以爱缅怀
为了保卫这个世界 我战斗过的一切堪称匪夷所思 I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
我与外星霸主作战过 I've battled alien tyrants,
我打败过来自深渊的噩梦 defeated nightmares from the deep.
正面遭逢过古代神明 Gone toe to toe with ancient gods...
但不管我面对的是何种威胁 我都知道自己并非独自面对 but no matter what threat I faced,I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
暗翼 海王 战女 Darkwing.Aquarus.War Woman.
绿鬼 赤速 Green Ghost.Red Rush.
火星侠 永生侠 Martian Man.Immortal.
全球护卫队 The Guardians of the Globe.
今天我们痛失了巨人 Today, we have lost titans,
保护者 英雄 protectors,heroes,
我们不禁自问 现在有谁会拯救我们 and we are left to wonder...who will save us now?
我会 I will,
其他像我一样的人也会 and so will others like me.
新英雄正在响应号召 New heroes answering the call.
新的捍卫者准备好了牺牲一切 保护地球的安全 New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
我们都受到了前辈英雄的激励 All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
你们肯定会遇到怀疑 恐惧 不确信的时刻 You will have moments of doubt,of fear,of uncertainty,
但在这些时刻 请保持信念... but in those moments, have faith...
并仰望天空 and look to the sky.
私人领地 请勿进入
真有必要让所有人 再受一次这种煎熬吗 We seriously have to put everyone through this again?
那场大葬礼只是作秀的 The big one's for show,
不能让公众知道真正的埋葬点 but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
-有人专门找纪念品 -天哪 -Souvenir hunters.-Jesus.
我从来都不是全球护卫队的一员 I was never a Guardian of the Globe,
但是我刚到地球的时候 是护卫队员们接纳了我 but it was the Guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived on this planet.
他们是我的导师 同志 朋友 They were my mentors.My comrades.My friends.
他们深知超级英雄的生活真相 They knew the reality of this life.
火星侠被他自己的人民放逐 Martian Man was exiled from his own people.
战女来自另一个时代 War Woman was from a different age.
暗翼... Darkwing...
暗翼有他自己的孤独 Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude.
能找到理解我们的生活方式的人 非常幸运 又极其少有 It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path,
如果他们接受我们的道路 那更是罕见 even rarer if they accepted it.
希望他们能够安息 但至少他们将一起安息 I hope they will rest in peace,but at least they will rest together.
放开我 Get your hands off me!
奥丽嘉 求你冷静一下 Olga, please, calm down.
你们甚至不肯让我见他最后一面 You wouldn't even let me see him.
约瑟夫终于站定了 Josef is finally standing still,
可我还是不能见他 and I still can't see him!
-我还是... -好的 -I'd better...-Yeah.
你没事吧 You okay?
我 我不知道 这一切感觉不真实 Me? I... I dunno.It just doesn't seem real.
运气不好的话 现在可能会是我妈给我爸爸下葬 That could have been my mom,putting my dad in one of those holes,
或者是我 or me.
护卫队员能遇上这种事 我们其他人也... If this could happen to the Guardians of the Globe,it means that none of us are...
无敌少侠
暗血 这场仪式不对外开放 This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
我从来不被邀请 我自己会出现 Never get invited.Show up anyway.
你打什么主意 What do you want?
跟你的一样 Same as you.
发现线索 抓住凶手 绳之以法 Discover clues. Catch killer.Bring to justice.
妄想能让你在地狱少待几年 And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
不要假装你是出于关心才这么做 Don't pretend you do this because you care.
你只是不想回家而已 You just don't want to go home.
也许某一天 你会知道原因的 Maybe one day, you'll know why.
我已经把我知道的一切告诉了西塞尔 I already told Cecil everything I know.
什么都没看见 什么都没听见 Saw nothing. Heard nothing.
在黑暗中袭击 不施援救 Attacked in darkness.Left for dead.
你是在暗示什么吗 Are you insinuating something?
无意冒犯 Didn't mean to offend.
委婉的人类对话对我来说太难 Nuance of human conversation difficult for me.
如果你记起什么... If you remember something...
我自会联系你 I'll call you.
约瑟夫 Josef...
我送你上车吧 奥丽嘉 Let's get you in a car, Olga.
为什么 Why?
机器人 你懂很多电脑代码 Robot!You know, for a bunch of computer code,
你负责一支出色的超级英雄队 you run a mean superhero team.
你救了我们免遭弗拉克森人的毒手 You really saved our bacon with those Flaxans.
谢谢夸奖 西塞尔 这话由你说出来特别有意义 Thank you, Cecil.That means a lot coming from you.
我知道你向来独立工作 I know you've always been independent,
但我希望你能来全球防御局工作 帮我打造一支新的全球护卫队 but I want you to come work for the GDA,and build me a new Guardians of the Globe.
队员由你来选 这支队伍归你管 Now, you'll pick the team,you'll be in charge.
你唯一的上司是我 The only person that you will answer to is me.
恕我冒昧 但是最适合的人选 不是全能侠吗 Forgive me,but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
当然 但这绝对不可能发生 Sure.Except it's never gonna happen.
