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前情提要
是时候了 It's about time.
试着这样做 Try it a little more like this.
-你是不是太狠了 -你是在质疑我吗 -Did you maybe push too far?-Are you questioning me?
谋杀现场当时没有其他人 No one else at scene of murders,
只有全能侠 only Omni-Man.
派一支A6监视队盯着格雷森一家 Put an A-6 surveillance team on the Graysons.
快期末考了 要不我们俩一起复习吧 I was thinking finals are coming up,maybe we could go over everything together.
我可以啊 Works for me.
以爱缅怀
今天我们痛失了巨人 Today,we have lost Titans.
很荣幸向大家介绍新的全球护卫队员 It is my pleasure to introduce the new Guardians of the Globe.
看起来有人在帮我们 We have a benefactor, it seems.
我想说我会想你的 兄弟 I'd say I'll miss you, brother,
但我永远可以再克隆一个 but I can always make another one.
你在我家干什么 What are you doing in my house?
收集线索 答案 Seeking clues.Answers.
黛比 你还好吧 Debbie?You all right?
我没事 I'm fine.
你手下的人动作太慢了 Your men are too slow.
沙漠无情啊 老大 The desert is unforgiving, Zaeim.
完全比不上黄沙之下的东西 Heh, not as much as what's under it.
让开 别挡道 Move.Out of my way!
主人 很快您又能让这个世界明白 Master...soon, you will once again teach this world
什么才是真正的苦难 what it means to truly suffer.
天啊 Oh,god!
救命啊 Help me!
天啊 他在复活卡祸 My God...he's resurrecting Ka-Hor.
飞高一点 Gain some altitude!
你把沙漠都搅乱了 You're messing up the desert.
不好意思 sorry.
赶上来 And pick up the pace.
如果你想速度与耐力兼具 你得逼自己超越极限 You need to push yourself if you want to build speed and endurance.
真不敢相信我还得练习 I can't believe I still have to exercise.
你以为当维特鲁姆人容易吗 What, you thought being a Viltrumite was easy?
显摆 Show off.
-好了 我们休息一下 -终于说了句人话 -Okay, okay,let's take a break.-Now you're talking.
最后抵达珠穆朗玛峰的 罚洗碗一星期 开始 Last one to Mount Everest does the dishes for a week.Go!
耶 Yeah!
等等 珠穆朗玛峰在哪儿 Wait... where's Mount Everest?
最高峰 It's the high one!
深呼吸 小子 Take deep breaths, buddy.
这上面的空气很稀薄 The air's thin up here.
是真的 No... kidding...
搞什么 What the fuck?
嗨 抱歉 没事的 我是... Hi. Sorry. It's okay.I'm--
无敌少侠
有时我会忘了这个星球有多么美丽 Sometimes, I forget how beautiful this planet can be.
人类只会破坏它 这太可惜了 Too bad the human race is hell-bent on destroying it.
还好他们有我们 对吧 Good thing they got us, right?
是啊 应该是吧 Yeah, I guess.
维特鲁姆跟这里很不一样吗 So, is Viltrum that different?
太不一样了 Oh, it's very different.
我们在整个宇宙终结了战争 We've ended wars all over the universe,
为数千银河系带去了和平 brought peace to thousands of galaxies,
帮助外星种族摆脱了困境 进入了未来 lifted alien races out of the mud and into the future.
这就是我来到地球的原因 It's why I'm here on Earth.
也是你在这里的原因 It's why you're here.
真不敢相信你居然为了一个完全陌生的星球抛弃了一切 I still can't believe you left everything to come help a planet you'd never even seen before.
-我曾是... -改善世界委员会的一员 -I told you, I was part of the -world betterment committee.
我知道 但这个理由没有说服力 Yeah, I know,but that's still not a reason.
你祖父母去世后 Well, when your grandparents died,
我在很长一段时间里都很迷茫 I was lost for a long time.
他们是我仅有的家人 They were the only family I had.
我当时感觉来这里是个机会 能开创新生活 Coming here felt like a chance to build something new.
你的意思是跟妈妈 You mean, like with Mom?
是的 你妈妈改变了一切 Yeah, your mom changed everything.
是她让这个地方从工作变成了家 She turned this place from a job to a home.
后来你的出生又一次改变了一切 Then you came along and changed it all again.
我不知道我能不能做到 I don't know if I could do that.
-做到什么 -抛下一切 -Do what?-Leave everything behind.
嘿 马克 保卫宇宙安全 Hey, keeping the universe safe,
不辜负我们种族的传承需要做出牺牲 living up to our people's heritage,it takes sacrifice, Mark.
这正是我想教你的 That's what I'm trying to teach you.
是啊 我明白 Sure. I get that.
好的 Okay.
再来一圈吧 All right, one more round, huh?
最后到家的倒垃圾一个月 Last one home takes out the garbage for a month--
天啊 Ah, man...
骗人的 全球防御局的都是卑鄙小人 Lies!The GDA are snakes.
他们根本不关心我们 也不关心我可怜的约瑟夫 They don't care about us,or my poor Josef.
-奥丽嘉... -你别说了 -Olga...-No Olga.
我是俄罗斯人 亲爱的 我知道政府都干些什么勾当 I am Russian, my dear,I know how governments work,
-你的政府并无二致 -西塞尔正在追查凶手 -and yours is no different.-Cecil's searching for the killer
是吗 可没有人被绳之于法 Is he?No one is in jail.
