Yeah, whatever.
行 我们再通知你 Fine.We'll call you.
你相信他 Trust him?
那我们需要一些保障 Then we need some insurance.
去拿个铲子 Grab a shovel.
你当超级英雄多久了 How long have you been a superhero?
威廉 William...
-三个月 六个月 更久 -别问了 -Three months? Six months?Longer? -Stop--
我是你的死党 I'm your best friend.
你是超级英雄这件事必须告诉你的死党 Best friends don't not tell best friends they're superheroes!
带我飞一圈 Take me flying.
不行 我都不想继续当无敌少侠了 No.I don't even wanna be Invincible anymore.
你给我闭嘴 Shut. Your. Mouth.
你是超级英雄 是我这辈子遇到过的最棒的事 You being a superhero is the coolest thing that's ever happened to me.
-安珀会原谅你的 就像以前一样 -这次不会了 -Amber will forgive you. She always does.-I'm not so sure this time.
嗯 你说得也许有道理 Yeah, you might be right.
快带我飞一圈 否则我就把你是无敌少侠的事爆出去 Now take me flying,or I'm gonna tell everyone you're Invincible.
不好意思 不过我不内疚 Sorry not sorry.
-爽 -好了 行了吧 -Yes!-There! Okay?
-我可以试穿吗 -试穿什么 -Can I try it on?-What?
-你的战服 我能试穿... -绝对不行 -Your suit! Can I-- -Absolutely not!
抱歉 我不是故意吓你的 Sorry!Didn't mean to scare you.
没事 It's fine.
我叫凯乐 Anyway.I'm Kyle.
好样儿的 Good for you.
抱歉 我叫安珀 I'm sorry.I'm Amber.
今晚来我们家参加一场低调的超级派对 Low-key mega-party at our house tonight.
兄弟会派对 A fraternity?
是的 不过是那种不太窝囊 让人能接受的派对 Yeah, but, like, the okay kind that isn't super douche-y?
喂 你们饿吗 要我买点披萨之类的吗 Yo, you guys hungry?Should I grab some pizza or something?
太棒了 不要蘑菇哦 拜托了 Love it.No mushrooms, please.
那对小恋人还好吧 Everything okay with the lovebirds?
糟了 我马上回来 我们一起处理... Yikes.Well, I'll be back soon, and we can deal with that--
瑞克 你在吗 喂 Rick? You there?Hello?
马克 安珀 Mark! Amber!
她刚出去了 被请去参加派对了 She just left.Got invited to some party.
可恶 我该去追她吗 Oh, shit, should I have gone after her?
起来 瑞克遇到了什么事 Get up!Something happened to Rick.
我们刚才在视频通话 被切断了 我们得去找他 We were on the phone, and it cut off.We need to look for him.
我得去追安珀 I need to go after Amber.
-怎么了 给他打回去 -他不接 -What?Just call him back.-He's not answering!
你可不希望我帮忙 You don't want my help.
我每次逞英雄都会让情况恶化 Every time I try to be a hero,I make things worse.
-如果是今天那个怪物怎么办 -你也看到我杀了它 -What if it's that thing from earlier?-You saw me kill it.
是它自杀的 It killed itself.
不管怎样 反正它是死了 Whatever. It's dead.
你真的找不到瑞克再打给我 Look, call me if you really can't find Rick,
但我得先去找安珀 抱歉 but I gotta go after Amber first.Sorry.
真奇怪 我感觉比以前更好 That's the weird thing.I feel better than ever.
感觉几乎像是我失去超能力之前的状态 Almost like before I lost my powers.
也许我该更经常被揍 Maybe I should get my ass kicked more often.
既然这样 你就回护卫队总部 跟小组会合吧 Then rejoin the team at Guardians HQ.
我会留在这里 直到野兽女孩恢复为止 I will remain here until Monster Girl recovers.
好的 稍后再见 Yeah, all right.See you later.
-抱歉 我不是故意... -不 没关系 -I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-- -No, it's okay.
你刚刚吓着我了 You just scared me.
我的脑袋 My head...
我们赢了吗 Did we win?
黑参孙问了同一个问题 Black Samson asked the same question.
我们赢了 大部分归功于你的牺牲 Yes, we won.In great part due to your sacrifice.
谢天谢地 其他护卫队员怎么样 Thank god.How's everyone else?
我该不会是唯一被痛殴的废柴吧 Or was I the only loser who got the shit kicked out of them?
其他人都好 很担心你 但他们没事 Everyone else is fine.Concerned about you, but fine.
我真高兴你醒过来了 你的恢复情况有时很令人揪心 I'm happy you're awake.Your recovery was... tenuous at times.
你一直陪着我 You stayed with me?
我从没离开过 I never left.
♪ Tell me where you are and your location ♪
♪ We got drinks and we kill 'em by the cases ♪
♪ I don't remember names only remember faces... ♪
失踪
瑞克 Rick? Rick!
嘿 是安珀吧 你来了 Hey! Amber, right?You showed!
瑞克 Rick?
瑞克 你在吗 Rick?Are you there?
瑞克 Rick?
而你居然用方格布给他做了战服 And you...you dressed him in plaid!
他见总统的时候只得穿那套战服 You know, he had to wear that suit when he met the President.
就当作这是给你的教训 Well, let that be a lesson to you,
绝不要惹毛你的裁缝 never piss off your tailor.
亚特 怎么了 你似乎有点紧张 What's the matter, Art?You seem a little nervous.
不是 只是累了 这个星期有很多衣服要补 No, no, just, uh, tired.Lots of repairs this week.
当然 I bet.
事情瞬息万变 快得让人诧异 It's funny how quickly things can fall apart.