十年来 我一直邀请他加盟护卫队 I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
没错 他会帮忙 但他从不听从命令 He helps out, yeah,but he's never taken orders,
反正是不听我的命令 not from me, anyway.
那我不知道该说什么才好 Then I don't know what to say...
别紧张 你就答应吧 Easy.Say you'll do it.
我想吃披萨 I'm feeling pizza.
我可以飞去那不勒斯 在奶酪停止冒泡之前赶回来 I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
亲爱的 今晚就让送外卖的人送吧 Honey,let the delivery guy do it tonight.
好的 Sure.
我与外星霸主作战过 I've battled alien tyrants,
我打败过来自深渊的噩梦 defeated nightmares from the deep,
正面遭逢过... gone toe to toe...
你们肯定会遇到怀疑... You will have moments of doubt...
我们不禁自问... We are left to wonder...
马克 要不你打电话给威廉吧 Mark...Why don't you call William?
然后做什么 跟他一起玩 去买漫画书 发生了这么多事 And do what?Hang out? Go buy comic books?After this?
注意语气 Watch the tone.
-没关系 -有关系 -It's okay.-It's not.
这是以前没经历过的事 我懂 This is new, I get it,
但你必须把那些事与家庭分开来 but you need to keep that separate.
在外面发生的事 无论是错误还是胜利 What happens out there, the mistakes,even the victories,
你都不能把情绪带回家 you can't bring it home.
明白吗 Okay?
我可以回我的房间吗 Can I go to my room?
去吧 Sure.
我们明天再多加训练 只有你和我 Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow, okay?Just you and me.
怎么了 What?
-我们刚从你朋友的葬礼回来 -他们是同事 -We just came from your friends' funeral.-Co-workers.
可你居然只想着披萨 还让马克不要有情绪 And you're talking about pizza,and telling Mark not to feel anything?
英雄的生活就是这样 马克必须了解 This is the life.Mark has to learn that.
如果今天是我和马克埋葬你呢 What if Mark and I were burying you today?
我没那么容易被干掉 I'm not so easy to kill.
赤速肯定也是这么跟奥丽嘉说的 Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
嘿 他跑步很快 好吧 Hey, he could run fast, okay?
那不算是最厉害的超能力 It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
对不起 我不是那个意思 I'm sorry.I didn't mean that,
但是马克跟我在外面能帮上忙 我们在这里生闷气没有用 but Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
你要记得 马克只是个17岁的孩子 Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
他们比你以为的要脆弱 They break more easily than you think,
我不想要一个破碎的家庭 and I don't want a broken family...
5550155 安珀
喂 Hello?
嘿 我是马克... Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark.
我是马克格雷森 Grays-Grayson.Mark Grayson.
谁 Who?
马克 你的同学啊 Mark?From school?
我知道 逗你玩的 I know.I'm just messing with you.
天哪 你以为我是认真的 Oh, god, you thought I was serious.
不是 我听懂了 Oh, no, no, I...I got it.
我还在想你到底会不会打电话给我 I was wondering if you were going to call.
你其实想说“什么时候”吧 Don't you mean "when"?
不是 我可以想到你不打电话的理由 Nah, I can think up a few reasons for "if".
我太强势了 你已经有女朋友了 I came on too strong.You've got a girlfriend.
你不喜欢敢于反抗霸凌的女孩子 You're lame, and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you...
你怕我 是不是 You're terrified of me, aren't you?
不会 我觉得你很棒 No!I think you're amazing.
我打电话给你就是想跟你说这个 That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
不是说我打电话只为了说这个 虽然确实也是为了这个 I mean....that's not why I'm calling.Not that that's not true.
对不起 我今天感觉怪怪的 Sorry.It's been a weird day.
听起来是这么回事 你想重头开始吗 Sounds like it.You wanna start again?
嘿 帅哥马克格雷森 你好吗 Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?What's going on?
我想着快期末考了 I was thinking, finals are coming up,
而我们俩都选了沃克老师的“全球事务”课 and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
要不我们俩一起复习吧 Maybe we can go over everything together?
学习约会 A study date?
这一招不错 Well played.
安全 有责任感 没有压力 Safe and responsible.No pressure,
但又留了余地 让关系可以进一步 but with potential for things to move to the next level.
毫不费力 Smooth.
我可以啊 Works for me.
什么时候 在哪里见 When and where?
有人在吗 Anyone home?
伊芙 Eve?
我以为你去参加葬礼了 I thought you were at the funeral.
我是去了 I was.
我本来想说你应该参加的 但场面太悲惨了 I'd say you should've been there,but it was pretty bleak.
赤速的女朋友情绪崩溃了 而且... Red Rush's girlfriend had a meltdown, and...
-你没事吧 -打嗝 -You okay?-Hiccups.
发生什么事了吗 雷克斯在哪 Anything happening?Is Rex around?
雷克斯 Rex?
伊芙 等一下 Eve, hang on a sec...
你这个人渣 You piece of shit!
宝贝 别走 Babe, wait! Hang on!