也没有人上新闻 No one is on the news.
他们知道凶手是谁 可他们并不在乎 They know who did this,and they don't care.
-为什么 -我不清楚 -Why wouldn't they care?-I don't know,
但我一眼就能看穿别人是不是在撒谎 but I can tell when people are lying,
在这件事上 所有人都在撒谎 and people are lying about this,
所以我要搬回莫斯科去 回到我家人身边 which is why I'm moving back to Moscow,to my family.
你可以帮我把房子卖掉 You can help me sell my house.
没问题 绝对的 yes, absolutely.
奥丽嘉 约瑟夫曾经欺骗过你吗 Olga...Did Josef ever lie to you?
当然有 所有超级英雄都会撒谎 Of course,all heroes do,
但我只轻信过他一次 真是大错特错 but I only made the mistake of believing him once.
他当时骗我说一切都会好起来的 When he told me everything was going to be fine.
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一个月不用倒垃圾 我肯定会很享受 Boy, I am going to love not taking out the garbage for a month.
得了吧 别往人伤口上撒盐 Yeah, yeah, quit rubbing it in.
我一整天都在教我们的儿子突破音障 So, I spent all day teaching our son to break the sound barrier.
他需要的唯一动力 居然是为了去见火辣女友做准备 Turns out the only motivation he needed was getting ready for a hot date.
女友 等一下 跟我说说 A date? Hold up.Tell me everything.
不是女友 安珀和我只是普通朋友 It's not a date.Amber and I are just hanging out.
普通朋友 千万别把她迷得神魂颠倒哦 Hanging out? Wow.Try not to sweep the girl off her feet too much.
猜猜看他们要去哪 “出门” Guess where they're going?Out.
“出门” 那是每个女人最爱的花前月下之地 Out.Every woman's favorite destination for a romantic evening.
我根本不知道我们要干什么 全是她安排的 I don't even know what we're doing.She planned the whole thing.
掌控型女孩 我喜欢 Oh, a take-charge girl.I like that.
你们俩说完了吗 我飞越了六个时区 该去洗澡了 Are you both finished?'Cause I have six time zones to wash off.
要不我们也“出门”吧 What say we go out, too, huh?
不能在这些年轻人面前丢脸 Can't let a couple of teenagers show us up.
奥丽嘉让我帮她卖掉房子 Olga wants me to sell her house.
那个可怜的女人都快崩溃了 Ah, the poor woman's barely holding it together.
她觉得这起谋杀案背后有阴谋 She thinks there's a conspiracy around the murders.
-她得戒酒了 -诺兰 -Ah, she needs to quit drinking.-Nolan...
怎么了 你记得去年的圣诞派对吧 What?You remember last year's Christmas party.
她就是个灾难 She was a wreck.
这简直是集合了所有最美味的甜品 This is, like, all the best desserts in one.
对吧 我去年夏天在菲律宾吃得太多了 Right?I ate way too many of them in the Philippines last summer.
-你在那里干什么 -帮忙建学校 -What were you doing there?-Helping build schools.
是志愿者团体组织的 It was one of those group volunteer things.
哇 感觉怎么样 Wow.How was that?
感觉太好了 It felt so good,
那段经历让我意识到 我们生活在一个泡沫里 and it just made me realize that we're in a total bubble
我们被它蒙蔽了 看不到世界的真实面目 that keeps us from seeing what the world's actually like.
你呢 你去过什么地方旅行吗 How about you?You done any traveling?
我去过珠穆朗玛峰 well...I've been to Mount Everest.
什么 你开玩笑的吧 What?You're kidding.
是真的 跟我爸去的 父子游 No, I, uh, visited with my dad.A father-son trip thing.
难以置信 That's unbelievable.
你喜欢尼泊尔吗 还是说你们是穿越中国去的 How did you like Nepal?Or did you go through China?
哇 那些箱子真帅气 Wow, those are cool...boxes.
这些叫包尔箱 They're called "bauls."
箱包的结合 包尔箱 "b-a-u-l" baul.
我本来想带一个回家的 但它们装不进背包 I wanted to bring one home from the Philippines,but they don't exactly fit in a backpack.
也许你这次走运了... Maybe this is your lucky--
800美元
我的天啊 看看这些 真可爱 Oh, my God, look at how cute those are.
这些是米筛 Those are rice separators.
而且价格非常合理 And so reasonably priced.
谢谢 Thanks.
想象一下你这可以筛多少米呀 Just imagine all the rice you're gonna separate now.
到底是要把米跟什么分开 What exactly do you separate it from?
还在想你会不会来呢 Wondered if you'd come.
你去过我家 You were in my house.
你吓着我太太了 You frightened my wife.
你杀死了七个人 You murdered seven people.
也许是你干的 Maybe it was you.
也许你是来做完 你上次杀护卫队时没有完成的事 Maybe you came to finish the job you started with the Guardians.
毕竟你才是恶魔 You're the demon after all.
恶魔能够辨别邪恶之人 and demons know evil when they see it.
你胆敢再用你的阴谋论来威胁我的家人... If you threaten my family again with your conspiracy theory bullshit--
你会杀了我 You'll kill me?
根本不需要我动手 你觉得他们会相信谁 是我还是你 I won't have to.Who do you think they're gonna believe?Me or you.
我不会放弃的 诺兰 Won't give up, Nolan.
