本节目含有强闪光镜头 可能会引起 光敏性癫痫发作 建议慎重观看
-来点咖啡 -好啊 谢了 伙计 -Coffee?-For sure.Thanks, man.
-准备好应付下周的事了吗 -下周什么事 -You ready for next week?-What's next week?
超人类入侵训练 我们得重新拿证 Superhuman evasion training.We have to get recertified.
有这个必要 我明白 可这种训练最可怕 Look, I... I get the need,but it's the worst.
在警队必须接受徒手搏斗训练 When I was on the force,you had to do hand-to-hand training all the time.
有人拿着刀子冲你过来 你得有所防范 The guy comes at you with a knife,you gotta be ready,
但这场培训不一样 but, uh, this is... th-this is something else.
面对一个眼睛能射出激光 I'm supposed to learn to tuck and roll away
能控制别人大脑 from a guy who can shoot lasers from his eyes,
或能一脚把校车踢上月球的人 我只能学习怎么躲避逃离 or control minds,or kick a goddamn schoolbus to the moon?
职责需要嘛 It's the job.
你淡定得真让人讨厌 You're awful calm about it.
上次你把背都扭伤了 你... Hell, last time you sprained your back.You--
搞什么 你根本就不用去培训 是吗 Aw, shit, wait,you're not even gonna be here, are you?
你真倒霉 Sucks to be you!
我会在伦敦享受人生 I'll be living it up in London,
观光 吃印度菜 你好好享受激光射击吧 seeing the sights, eating Indian food.Enjoy getting laser burn.
你这整段时间都不在 整整一个星期 Oh, you're gonna be gone the whole time?All friggin' week?
是两个星期 马特的整个春假 Two.All of Matt's spring break.
他很迷披头士 The boy is obsessed with The Beatles.
他想去艾比路 参观苹果唱片公司 He wants to go to Abbey Road,he wants to visit Apple Records.
如果有时间 说不定 我也能看看我感兴趣的东西 I might even get to see some things I want to see,if we have time.
只有你们俩 And it's just the two of you?
你确定吗 史蒂夫 You sure about that, Steve?
我还以为你俩彻底闹掰了 水火不容 I thought you two hated each other with the burning fury of a thousand suns.
现在也算不上水乳交融 Well, maybe a hundred.
可是马特以前的生活很苦 I mean, Matt, he had it rough, you know,
但他真的处理得很好 but he's really pulled himself together.
你跟我说那孩子净干坏事 偷窃 还吸毒 With what you told me that kid was doing?The stealing, the drugs?
你是怎么让他改过自新的 How'd you turn that around?
早上好 那并不容易 Good morning.It wasn't easy.
茉莉和我最初在一起的时候 The thing is,when Molly and I first got together,
他跟他爸一起生活 变野了 he was living with his dad,and he was just running wild.
那孩子以前真让人头疼 Kid was a real asshole.
我被他揍成熊猫眼那次你也见过 不过那都过去了 You saw the shiner he gave me.That's all behind us now.
他打败了他内心的恶魔 他...天哪 他战胜了恶念 He stared down his demons, and he...damn it, he conquered them.
我一辈子都没干过这么难的事 I've never done anything that hard in my life.
我们真为他感到骄傲 他变成了男子汉 We're so damn proud of the guy...of the man that he's becoming.
所以他想去伦敦 So he wants to go to London,
茉莉和我就一起把钱凑齐了 满足他的心愿 Molly and I scraped together enough to make it happen.
我们想让他知道 我们为他付出的努力感到很欣慰 We wanted to show him how much we appreciate all his hard work.
我没有自己的孩子 他出生时 我不在他身边 I never had a kid of my own.I wasn't there when he was born.
我没有教他骑自行车 没有教他扔球 I didn't teach him how to ride a bike,or throw a ball...
但他走过领奖台 接过文凭的时候 ...but in a few months,when he walks across that stage,and accepts that diploma...
他是我的儿子 ...that is my son.
你慢慢来 Oh, you... you just take all the time you need.
我去做点热可可 让咱们的贴心男孩开心一下 Why don't I just make some hot cocoa to cheer up my sweet boy?
你第一次约会被甩 不是趴在我肩膀上哭鼻子吗 Come on, like you're not crying on my shoulder every time you don't get a second date?