我就知道你不去参加葬礼肯定没好事 I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
-等一下 -少跟我... -Just-just wait a second!-Don't even...
天哪 Oh, god!
你开什么玩笑 凯特 Are you kidding me, Kate?
真不敢相信 I-I can't believe this.
伊芙... Eve...
我真是个白痴 I am such an idiot.
雷克斯说你在跟无敌少侠约会 Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
他说你们谈过这事的 Said that you guys talked about it.
什么 What?
少来这一套 情况就是这样 Oh, don't give me that.It's true.
你指望什么呢 What did you expect, huh?
情况不是这样的 It's not true,
不管我指望的是什么 看来都是我想错了 and whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong,
我错看了你们俩 about both of you.
等一下 这个 Hold on!This?
这个根本不是认真的 This doesn't mean shit!
她们根本就不是真的凯特 They're not even the real Kate!
我们都是真的凯特 We're all the real Kate.
好吧 我不是... Okay, I...I didn't...
严格来说 那不是我的... That's technically not what I...
但你明白我的意思 对吧 But you know what I mean, right?
美国五角大楼 停车场在后面
那是半神吗 Is that Demi-God?
弹片人 Oh, Shrapnel!
还有威猛 超大陆 虫眼... And Burly, Pangea, Bug-Eye...
入选新全球护卫队 是所有守护斗士 It's the crowning achievement of any crusader's career
职业生涯的最高成就 to be selected for the New Guardians of the Globe,
所以我再次忍不住想知道 你为什么不愿意尝试 which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
我明白 我跟我爸谈过这事 I know.I talked it over with my dad.
他想自己训练我 He wants to train me himself.
而且如果我翘课 我妈会杀了我的 Plus, my mom would kill me if I miss any more school.
那你为什么会在这里 Then why are you here?
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
我怎么可能错过这场盛事 Like I'd miss this?
战斗力队来了 他们怎么来了 Oh, my god, there's Fight Force.Why'd they even come here?
无敌少侠 尽管你叫无敌 但你还是低估了自己 Despite your name,I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
我还是会出来帮忙的 I'll still be around, helping.
这个什么时候开始 When does this all get started?
BGM: Rocket Fuel by De La Soul/DJ Shadow
感谢大家今天前来 Thank you all for coming here today.
♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪
全球护卫队不只是一个英雄组成的小队 The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪
他们是偶像 They were icons.
♪ Are you ready? ♪
通过我们考验的人将跻身精英行列 Those of you who pass our trials will be among the elite...
♪ Get ready y'all ♪
♪ Get ready ♪
强者中的强者 ...The best of the best.
♪ We giving a show ♪
♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪
♪ Space out your mind? ♪
♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪
不用说 并非你们所有人 都能应对这种挑战 Needless to say,not all of you will be up to the challenge.
-她是怎么了 -不清楚 -What's up with her?-No idea.
那些达到要求的人 Those of you who are up to the challenge
不仅要运用你们独特能力 will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your abilities,
而且要使用独特战术方能成功 but by the uniqueness of your tactics...
你们的适应性 your adaptability...
你们思维的灵活性 ...the agility of your minds.
♪ This be the green light, go Tires burn the pavement ♪
♪ People wanna know where Mase, Pos' and Dave went ♪
♪ Still here Still in ya ear ♪
♪ With a style so hot ♪
♪ You'll see where all the sun rays went ♪
♪ Legs, arms, and head all being moved in a frenzy ♪
♪ The blends we all the right cred' ♪
♪ Meaning credentials ♪
♪ Best of both worlds ♪
♪ When we rocking over pearls in the instrumental ♪
♪ Are you ready? Ready! Set? Set! ♪
♪ Jump to the rhythm as hard as you can go ♪
♪ Keep it steady Steady! ♪
♪ Let it rock ♪
♪ Turn it up We giving a show ♪
♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪
♪ Space out your mind? ♪
太好了 Oh, yeah!
♪ But can you rock it like rocket fuel? ♪
♪ Space out your mind? ♪
也许最重要的是 ...And perhaps most importantly,
你们强大的品格与精神 the strength of your character and spirit.
这才是真正的英雄品质 That is what truly makes a hero.
很荣幸向大家介绍新的全球护卫队员 It is my pleasure to introduce the new Guardians of the Globe.
黑参孙 Black Samson.
收缩人蕾伊 Shrinking Rae.
分身人凯特 Dupli-Kate.
野兽女孩 Monster Girl.
快看她 她好可爱啊 Aw, look at her, she's adorable!
但加入护卫队不是有最低年龄限制吗 But isn't there, like, an age requirement for this ride?
我搞错了吗 这感觉怪怪的 对吧 Am I wrong?'Cause this seems weird, right?
雷克斯 Rex...
我不知道 你不也加入了吗 I dunno, you're here.
不是有最小鸡鸡尺寸限制吗 Isn't there a dick size requirement?
不好意思 再说一遍 I'm sorry?
干吗 为你的超小鸡鸡不好意思 For what, your tiny dick?