真相是掩盖不了的 Can't hide truth.
你太太早就起疑心了 Wife already suspects.
你儿子估计也快了吧 How long until son does, too?
你去死吧 暗血 Go fuck yourself, Darkblood.
这里可以了 This'll do.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
♪ Don't-don't-don't- don't get captured... ♪
♪ Ca-ca-ca-captured ♪
♪ Don't-don't-don't don't-don't-don't ♪
♪ Don't get-get-get ♪
♪ Get-get-get-get-get ♪
♪ Good day from the house of the haunted ♪
♪ Get a job, get a house get a coffin ♪
♪ Don't stray from the path Remain where you at ♪
♪ That maximizes our profit ♪
♪ Is that blunt? Oh well, hell, so's this boot ♪
♪ We live to hear you say Please don't shoot ♪
♪ A pure delight c'mon, make my night... ♪
♪ ...till your last sane thought take flight ♪
♪ What a great sight what a job, what a good life ♪
♪ The more we act wrong the more we are right... ♪
找到你了 There you are.
♪ ...Some call it work but it's more like an art ♪
♪ We just paint the walls with your heart ♪
♪ And we better not catch you ♪
♪ He in here, me in here we in here ♪
♪ Don't get captured ♪
♪ No cryin' here ♪
♪ Just do your dirt and disappear ♪
♪ Don't get captured ♪
♪ Then lay it low take it slow, and reappear ♪
♪ Don't get captured... ♪
你好 兄弟 Hello, brother.
你肯定饿了吧 You must be hungry.
♪ Don't get captured ♪
♪ Don't get captured... ♪
一会儿见 See you soon.
嘿 锡人 Hey, Tin-man!
-你是在打瞌睡吗 -我只是在整理碎片 雷克斯 -were you napping?-I was defragmenting, Rex.
好了 别整理了 你可不想错过这一幕 Okay, well, quit it.You don't want to miss this.
欢迎来到我们的新基地 亲爱的 Welcome to our new digs, baby.
真不敢相信我来到了这里 I can't believe I'm actually here.
再次回到家的感觉真好 Good to be home again.
如果你再跟我瞎扯什么 If I have to hear one more time
你是全球护卫队的首批队员之一... about how you're an original member of the Guardians of the Globe
那你会怎样做 说来听听 You'll do what, exactly?
不知道 说不定会把什么给炸掉 I dunno, probably explode something.
也许是你的蛋蛋 Maybe your nuts?
我很紧张 这是不是很怪 Is it weird that I'm nervous?
不会 我也紧张 No.I am, too.
别再目瞪口呆的 你们不是来观光的 Pick up your jaws.You're not tourists.
这不是什么圣地 这是你们工作的地方 This isn't a holy site.This is your job.
你们早一点熟悉情况 死的人就少一点 The sooner you get up to speed, the sooner people stop dying.
嘿 西塞尔 Hey, Cecil.
你漏掉了一个地方 you missed a spot?
这是故意留下来当作提醒的 Left that one there as a reminder.
你们证明自己对得起你们的前辈先烈 When you prove yourselves worthy of the heroes who came before you,
它就会被清理掉 it'll get cleaned off.
在那之前 每当你们自以为了不起的时候 就盯着它看 Until then, stare at it whenever you think you're hot shit.
长官 全能侠来了 他想见你 Sir, Omni-Man is here.He's asking to see you.
安顿一下吧 我们稍后再谈 Settle in.We'll talk later.
-我们没有积怨吧 -什么 -We're cool, right?-What?
你当着所有超级英雄的面 敲掉了我三颗牙 you mean after you knocked out three of my teeth
把我揍得不省人事之后 还敢说我们没有积怨 and gave me a concussion in front of the entire superhero community?
你也是自找的嘛 you did kinda ask for it.
是啊 是我自找的 Yeah... I guess I did,
不过你知道吗 反正其他那些英雄也全是混蛋 but you know what,all those other heroes,total assholes anyway.
超级大混蛋 对吧 Huge assholes, right?
没错 肮脏污秽 屁眼大开的混蛋 Oh, yeah, gaping, dirty, filthy assholes--
得了 别说了 Okay, that's fine.
雷克斯 请把你的私生活和工作区分开来 Rex, please do not allow your personal and professional lives to intersect.
原子女侠伊芙的出走 全是因你缺乏判断造成的 Alienating Atom Eve was the direct result of your lapse in judgment.
别在野兽女孩上再犯这个错误 Do not repeat it with Monster Girl.
老子告诉你 Tell you what,
你长出男人那话儿了 才有资格告诉我该怎么做 when you grow a pair, Robot,you can tell me how to swing mine.
雷克斯 我不是在给你恋爱忠告 这是个命令 This isn't relationship advice, Rex.This is an order.
你疯了吧 伙计 她看起来只有14岁 What, are you crazy, man?She looks like she's 14!
再说了 我现在是护卫队员 我想上谁就上谁 Besides, now that I'm a Guardian,I can bang anyone I want.
很好 很高兴我们把话说清楚了 Good.I'm glad we have an understanding.
你搞什么 What the hell?
不好意思 我肯定是捏着你的神经了 Oh, I'm sorry.I must have pinched a nerve.
我忘了人类有多脆弱了 I forget how soft humans are.
嘿 你工作了一晚上 Hey, you've been working all night.