前一天感觉自己在这世界上还有很多时间 One day,it seems like you have all the time in the world,
可一转眼 这些时间就没了 and then the next...it's gone.
别听我发牢骚了 Ah, don't listen to me.
我就是想过来 确认一下我们的合作关系依旧牢固 I just wanted to swing by and make sure our partnership is still going strong.
就像你说的 绝不要惹毛你的裁缝 对吧 Like you said,never piss off your tailor, right?
并不只是派对 这里有很多优秀的课程 It's not all parties.There's a ton of great programs here.
教授们有料 实验室是新的... The profs are solid, the labs are new--
怎么了 What?
作为兄弟会成员来说 你有点书呆子气 You're a little nerdy for a frat guy.
我女友也是这么说的 My girlfriend says the same thing.
她下学期会转过来 She's transferring here next semester.
我很想她 I miss her a ton.
你有对象吗 You seeing anyone?
之前有 I was.
现在不是时候 威廉 Not now, William.
马克 Mark!
我听不到你说话 我们在瑞克的宿舍见吧 I can't hear you.I'll see you back at Rick's dorm--
你把瑞克怎么了 What did you do with Rick?
我会以同样的方式对待你 Why, the same thing I'm about to do with you.
该死的 Shit, shit, shit...
威廉 William!
威廉 William?
你把威廉怎么了 What did you do with William?
-威廉 -复赛 好极了 -Whoa, William! -A rematch.Excellent.
我看了你们的第一场战斗后做了几个改进 I'm afraid I witnessed that first scrap and made a few small improvements.
马... Mark!
无敌少侠 他在把人改造成那些东西 Invincible!He's turning people into those things!
你把我描述成怪物了 You make me sound like a monster.
我并没有把人改造成任何东西 I'm not turning people into anything.
我只是在修正人类的弱点 I'm fixing humanity's weaknesses.
我的天啊 瑞克 Oh, my god! Rick?
住手 不要那样 Stop! Don't do this!
唤起他的情感是没用的 It's no use appealing to his emotions.
我亲自移除了他大脑主管情感的部分 I removed them myself.
不 No!
瑞克 是我们呀 是我呀 Rick? It's us! It's me!
我们去年认识的 在湖边 We met last year!At the lake!
记得去年夏天吗 那间船屋 Remember last summer?The boathouse!
那改变了我的人生 也改变了你的人生 It changed my life, Rick.I know it changed yours, too.
我们在水边做爱了 We had sex by the water!
那是我遇到过最美妙的事 It was the best thing that ever happened to me!
这有点太隐私了 Oh, that's a tad personal...
不 No!
威廉 William?
对 瑞克 是我 快救我们 Yes, Rick! It's me!Help us!
你在哭吗 Are you crying?
不行 住手 你会把自己毁了 No... No!Stop! You'll ruin yourself!
你们这些畜牲把人类发展拖慢了几十年 You brutes have set humanity back decades!
你休想逃 王八蛋 You're not going anywhere, asshole!
你们怎么不明白 Don't you understand?
这是为了进步 为了科学 This is about progress!Science!
解救人类免受疾病之苦 Saving the human race from disease!
检查他的血压 Want to check his pressure?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我没能控制住 I just lost it.
别对自己太严苛了 换作是我也会做同样的事 Don't beat yourself up.I would've done the same thing.
你打算怎样处置他 What are you going to do with him?
我想会用经典的方式 把他囚禁起来 I figure the classic lock him up and throw away the key.
不过他的技术让人赞叹 Impressive technology, though,
尤其这是在下水道做出来的 especially for something built in a sewer.
你是指变态 Sick, you mean.
很难相信他们让你挨了这么大的苦头 Hard to believe they gave you a run for your money like that.
这家伙的状态不好 This guy's in bad shape.
把他带出去 Let's get him out.
你能帮到他们吗 Can you help them?
我们会尽力 We'll do our best.
回家吧 孩子 接下来交给我 Go home, kid.I'll take it from here.
♪ Late night thinkin' bout many mistakes ♪
♪ I never meant to hurt you... ♪
♪ Late-night problems come and I can't escape ♪
♪ I never meant to change you ♪
♪ I wish that I could fix this... ♪
♪ I wish that it was easy... ♪
♪ But I fucked up ♪
为什么 Why?
什么为什么 Why what?
约瑟夫 暗翼 战女 其他人... Josef.Darkwing.War Woman.The others...
-你为什么那么做 -我什么都没做 -Why did you do it?-I didn't do anything--
不要骗我 Don't lie to me!
我知道了 我知道是你杀了他们 诺兰 I know!I know you killed them, Nolan!
你喝醉了 我们明天再谈 You're drunk.We'll talk about this tomorrow.
去你的 诺兰 Fuck you, Nolan.
私人领地 请勿进入
我不知道 I dunno, man.
我们这么干 可能会害我继父丢掉白宫的工作的 My stepdad could lose his job at the White House for this.
马特 别这么婆妈 这肯定会很轰动 Stop being a wuss, Matt.This is gonna be epic,
等这事结束了 就轮到我们说了算了 and when it's all over,we'll be the ones calling the shots.
-你确定这能成功 -你带了杜松子酒吗 -You sure it's gonna work?-You got the schnapps?
我们把永生侠挖出来 用他的头颅盛酒喝就成了 We dig up the Immortal,drink from his skull,and wham,
-我们会得到他的超能力 太容易了 伙计 -这只是个谣言 -we get his powers.Easy as shit, man.-It's just a rumor.
伙计 我在网上看到的 Dude, I saw it on Reddit.
你们在网上看到的东西不能全信 臭小子们 Don't believe everything you read on the Internet... kids.