你在这里大摇大摆的样子 I mean, the way you've been strutting around here,
肯定是为了掩饰某方面的缺陷 you must be compensating for something.
他妈的 真该有人教训你一下... Somebody ought to teach you some mother-fucking...
搞什么 What the fuck?
我猜你错过了我的选拔赛 Guess you missed my try-out.
你还觉得我很可爱吗 Still think I'm adorable?
你这小贱货 You little bitch.
这才叫可爱啊 Now, that's adorable.
绿皮 我要打得你笑不出来 I'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid, green face.
请住手 这完全没有建设性 Please, stop, this is hardly constructive.
-这样没关系吗 -他自找的 -Uh... is this okay?-He asked for it.
好了 够了 Okay, enough.
滚开 童子军 Get lost, boy scout.
我说了 够了 I said, enough!
无敌少侠打了那个小姑娘 Invincible hit that little girl!
糟了 Oh... shit.
你听我说 真的很对不起 Uh, look, I'm so sorry.
没事 是我不对 Nah, my bad.
每当别人说我是小孩 我都会被激怒 The kid thing sets me off every time,
然后我就会进入野兽模式 and then it's like, "Rah!"Beast mode.
抱歉我刚才拿你的小鸡鸡说事 Sorry about the dick joke.
我肯定你的阳具很厉害 I'm sure your junk is awesome.
没关系 我没事 你很厉害 It's fine.I'm good. You're good.
你的拳头真够力 You can... punch hard.
我刚才并不需要你的帮助 王八蛋 Didn't need your help, asshole.
老天爷 Aw, Christ...
妈的 Mother fuck!
接我刚才说的话 欢迎加入全球护卫队 野兽女孩 As I was saying,welcome to the Guardians of the Globe,Monster Girl...
我肯定会便血了 I'm gonna shit blood.
还有炸弹雷克斯 ...along with Rex Splode,
让他先恢复一下 once he's recovered...
还有我们最后一位队员 原子女侠伊芙 and our final member,Atom Eve.
感谢大家今天到来 Thank you all for coming today.
我们很快就会公布队员名单 We'll be making a public announcement shortly.
机器人 Robot.
不必感谢我 No need to thank me.
我需要保持中立 这是不用说的 I obviously needed to remain impartial,
但我还是很高兴 有这么多少侠队成员脱颖而出 but I'm still delighted so many members of the Teen Team made the cut.
我不能跟雷克斯和凯特一队 I can't be on the same team as Rex and Kate.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
嘿 等等我 Hey, wait!
雷克斯 你干了什么好事 Rex, what did you do?
感谢你的援手 机器人 Thanks for the help, Robot.
我等不及加入你的队伍了 Can't wait to be on your team.
嘿 发生什么事了 Hey...what's going on?
-雷克斯劈腿了 -什么 -Rex cheated on me...-What?
跟分身人凯特搞上了 而且是她们三个 ...with Dupli-Kate, all three of her.
他们被我抓了个正着 I walked in on them.
雷克斯跟她说我跟你有一腿 Rex told her you and me were a thing?
什么 胡说八道 Huh, what?That's... crazy.
你跟他还是情侣的时候 我不想说这句话 I didn't want to say it while you were dating the guy,
但他真是个混蛋 but what an asshole.
他也不是总那样 不过 算了 He wasn't always,but... yeah.
分手太糟心了 很遗憾 Well, that sucks.I'm sorry.
谢谢安慰 Thanks.
法医调查一结束 As soon as the forensic investigation has concluded,
我们就会搬进护卫队总部 we'll be moving into the Guardians' headquarters.
在此之前 我们会在这里训练 Until then, we'll be training here.
早上6点吃早餐... Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m.,
然后闭门格斗练习一直到午饭时间 then close-in combat exercises until lunch.
凯特一号在哪 Where is Kate Prime?
她有事 我可以替代她 Had a thing.I can fill her in.
好了 我话说明白了 Okay, just to make it clear,
我无论在哪个宇宙 都不会早上6点起床 there is no universe in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m.
况且这世界又不是处于水深火热之中 and the world isn't on fire.
得了吧 机器人 Come on, Robot.
我们不需要搞什么特训营 我们能搞定 We don't need this boot camp bullshit.It's us.
雷克斯 我们现在已经不是少侠队了 We're not on the Teen Team any longer, Rex.
说得对 Exactly.
我肯定你有很多跟青少年开战的经验 I'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers,
但我从一开始就加入了护卫队 but I was with the Guardians from day one.
谢谢 老爹 Wow, thanks, Dad.
如果你没有失去你的超能力 Maybe if you didn't lose your powers,
他们丧命那天 你也许会在场救他们 you might've been there to help the Guardians on their last day.
我还不了解你 I don't know you yet,
所以我就把那个当作笑话 我才不必把你揍到 so I'm going to assume that was a joke,and I don't need to beat your ass
跪下求饶 再也不敢叫我老爹 until all you wanna do is call me Dad again.
我也不认识你 I don't know you either,
但我们需要的队长 要能让大家看到眼睛 but we need a leader we can look in the eye.