你还好意思说呢 你去了哪里 You're one to talk.Where were you?
跟往常一样 去教训别人了 Eh, the usual.Teaching someone a lesson.
要不我们上床睡觉吧 How about we go to bed?
-诺兰... -好吧 到底怎么了 -Nolan...-Okay, what's going on?
没什么 就是工作上的事 Nothing.Just... work stuff.
你老公是世界上最强大的男人 Come on, you're the wife of the most powerful man on Earth.
你不该为了工作的事烦恼 You shouldn't have to deal with work stuff.
-你刚才那句话是来真的吗 -怎么了 -Did you seriously say that?-What?
我不只是你的老婆 诺兰 I'm not just your wife, Nolan.
这就是我工作的原因 That's why I deal with work stuff.
我喜欢工作 I like dealing with work stuff.
我也欣赏你这一点 Yeah, and I love that about you--
少来 别跟我打哈哈 Oh, please, don't give me that shit.
你敢让我闭嘴 Don't you dare shush me--
诺兰 Nolan!
不要... No-- Nolan.
嘿... Hey.
抱歉 Sorry.
我本来打算传送到你家前门的 I meant to teleport to your front door,
可这东西精准度欠佳 but this thing isn't exactly Swiss in its precision.
我差点杀了你 I almost killed you.
是 我留意到了 没想到你这么快就察觉到我来了 Yeah, I noticed.Didn't expect you on me so fast.
我有点提心吊胆 也许你能明白这个处境 Yeah, I'm a little jumpy.Maybe you can understand that.
西塞尔 你来这儿有什么事 Why are you here, Cecil?
这是我这辈子最美好的夜晚 That was the best night of my life.
还没有人真正研究过 I mean, no one's done a study yet,
但我感觉在这里可以放心地冒险 而且... but I feel safe going out on a limb here and...
太夸张了 Too much?
有点儿 Yeah...
不过我喜欢 but I like it.
我期待下次有同样的感觉 在你安排的约会上 I expect to feel the same way next time.When you plan the date.
这听起来是在定第二次约会 That...sounds like a commitment to a second date?
♪ Let's do this right let's do this right ♪
♪ Let's go to paradise ♪
♪ This shit feel like Friday nights... ♪
晚安 马克格雷森 Goodnight, Mark Grayson.
♪ Feel like we in paradise ♪
♪ Paradise... ♪
赞 Yes!
♪ But I swear I've never loved you more... ♪
嘿 Hey...
这是什么情况 Uh, what's going on?
美国航空航天局要启动第一次火星载人探测任务了 NASA's about to launch the first manned mission to Mars.
我看到了 这很棒 Yeah, I saw that. It's cool.
我需要你父亲暗中监视这个任务 I need your father to shadow the mission
确保万无一失 但他不愿意 and make sure nothing goes wrong.Only, he won't do it.
我正忙着训练我儿子 西塞尔 I'm busy training my son, Cecil,
全球护卫队不在了 地球需要我留守 and with the Guardians gone,I'm needed here on Earth.
要是我不了解你 会以为你是想找办法除掉我 If I didn't know better,I'd say you were trying to get rid of me.
全球护卫队员被杀害 所以我希望你来负责这个任务 It's because of the Guardians' massacre that I want you on this mission.
地球现在需要一场胜利 The planet needs a win right now,and this is it.
你觉得如果地球被袭击 You think people are gonna care about Mars
而我又不在这里的话 人们会关心火星的事吗 if there's an attack on Earth,and I'm not here to save them?
如果最早登上火星的四个人死掉的话 他们就会关心了 I think they're gonna care if the first four people to walk on another world end up dying there.
我的家人和这个星球 才是我的首要任务 不用多说了 My priority is to my family and this planet.End of story.
我猜我该在这时候自告奋勇 I guess this is the part where I volunteer?
你上次来让我爸上太空的时候 不就是这么解决的吗 I mean, that's what happened last time you came here asking Dad to go to space.
是 上次是去月球 马克 那几乎算不上是太空 Yeah, that was the moon, Mark.That hardly counts as space
你还说我有责任要承担呢 这不算是责任吗 You were just teaching me I've got responsibilities.Isn't this one of them?
你的责任比四位宇航员重大 Your responsibilities are bigger than four astronauts,
西塞尔并没有让你去 他是来请我去 and Cecil didn't ask you to go.He asked me.
如果这孩子想去 那他将帮人类一个大忙 If the kid wants to go, he'd be doing humanity a favor.
黛比 快帮我劝劝他 Debbie, help me out here.
我不喜欢马克翘课 I don't like Mark missing school,
但没有比保护大家更好的理由 but I can't think of a better reason than keeping people safe.
我要翘几节课 我明天内就能去一趟火星再回来 How much school am I really gonna miss?I can zip up to Mars and be back tomorrow.
仅凭你不知道火星的距离这一点 The fact that you don't know how far away Mars is,
就说明你不该翘课 is exactly why you shouldn't be missing school.
这项任务为期两周 It's a two-week mission.
两周 爸爸说得对 我还没准备好 Two weeks?Dad's right, I'm not ready.
我和安珀进展顺利 Things with Amber are going really well.
宝贝儿子 会有很多人告诉你 该如何运用你的超能力 Sweetheart...Lots of people are going to tell you how to use your powers,
但最终做决定的是你 but it's up to you to make these decisions.
你必须决定自己想当什么样的英雄 You need to decide what kind of hero you want to be.