而不是一堆代码 无意冒犯 Not a bunch of ones and zeros.No offense.
你那话其实很冒犯人 That's actually super offensive,
那么 慢着 你觉得你应该当队长 so wait, you think you should be in charge?
我是最有经验的 I am the most experienced.
对啊 在失去超能力方面 Yeah, at losing your powers.
我刚才不是说过这笑话了吗 Didn't I crack that joke already?
我们为什么要忍受这家伙 Why are we even putting up with this guy?
他穿战服 战服需要电池 He wears a suit!It takes batteries.
我们直接让伊芙回来得了 Let's just get Eve back in here.
我不熟悉组队的事 但我还以为需要团队合作 I'm new to this whole team thing,but I thought it involved teamwork.
我也是这么想的 As did I.
你们谈妥了再叫我吧 我会在健身房里 Call me when you figure it out.I'll be in the gym.
我也是 Me too.
我去监督 I'll go supervise.
轮不到你监督 No, you won't!
我想干什么就干什么 I can do whatever I like.
第一天上任 表现不错 机器人 Good first day, Robot.
一天三场格斗练习 我不行 I can't do three combat exercises a day.
我必须在有限的时间内 让这支队伍运转起来 I'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational.
我每次变形后都会变年轻 Whenever I transform, I get younger.
这是赋予我超能力的诅咒 造成的后果之一 It's part of the curse that gives me my powers.
我看起来不像 但我已经24岁了 I don't look it, but I'm 24 years old.
我以前叫“野兽女人” 但那解释不清 所以... I used to go by Monster Woman,but it got too hard to explain, so...
如果你不想给我换尿布 if you don't want to start changing my diapers,
一天三场练习对我来说太多了 three exercises a day are too much for me.
我并不...当然了 很抱歉 I didn't...Of course, my apologies.
这肯定很煎熬吧 It must be difficult.
试试以我这个样子 谈一场正常的恋爱你就知道了 Try having a normal relationship looking like this.
对我感兴趣的男的 要么正处于青春期 The guys who are interested are either going through puberty,
要么因性犯罪被登记在案 or popping up on sex offender registries.
我很理解那种感觉 世人只看到你的表面 I understand what it's like for the world to look at you and see one thing,
但却从来不了解你的内心 never knowing the truth of what's inside.
你怎么能理解 你只是个机器人 How can you understand?You're a robot.
可悲 Pathetic.
这些必须弄走 This has gotta go.
把这个藏起来 Hide this.
把这个扔了 Toss this.
什么 住手 喂 What? Stop.Hey,
现在当个极客是很酷的事 好吧 being a geek is cool now, okay?
也许安珀也喜欢漫画 So, maybe Amber likes comics, too.
你有没有想过 混球 You thought of that?Ya dick.
我说的不是漫画 我是指你的脏衣服 I'm not talking about the comics,I'm talking about the dirty clothes,
盘子 那些纸巾 the dishes,the tissues.
这样好多了 好吧 我给你带了点家庭作业 Better.Okay, I brought you some homework.
娜欧米克莱因 一点玛格丽特阿特伍德 A little Naomi Klein.A touch of Margaret Atwood.
-塔那西斯科茨 -这些我都没读过 -Some Ta-Nehisi Coates.-I haven't read any of those.
但她读过 所以你得开始了 But she has,so get started.
这能让安珀知道你对她感兴趣 It'll show Amber you're interested in her.
她还喜欢吃辣的 She's also into spicy foods,
喜欢单口相声 还有第四浪潮女性主义 stand-up comedy,and fourth-wave feminism.
干吗 我看过她的资料了 What? I read her file.
我在学校打听的 I asked around at school.
这是学习约会 又不是第一次恋爱约会 It's just a study date, not a first date.
马克 每次约会 都应该营造第一次约会的感觉 Mark, every date should feel like a first date.
马克 你的朋友到了 Mark! Your friend is here!
走吧 从后门离开 Go! Out the back way.
你晚点给我电话的时候再道谢 到时跟我说说进展 You can thank me later when you call me,and tell me exactly how it all went.
嗨 格雷森太太 我叫安珀 Hi, Mrs. Grayson. I'm Amber.
威廉说我该读一读 让你知道我感兴趣...很有趣 William said I should read it to show you that I'm interested-interesting-
我会读的 但是我更喜欢这些 and I will,but this is more me.
坦率的男人 我喜欢 An honest man.I like that.
原来你喜欢漫画 So...you're into comics.
这很明显吗 Is it that obvious?
你最喜欢哪本 What's your favorite?
天哪 真挑不出我最喜欢的 Oh, man, I can't pick a favorite,
但这本讲的是一个水下焊工 but...Ooh, this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder,
他开始在海底看见鬼魂 and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean,
这本的主角是一只杰克罗索㹴犬 他是玄学艺术的大师 and this one is about a Jack Russell terrier who's a master of the metaphysical arts.
《降神狗》 厉害 Seance Dog?Cool.
可以借给我看吗 You mind if I borrow it?
我只是想让你知道我感兴趣 I mean, just to show you that I'm interested.
当然可以 Yeah.Absolutely.
未知来电
好吧 Okay...
不知道是谁打来的 don't know who that is.
我想我们该先复习“全球事务” 然后... I figured we should start with global issues, and then...
不好意思 肯定是语音自动电话 Sorry.Must be a robo-call.
这样应该可以了 Ha, this should do it.
沃克老师说我们该关注... So Ms. Walker says we should focus on the...
你接电话的时候 我先用一下洗手间吧 I'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that.
好的 走廊尽头 左手边 Yeah, uh, down the hall on the left.
老天爷 我以为她会一直待着不走 Christ almighty.I didn't think she would ever leave.
嘿 你怎么会... Hey!Oh, what are you...
你怎么知道安珀... How did you know Amber...
你是在监视我 Are you spying on me?
你想当超级英雄 对吧 You wanna be a super hero, right?
名誉 荣耀 把漂亮妞搞到手 Fame, glory, get the pretty gal?
这话有性别歧视 不过 好吧 I mean, that's sexist, but okay.
什么个人隐私 独处时间这些想法 Well, then, the whole concept of personal privacy or me time?
现在全都要抛弃 That's out the window.
世界需要你的时候 你他妈的就得接电话 When the world needs you, you answer your goddamn phone!
别担心 她还没冲水 Don't worry, she hasn't flushed yet.
我不是你的手下 I don't even work for you!
你永远都不能在我手下干活 And you never will,
除非你拿出一点尊重 not unless you show a little respect,
决定你到底想不想当超级英雄 and decide if you want to be a superhero or not.
现在决定 Right now?
对 马克 现在决定 Yes, Mark, right now.
好吧 好 我想帮忙 Okay, yes.I want to help.
有什么问题 What's the problem?
超级恶人暴徒 公众安全受威胁 伊芙已经出发了 Rogue supervillain.Public in danger.Eve's already en route.
给 这样在行动中也可以对话 Here, so we can talk on the go.
伊芙会到场 Eve's gonna be there?
这么一来你就乐意接受了吧 Oh, did that just sweeten the deal?
什么 不是 我是... What? No.I mean, um...
在哪里 袭击在哪里 Where?Where is this... at?
拉什莫尔山 Mount Rushmore.
好的 Okay.
那是在哪个州来着 What state is that again?
现在学校都教你们些什么 What do they teach you kids in school these days?
你刚才在跟谁说话 Who were you talking to?
就是在讲电话 Yeah, the thing with the, uh, the phone, it's, um...
是我爸的一个朋友打来的 It was a friend of my dad's,
我忘了我答应过会帮他一个忙的 and, uh... I forgot I'd promised I'd help him with this thing, um...
现在 Now?
你们复习得怎么样 How's it going in here?
我拿了些零食 I brought snacks.
南达科他州 South Dakota.
西塞尔 我们知道拉什莫尔山在哪里 We know where Mount Rushmore is, Cecil.
我不想劳烦你们的 I wouldn't be asking for your help,
但是全能侠正在十个时区外 对付一只怪兽 but Omni-Man's dealing with a kaiju ten time zones away,
新护卫队又乱哄哄的 and the new Guardians are a shit show,
所以情况就是这样了 so here we are.
目标是地震博士 Target is Doc Seismic.
他有个地震学博士学位 所以他叫博士是名副其实 He has a Ph.D. in seismology,so the doc thing, that's legit.
问题在于他制造了地震手套 Problem is, he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves.
他的目的是什么 What's he want?
连他自己都不知道 Even he doesn't seem to know.
有人推测是那些手套的副作用 造成的大脑损伤 Working theory says brain damage from a side effect of those gloves.
他每次用那些手套都会有脑震荡 He basically gets a concussion every time he uses them.
疯狂科学家的基本职业病 So your basic mad scientist deal.
玩开心点 孩子们 Have fun, kids,
尽量记住 下面那个是国家宝藏 and try to remember,that's a national treasure down there.
你们居然来这个粗俗的历史遗迹祈祷 You've come to pray at this obscene monument?
在历史上 他们是压迫者 种族歧视者 奴隶主 They were oppressors!Racists!Slave owners!
我给你们一个值得崇拜的新神明吧 I give you a new god worthy of worship!
在地震博士面前跪下吧 Bow before Doc Seismic!
快跑 这边 Run! This way!
赶快 Hurry! Hurry!
伟大的解放者 The great emancipator?
他会解放你们 让你们脱离生命 He'll emancipate you...from your lives!
哇 老兄 Wow, man,
我还在打磨我的金句 但你刚才那句真庸俗 I'm still working on my one-liners,but that one is really bad.
人生中就得这样迎头赶上 That's how you get ahead in life.
不行 味道还不够 不到位 See, it's not quite there, it's not there.
我不反驳 No argument from me.
现在受死吧 Now die!
多谢 Ah, thanks.
-不客气 我们得摘掉他的手套 -那些不是手套 -Anytime.We need to take out his gloves.-Those aren't gloves.