我接受 I'll do it.
那准备一份午餐吧 小子 Well, pack a lunch, kid.
你明天启程 You leave tomorrow.
我们本来是想让诺兰离开地球 Sir, we wanted Nolan off-planet
好让我们在不引起他的怀疑的情况下 so we could investigate him for the murders
调查他是否与谋杀有关 without arousing his suspicion.
把马克送走对我们有什么好处 What does sending Mark away get us?
一个机会 看看这小子的能耐 A chance to see what this kid can do,
更重要的是能检验他是善是恶 and more importantly,if his heart's in the right place.
要是恶呢 And if it isn't?
唐纳德 一次噩梦般的情况 已经够我们操心了 One nightmare scenario is enough to worry about right now, Donald.
我不想骗安珀 I don't want to lie to Amber,
但我也不能跟她说实话 but I can't tell her the truth either.
所以嘛 跟普通人约会很烦 This is why dating regular people is a pain in the ass.
话是这么说 但你跟雷克斯谈恋爱 也没有修成正果啊 Sure, but it's not like dating Rex worked out
现在换个话题 Changing the subject now.
虽然我很想帮你应对你的特别危机 As much as I'd love to help with your very special crisis,
但我现在有自己的破事要处理 I've got my own crap to deal with now.
我跟你做个交易 I'll make you a deal.
你帮我想想怎么跟安珀说 我就帮你解决雷克斯 You help me with my Amber stuff,I'll help you with your Rex stuff
马克 让我心烦的不只是雷克斯 而是所有的事 It's not just Rex, Mark.It's everything.
我父母 学业 大学 还有... It's my parents, and school, and college,
我不知道自己现在 是不是真的想当超级英雄 and I don't know if being a superhero is what I want to do right now.
但你想做什么别的事呢 But what else would you do?
我不知道 问题就在这里 I don't know.That's the problem.
要不 如果你有什么需要 或者想谈一谈 随时来找我 I guess...If you need anything or want to talk about it,I'm here.
先等我从火星回来 After I get back from Mars, I mean.
谢了 Thanks.
听好了 一旦你把秘密身份告诉了别人 就无法挽回了 Look, once you tell someone your secret identity,that's it.
所以 如果你要告诉安珀实情的话 So if you're going to tell Amber the truth,
你对她最好是认真的 you'd better be serious about her.
你对她的感情是认真的吗 马克 Are you serious about her, Mark?
天气情况没有变化 ...the weather continues to hold
据说一切看起来正常 and we've been told everything's looking good
火星任务飞船发射只剩最后几分钟了 as we enter the last few minutes before the launch of the Mars mission shuttle.
马克 Mark?
我想着你需要个箱子放你的米筛 I figured you'd need something to store your rice separator in,
而且我在沙发里找到了点零钱 所以... and I found some extra change in the couch, so...
你太贴心了 谢谢你 That's very thoughtful.Thank you.
-进来吧 -安珀 听我说 -Come on in.-Listen, um, Amber.
我正在... I'm, uh...I'm
-你正在干什么 -当志愿者 -You're what?-Volunteering,
就像你一样 我要离开两个星期 去帮助他人 just like you.I'm-I'm going away and helping people for two weeks.
-什么 -要去很远的地方 -What?-Like far away.
那太好了 什么时候 Well, that's great. When?
离发射不到60秒 ...just under 60 seconds to launch...
随时出发 Any minute now.
-说真的 -差不多吧 -For real? -More or less.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
一个像沙漠的地方 You know, it's desert-y.
那里人迹罕至 Hardly anyone goes there, um...
-没有建筑物 -你居然不知道 -There's almost no buildings or anything.-You don't know where you're going?
我是临时报名的 I signed up last minute.
点火顺序已经准备好了 ...the firing sequence is armed and ready...
你很优秀 你让我想成为一个更好的人 Amber, you're incredible,and you make me want to be a better person,
所以虽然这句话听起来很绝望 so at the risk of sounding totally desperate,
但请你在我离开的这段时间里 不要对我失去兴趣 please don't lose interest in me while I'm gone.
我想你已经攒了大约两个星期的兴趣 I figure you've banked about two weeks of interest...
十 九 八 七... Ten, nine, eight, seven...
也许三个星期 Maybe three.
...六 五 四 三... ...six, five, four, three
-二 一 -我会给你带纪念品的 -...two, one.-I'll bring you back a souvenir!
我们的火星计划已经开始了 And we have lift-off of the Mars mission.
这场对红色星球的国际探索 an international exploration of the red planet
将以我们只能想象的方式 扩展人类的知识 that will broaden humanity's knowledge in ways we can only imagine.
真棒 Cool.
小子 你差点没赶上 Cutting it close, kid.
我这不是到了吗 I'm here, aren't I?
对 你到了 Yeah, you are.
好了 最重要的一点 出了问题你才能出现 Okay, first thing,stay out of sight unless something goes wrong.
这项任务应该是人类太空飞行的一次胜利 This is supposed to be a win for human spaceflight.
我会悄悄的 I'm a ghost.
第二点 你在这项任务中的职责是防范火星人 Second,the main reason you're on this mission is the Martians
真的有火星人 What, there are Martians?
你以为火星人是从哪里来的 木星吗 Where'd you think Martian Man came from, Jupiter?
我从来没想过这事 I... never thought about it.