手套是有手指的 那些更像是地震手环 Gloves have fingers.They're more, uh...earthquake bracelets?
你戴着地震手环 You're wearing earthquake bracelets!
你应该与我联手 You should be on my side!
我们可以打垮旧的权力结构 建立一个新秩序 We could tear down the old power structure,build a new order!
看看他们让你穿的这身衣服 I mean, look at the costume they've got you in.
这不就是迎合性别角色吗 Talk about pandering to gender roles.
我的服装是我自己设计的 I designed my own costume,
你拿的不是地震学博士学位吗 and I thought your doctorate was in seismology?
本科念的是社会学 女性研究 Undergrad in sociology and women's studies.
辅修非洲舞蹈 不过政治谈够了 I had a minor in African Dance,but enough politics!
马克 Mark!
不好了 Shit!
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you.-Don't mention it.
伊芙 Eve! Eve!
-伊芙 -无敌少侠 -Eve!-Invincible!
-我抓住你了 -他在往下滑 -I got you.-He's slipping.
该死的 Ah, God dammit.
我该多花时间改进喷射背包的 I should have spent more time working on the jet pack!
小心 Look out!
哇 那家伙成焦炭了 Wow, that guy is toast.
我懂了 这些梗听起来都不咋的 是吧 Oh, I see,so, like, none of these sound good, huh?
糟了 我得走了 回聊 伊芙 谢了 Oh, crap, I gotta go!I-I'll talk to you later, Eve!Thanks!
不客气 You're welcome.
慢一点 怎么了 Whoa, slow down. What's up?
西塞尔让我去拉什莫尔山救援 但我撇下了安珀在房间里 Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore,but I left Amber waiting in the room so I gotta...
你飞去处理危机 却把一个姑娘留在你房间里 You left a girl in your room while you flew off to deal with a crisis?
很好 我是说对她不好 但这很好 Good.I mean, not good for her, but good.
这正是这份工作伤脑筋的部分 That's the tricky part of the job,
在你想做的和你需要做的事之间取得平衡 balancing what you wanna do, with what you need to do.
马克 要记住 你不只是个超级英雄 Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark.
你还是个维特鲁姆人 You're a Viltrumite.
我们肩上担负的责任超过了一般人 We have... responsibilities that normal humans don't.
对 是的 谢了 Right.Yeah, thanks.
嘿 给你最后一个来自父亲的忠告 好吗 Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay?
你还是换套衣服吧 You might wanna change.
糟了 Oh, crap.
爸 你这里有个...东西 Dad, you got a little...here.
实在对不起 I am so sorry.
我在这里干坐了一个小时 I've been sitting here for an hour.
我知道 I know.
那本好看 Oh, that's a good one.
你觉得怎么样 What'd you- what'd you think?
如果你不想跟我待着 为什么同意要一起玩 Why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out?
我想要跟你待着 I do want to hang out.
我只是没想到... I just didn't think that...
差点被你骗倒了 Could've fooled me.
我真不知道自己为什么要来 I don't even know why I came.
那好吧 你为什么会来 Okay, then, why did you come?
在我反抗托德之前 你甚至没有注意到我的存在 You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd.
先纠正一下 你是被托德痛揍了一通 For the record,Todd kicked your ass.
先纠正一下... For the record,
那完全正确 that's absolutely true.
以前有男人为我揍过别人 I've had guys throw punches for me before,
但没有跑掉 硬是挨下拳头的人 你是头一个 but you're the first one who stood there and took 'em.
挨了两次 Twice.
我想知道什么样的男人才会这么做 I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that.
白痴 An idiot?
也许吧 Maybe.
也许不是 Maybe not.
那现在做什么 So, what now, hmm?
你去拯救世界的时候 我答完了所有复习问题 I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever.
很严重 长官 It's big, sir.
非常严重 Really big.
我头一次看到全能侠如此孱弱不堪 First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that.
而且它可能还没死 Also, it might not be dead.
给它保鲜 Put it on ice.
这种东西以后也许能派上用场 You never know when something like that might come in handy.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
老天爷 Oh, good God!
晚餐吃鱿鱼吧 Calamari for dinner?
把那个从我案板上拿走 Get that off my counter!
你确定 Aw, you sure?
在某些地方 这可算是美食 It's considered a delicacy in some places,
而且有催情作用 and an aphrodisiac.
难道你需要吗 Like you need it.
你给西塞尔打过电话吗 Did you call Cecil?
关于派人保护我们家的事 About putting some protection on the house.
我之前有点忙 I was kinda busy.
诺兰 Nolan...
知道了 我会搞定的 Yeah, I'll take care of it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
别忘了 我刚刚打败了一只可怕怪兽 拯救了这个世界 Hey, don't forget I just took down a freakin' kaiju and saved the world.
你老公可是个狠角色 Your husband's a badass.
你不是这个家里唯一的狠角色 Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family.
我今天卖掉了一栋 发生过双命案的房子 I sold a house today that had a double homicide.
我跟他们说 闪电不会两次击中同一个地方 I told them lightning never strikes twice.
你真的要把那个给烤了 Are you seriously gonna put that on the grill?
♪ I've been sleepless at night ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't know how I feel ♪
♪ I've been waiting on you ♪
♪ Just to say something real ♪
♪ There's a light on the road and I think you know ♪
♪ Morning has come and I have to go ♪
♪ But if we're strong enough to let it in... ♪
惊喜吧 Surprise!
伊芙 听我说 我搞砸了 我知道我错了 Look,I screwed up, Eve.I know I did,
我只是...不知道为什么我一直干这种事 I just...I just, I don't know why I keep doing this.
我不想的 你也知道 对吗 I don't want to.You know that, right?
你知道我爱你 You know I love you.
我知道 I know...
但这不是道歉 雷克斯 but that wasn't an apology, Rex.
你说得对 我向你道歉 You're right.I'm sorry.
给我一次改过自新的机会 就这一次 Look, give me a do-over,just this one time.
我会规规矩矩的 我保证 I'll be better.I-I promise.
祝你跟新队员好运 雷克斯 Good luck with the new team, Rex.
♪ ...Strong enough to let it go ♪
气人 Fuck.
替你高兴 马克 Good for you, Mark.
饭点到了 Chow time.
你知道该怎么做 You know the drill.
星期四 Thursday.
鸡肉馅饼 Chicken pot pie.
大家最爱吃的 Everybody's favorite.
离门远一点 Stay back from the door.
糟糕 Shit.
对不起 皮特 Ah, sorry, Pete.
可惜了 今晚吃鸡肉馅饼 Damn.Chicken pot pie night.
怎么会 How?
显而易见嘛 Obvious.
作为克隆原体 As the original article,
我的智力没有被克隆过程减弱 你就不一样了 你是克隆出来的 my intellect's undiluted by the cloning process that created you.
得了吧 Oh, please.
把门打开 Just open the door.
说出来 Say it.
你这基因低下 卑鄙的山寨货 You cheap, genetically inferior knock-off...
说出来 Say it,
否则就永远待在这里 or stay here forever.
我才是克隆 I'm the clone.
没错 你才是 Yes, you are.
这边 This way.
♪ Whoo! ♪
警告
♪ Run, run, run ♪
♪ Gangster like you wake up in Dickies ♪
♪ And load the clippy ♪
♪ The reign of our ascension ♪
♪ Make statisticians feel sickly ♪
♪ Accountants they get snippy ♪
♪ They never counted so quickly ♪
♪ Got 'em up sniffin' yak up off an abacus for a living ♪
♪ Crime authors ♪
♪ Autobiographically bastards ♪
♪ Pain passin' put a pain in your brain ♪
♪ Style droppin' the drums and stun all goggles ♪
♪ Small talkers get launched on... ♪
你去开路 Clear a path.
♪ Tick tock ♪
♪ You got until the hands on the clock stop ♪
♪ I'm baggin' a bag then I'm backing out ♪
♪ Better back off ♪
♪ That's why I'm outta here, baby ♪
♪ Before these clowns put me down in the ground, baby ♪
♪ I'm running reds 'til I'm out of this town, baby ♪
♪ You want your money back? Chase me ♪
看起来有人在帮我们 We have a benefactor, it seems.
多相流聚合发电机 Multi-phased fusion generator
在30兆瓦范围内 in the 30-megawatt range.
现在怎么办 What now?
你居然没想到 真让我吃惊 I'm surprised you don't see it,
你可是克隆原体啊 you being the original and all.
我想说我会想你的 兄弟 I'd say I'll miss you, brother...
但我永远可以再克隆一个 but I can always make another one.
告诉我最新情况 So, give me an update.
你让我的团队准备好 应对新挑战了吗 You get my team ready for the deep end yet?
我们还有提高的空间 We still have work to do,
但我对我们今天的进展很有信心 but I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
很抱歉 My apologies.
不是故意吓你的 Didn't mean to scare.
你在我家干什么 What are you doing in my house?
收集信息 Seeking... information.
线索 答案 Clues.Answers.
什么答案 Answers to what?
关于那天晚上那场大屠杀 That night, the massacre.
我还有很多疑惑 Still not clear to me.
我不知道你在胡说什么 你马上走 I don't know what you're talking about.You need to leave now.
七人死亡 一人活着 就是你丈夫 Seven dead.One alive.Your husband.
我希望你能解释这一点 Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
那你得问他了 Well, you'll have to ask him.
问过了 他的答案不能令我满意 Did.Answers were...unsatisfactory.
你为什么这么关心 Why do you care?
从地狱里逃了出来 Escaped from hell.
为其他人伸张正义 救赎自己的灵魂 Seek justice for others to save own soul.
你老公什么都没跟你说 甚至没有耳语一句减轻你的担忧 Husband told you nothing?Not a whisper to soothe your fears?
没有 他什么都没看见 No.He didn't say anything.
你家很温馨 You have a lovely home.
黛比 Debbie?
你还好吧 You all right?
我好像听到什么声音了 I thought I heard something.
我没事 I'm fine.
我正想去上床睡觉 I was just coming to bed.