我们对他们所知甚少 We don't know much about 'em,
但他们住在地下 而且不爱接触陌生人 but we know they live underground and keep to themselves.
你应该不会遇到什么麻烦的 稍微留意就好 You shouldn't have any trouble.Just keep an eye out.
火星人 西塞尔 你说话怎么不讲重点啊 Martians.Way to bury the lede, Cecil.
其实重点是 Actually the lede
确保我们的宇航员能平安回家 is "Make sure our astronauts get home safe.
人类就指望你了 Humanity's counting on you."
这是在浪费马克的时间 It's a waste of Mark's time.
这是他决定的 我为他感到自豪 It was his decision, and I'm proud of him.
拥有超能力不就是为了做这些事吗 Isn't this what superpowers are for?
他不明白自己肩上的责任 He doesn't understand his responsibilities.
他才17岁 诺兰 他在此之前从来没有什么责任 He's 17, Nolan.He hasn't had responsibilities before now.
自从马克的超能力苏醒后 你就一直怪怪的 You know, ever since Mark got his powers,you've been different.
我正在尽心尽力地教他 I'm trying to teach him.
你一直若即若离 跟火药桶似的 给人感觉很尖刻 You've been distant,annoyed at everything,and you've been mean.
我最近压力太大了 I've been under a lot of stress!
你最近一直把家庭挂在嘴边 可你以前根本不谈家庭 You've been talking about home.You never talk about home.
我希望马克了解他的族人 I want Mark to know his people.
我甚至不了解你的族人 I don't even know your people.
我从来没见过第二个维特鲁姆人 I've never even met another Viltrumite.
-我告诉过你... -你告诉过我一些事 没错 -I've told you -You-you've told me stories, yes,
但这不一样 but that's not the same.
你有事瞒着我 这让我很心痛 You're hiding something from me,and it hurts.
好吧 对不起 我没有...我不是... Okay, I'm-I'm sorry.I didn't-- I'm not
你不是什么 You're not what?
我从没想过自己会组建一个家庭 I never thought I would have a family,
可后来你出现了 and then you came along,
我很爱你 也很爱马克 and I love you and Mark so much,
但后来我看到马克有了超能力 but when I see Mark with his powers,
又看到护卫队发生的事 我很害怕会失去一切 and after what happened to the Guardians,I'm terrified I could lose everything.
我也害怕 Me too.
那我们该怎么办 So what do we do?
嗯 马克要离开两个星期... Well, Mark's gone for two weeks.
然后呢 And?
还记得我们的第一次旅行吗 Remember our first trip together?
诺兰 我... Nolan, I...
我答应过奥丽嘉会帮她卖房子的 I told Olga I'd sell her house.
我们离开的时候 她的房子不会消失 Her house will still be here when we get back.
嘿 你问我该怎么办 我们就这么办 Hey, you asked me what we do.We do this.
还让我准备一份午餐呢 Pack a lunch, my ass.
亲爱的 Sweetie...
馈赠餐馆 L'Osteria Donato!
真不敢相信它还在 I can't believe it's still here!
我们肯定找不到位置的 Oh, we'll never get in.
我订了座 I made reservations.
你从来不订座的 You never make reservations.
指挥中心 我们降落了 We are down, Houston.
今天在火星上 天气很好 It's a beautiful day on Mars,
这是全人类的一个伟大成就 and a beautiful accomplishment for all humankind.
干得好 汉克 Nice job, Hank.
你们看到那个了吗 Did you guys see that?
看到什么了 See what?
算了 never mind.
这套战服的颜色不适合这项任务 Ah, maybe not the best color scheme for this mission.
真没劲儿 this sucks.
也许飞船里有充电器 Maybe they have a charger in the shuttle?
什么情况 What?
糟了 Shit...
地球上最伟大的征服者之一 尤利乌斯恺撒沦落至此 Julius Caesar,one of Earth's greatest conquerors,reduced to that.
我觉得恺撒在历史上的地位还行 I think Caesar's doing just fine history-wise.
应该是的 Yeah, I suppose.
天啊 这让我想起了以前的日子 God, this takes me back...
那不过是几年前的事 It was only a few years ago.
我们第一次约会是在20年前 诺兰 Our first date was 20 years ago, Nolan.
我记得你后来直接把我踹了 Mostly, I remember you dumping me right after.
是啊 因为你当时是个混球 Well, yeah, because you were a dick.
我把你带到了罗马呢 Come on, I flew you to Rome.
是 可你居然希望我为此而崇拜你 Yeah, and you expected me to worship you because of it.
我当时刚到地球嘛 我后来进步了 I was new here.I got better.
我给了你第二次约会机会 You know what, you only got a second date
是因为我在新闻里看到你救了那些孩子 because I saw you save those kids on the news.
我很高兴我们来了这里 I'm glad we came.
但你心里还是隐隐地觉得不对劲 But you still feel something's wrong.
你不会吗 Don't you?
我不知道是因为护卫队还是马克的事 又或是因为我们的事 I don't know if it's what happened to the Guardians,or Mark,or if it's just us,
但我感觉自己像是站在悬崖边上 but I feel like I'm standing on the edge of a cliff,
而我是我们当中唯一不会飞的 and I'm the only one of us who can't fly.
我有件事一直瞒着你 I haven't been honest with you, Debbie.
-什么事 -关于谋杀的事 -About what?-About the murders.
诺兰 Nolan?
西塞尔认为我与护卫队被杀有关 Cecil thinks I had something to do with...what happened to the Guardians.
但与你无关 But you didn't.
我是唯一的幸存者 而且我不是人类 I'm the only survivor,and I'm not human,
-再加上西塞尔向来都不喜欢我 -你必须跟他谈谈 -and Cecil's never liked me.-You have to talk to him.
我努力过了 情况可能会恶化 I've tried.This could get bad.
天啊 我们该怎么办 Oh, god...What do we do?
我们一家人互相扶持 We stay together as a family.
你 我和马克 You, me, and Mark.
你只需要相信我 All you have to do is trust me.
诺兰 Nolan!
你相信我吗 黛比 Do you trust me, Debbie?
你后面有一条龙 There's-there's a dragon behind you!
求你了 你相信我吗 Please.Do you trust me?
我相信你 I trust you.
你无法想象我多么需要你这句话 You have no idea how much I needed to hear you say that.
好了 赶快行动吧 Okay, now do something!
我正跟我美丽的夫人度假呢 I'm on vacation with my beautiful wife.
西塞尔的工资不能白拿 Let Cecil earn his paycheck.
你可以出来了 You can come out.
我并没有躲起来 I'm not hiding.
西塞尔 Cecil.
诺兰警告过我们你会出现 Nolan warned us about you.
“不会有任何麻烦的 火星人住在地下” Shouldn't have any trouble.Martians live underground.
可恶 Oh,shit!
不 No, no, no, no!
天啊 Ah, Jesus...
什么鬼 The hell...?
不许动 人类 Do not move, human.
手下留情 我不是来伤害任何人的 好吗 Hold on!I'm-I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
我只是来找...该死的 I'm just here looking for, uh
你们的狗得拴起来啊 You guys need to keep your dogs on a leash!
我猜那些是火星狗吧 I assume those are, like, Martian dogs, or something?
乌贼犬对你居然没有影响 You are unaffected by the sequids?
有 它们对我影响太大了 No, I am very affected by them.
我嘴里还有它们的味道 I can still taste them.
其他人类 穿白色服装的 他们跟你一样吗 The other humans,in white,are they like you?
宇航员 算是吧 但也不太一样 The astronauts?I mean, kinda, but not exactly.
你知道他们在哪里 你会说英语 Wait, you know where they are?And you speak English?
我们讲的是火星语 We speak Martian.
欢迎来到火星 地球人 Welcome to Mars, Earth-man.
感谢您的盛情邀请 火星人 Thanks for having me...Mars-man.
火星人先生 阁下 Mr. Mars-Man.Sir.Your Highness?
你来此有何目的 What is your purpose here?
说来好笑 It's funny, uh,
我被派来保护我的地球同胞 他们正在探索你们可爱的星球 I was sent to protect some of my fellow Earth-men on a mission to your lovely planet,
如果他们不能平安返回地球 那我会很丢脸 and if they don't get back in one piece,I'm really gonna look like a dick.
嘿 大伙们 Oh, hey, guys.
-我们不知道他是谁 -我在执行秘密任务 -Uh, yeah, we don't know who that is.-It was a secret mission.
那你可真不称职 Well, you suck at it then.
已经犯下错误了 但一切已经恢复正常 Mistakes were made,but everything's back on track,
所以如果您不介意的话 我们就不叨扰你们了 so if you don't mind,we'll get out of your, um, hair,
另外也许管好你们的小乌贼狗 and maybe keep your little squid-dogs under control this time?
我把你们抓起来正是为了躲避乌贼犬 The sequids are the very reason I captured your people.
它们这个物种能毁坏世界 在强占我们星球之前 They are a world-destroying race who left a trail of destruction across the universe,
它们已经把整个宇宙都毁了一通 before crashing onto our planet.
它们无宿主时 群体思维分散又脆弱 Alone, their group mind is scattered and weak,
但只要找到一个合适的宿主 but with an appropriate host,
它们就会团结起来 不可抵挡 they become unified and unstoppable.
我们的变形能力让我们能抵抗它们 Our shape-changing abilities let us resist them,
但是只要有一只乌贼犬 与你们中的一个合而为一 but if a single sequid fuses with one of your people,
它们将能统一并崛起 攻击火星 they would rise up as one and savage Mars,
很快它们就将进攻地球 and soon after,Earth.
地球人 告诉我 你为什么能抵抗它们 Tell me, Earth-man,how are you able to resist them?
我有一部分维特鲁姆人血统 听说过我的族人吗 I'm part Viltrumite.Ever heard of us?
我是火星大帝 我当然听说过你们 I am the Emperor of Mars!Of course, I've heard of you!
好的 那您应该知道我们助人为乐 Okay, well then,you know we like to help out wherever we can,
所以我才会被派来保护这些宇航员 which is why I was sent to protect these astronauts,
所以如果您同意的话 我们就完成我们的科学任务 然后回家 so if you're all good,we'll finish our science and head home
妄想 Impossible!
已经安排了立即处决这些人类 The humans are scheduled for immediate execution.
我们不能冒险 让乌贼犬与他们结合 We cannot risk them coming in contact with a sequid.
我明白 I understand.
快跑 Go! Go! Go! Go!
我们拉着手 Grab hands!
快 Move, move, move!
-冷却剂水平 -没问题 -Coolant levels. -Check!
-氧气水平 -没问题 -Oxygen levels. -Check.
热能...去它的 Fuck it!
我们来吧 Let's do this.
好吧 我能把它抬起来吗 okay.Can I lift that?
我觉得我能把它抬起来 I think I can lift that.
可恶 Shit!
不要 Ow! Ow!
加油呀 伙计们 Come on, guys!
别往心里去 好吗 No hard feelings, right?
如果可以的话 我想带走一块石头 I'm gonna take a rock if that's okay.
好吗 Yeah?
我从小就一直梦想能上火星 I've been wanting to go to Mars since I was a kid.
现在我这辈子再也不想回去了 Now I never want to go back.
下辈子也不想回去 Never would be too soon.
全世界人民都感到振奋 ...the world's spirits were raised
因为第一批登上火星的宇航员们 as the first men and women to walk on another planet
在完成了一场顺利的任务后回家了 returned home after a by-the-book mission
嘿 你提前回来了 Oh, hey, you're... back early.
哇 Wow.
火星怎么样 Uh... how was Mars?
表面看起来 那里比这里平静多了 By the looks of it,less eventful than whatever was happening here.
晚饭的时候跟我们好好说说 宝贝儿子 We'd love to hear more over dinner.Sweetie?
今晚吃鸡肉 We're having chicken.
马克 Mark!
-这正是我期待的反应 -等等 你离开过吗 -That's the response I was hoping for.-Wait, you were gone?
任务怎么样 So, how was it?
挺无聊的 Well, mostly boring.
遭遇了野生动物 觐见了国王 那家伙挺混蛋的 Encountered some local wildlife.Met the king, kind of a jerk.
不过我确实帮助了人们 Oh, but I did actually help people.
不知道他们是不是感激我 不过没关系了 Not sure how grateful they were, but whatever.
这个故事粗略得也太奇怪了吧 That is a strangely non-specific story.
看看这个 我给你带了手信 Check it out,I got you something.
我一直想要一块这样的 I've always wanted one of these.
这是...当地人怎么叫它 It's, um...Ugh! What do they call them?
-是... -石头 -A -Rock.
石头 rock?
不是普通的石头 And not just any rock.
是火...地球石 这是一块地球石 A M-earth rock.It's an Earth rock.
这更令人印象深刻了 even more impressive.
不过千万别给地质学家 Yeah, just make sure you never show it to any geologists,
或了解岩石的人看 or anyone who knows anything about rocks.
他们可能会跟你说些疯狂的话 They might tell you something crazy.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
送我这块美丽又普通的地球石 For the beautiful, regular Earth rock.
猜猜在我们搜你的办公室时 唐纳德发现了什么 Guess what Donald found when we searched your office?
-失望 -血迹 -Disappointment?-Dried blood.
足够进行DNA检验了 Not much, but enough to run for DNA.
-护卫队员的 -对 -The Guardians.-Yup.
栽赃的 我没有杀护卫队员 Planted.Didn't kill Guardians.
我没有试图谋杀诺兰 Didn't try to kill Nolan.
我知道 I know.
但无论如何 我不得不这么做 But I have to do this anyway.
-为什么 -为什么 -Why?-Why?
我让你别再查了 可你偏偏不听 Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to drop the goddamn case.
你消灭不了我 Can't excise me.
几百年前 我就把你需要的那本仪式书毁了 Destroyed the book you need for ritual centuries ago.
《驱魔书》 The Demonius Ex Mortum?
我让我的人把它修复了 I had a few of my guys reconstruct it.
他们利用人工智能 把缺失的词句补了回来 They used artificial intelligence to figure out the missing words.
高科技真了不起 我说得对吧 Technology, am I right?
我从没想过 保护他的人居然会是你 Never thought you'd be the one to protect him.
你瞧 这就是恶魔的问题 See, that's the problem with demons,
你们只能看到善与恶 黑与白 you only see good and evil.Black and white.
在我查清楚诺兰为什么杀死护卫队员 Well, I need to keep things gray
以及如何阻止他之前 我必须维持这种不明朗的现状 until I can figure out why Nolan killed the Guardians and how to stop him.
好 就说我们在地狱见吧 Say I'd see you in Hell,
但有一个更糟糕的地方正等着你 but there's a worse place waiting for you.
现在你倒关心起那个恶魔了 Oh, now you care about the demon?
他没有死 他只是被送回了地狱 He's not dead, he's just back in hell.
那不是更糟糕吗 Isn't--Isn't that worse?
这房子很棒 This place is amazing.
他们为什么要卖掉它 Why did they decide to sell?
女主人有机会出国发展 The wife had an opportunity abroad.
那不错 我想我们就买下它了 Oh, that's nice.I think we want it.
我先着手处理文件 I'll start the paperwork.
第一阶段终于开始了 Finally, phase one begins.
我知道 再做两单 我就能打破月销售纪录了 I know.Two more sales and I'll break the monthly record.
你最有实力打破纪录了 If anyone can do it, it's you.
你跟西塞尔谈了吗 Oh, did you talk to Cecil?
谈了 你听听 出现了一些新证据 Yeah, get this,some new evidence came up,
显然我是清白的 and apparently, I'm in the clear.
他甚至向我道歉了 He even apologized.
西塞尔可是从不道歉的 Cecil never apologizes.
我知道 I know.
所以没什么好担心的 So nothing to worry about.
一切安好 Everything's fine.