搞什么...怎么... What was--
我们应该在里面才对 We were supposed to be inside.
真不应该相信一个克隆人错漏百出的计算 I should never have trusted the flawed calculations of a clone.
克隆人 我不是... Clone?I am not!
一直就是这么计划的 This was always the plan.
总统拿我们开刀 所以我们要撕碎他的安防假象 The president is targeting us,so we shatter the illusion of his safety.
杀了他还不够 必须做一场好戏 It's not enough for us to kill him.It has to be a spectacle.
如果你是真正的克隆原体 怎么会不知道这事 You'd know this if you were truly the original.
天哪 Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god...
让人神清气爽 有点痒痒的 Refreshing.Kind of tickles.
我比较喜欢更大口径的炮弹 Mm, I prefer a higher caliber.
我下令... I order...
我下令你们... I order you...
你下令什么 You order what?
解决掉那个 继续前进 Kill that one and move on!
-你的眼睛可以被替换 跟你一样 -我才是原体 -Your eye is as replaceable as you are.-I am the original!
史蒂夫 小心 Steve, look out!
对不起 我来晚了 Sorry I'm late!
赤速 把这家伙救出去 Red Rush, get this guy out of here!
你负责疏散 Focus on evac!
先把大家撤离这一区 再对付这两个 We can deal with these two once the area is clear!
接下来就交给我们 We can take it from here!
后退 帮我们疏散平民 Fall back, help us evacuate civilians!
遵命 Yes, ma'am!
糟了 快跑 Damn it! Run!
战女 War Woman...
拜托 你们这次就不能别插手 Please, you couldn't just sit this one out?
让我们杀掉总统吗 你们可以休息一天 Let us kill the President?Haven't you earned a day off?
这不是我们的风格 抱歉 Not our style.Sorry.
这不是观赏性体育运动 快离开 This isn't a spectator sport!Move!
不 No!
待在一块儿 别散开 Stay together, stay together, stay together, stay together!
-别动 你们现在安全了 -交给我 -Don't move.You're safe now.-I got 'em!
他们安全了 They're in the clear.
-你去保证总统的安全 -这就去 -You are on President duty. -On it.
抱歉 我平常不会跑这么快 但你们平民数量太多了... Sorry, I wouldn't normally move so fast,but there were so many of you that...
糟糕 一个人先开始 然后会... Oh, no.It starts with one of you, then it--
对不起...我不能... Oh! Sorry.I can't...
趁他被分散了注意力 现在动手 Now!While he's distracted!
这里似乎安全了 我负责上面 你负责下面 This floor looks clear.I'll go up, you go down.
有我在 我们不会有事的 我们肯定能逃出去 I've got you.We're gonna be fine.We'll get out of this.
不 No, no,
你怎么办 what about you?
小心后面 Behind you.
不客气 You're welcome.
把那些士兵救出去 Get those soldiers out of here!
接下来交给我们 对你们来说太危险了 We can take it from here.Too dangerous for you.
我们打败全球护卫队 杀死总统之后 When we crush the Guardians of the Globe and kill the president,
就再也没有人能阻止我们 no one will be left to stop us!
抓住我的手 Take my hand!
我接住他了 I had him.
全部安全 All clear.
这栋楼清空了 只剩下我们了 The building is clear.It's just us.
疏散完毕 Evacuation complete.
现在我们可以放开手脚 专心干掉这两个牲畜 Now we can cut loose and focus on taking these brutes down.
《降神狗》
妈 什么事 我一会儿就出来 Mom? What!I'll be out in a minute!
-我等不了了 -妈 -I don't have a minute.-Mom!
我浴室的肥皂用完了 别这么大惊小怪 My bathroom's out of soap.Get over yourself.
你的尿布以前都是我换的 有什么我没见过 I used to change your diapers, kid.There's nothing going on down there I haven't seen before.
快出去 Just get out!
大家可以看到 这个场面非常混乱 莫勒双子正在... As you can see,the scene is absolute chaos as the Mauler twins...
看起来爸爸正在拯救白宫 Looks like Dad's saving the White House.
-他自己一个人 -护卫队也在 -Alone?-Guardians are there, too.
他们跟谁开战 莫勒双子 Who are they fighting?Ugh, Mauler Twins.
那我们今天就不能一起吃早饭了 真讨厌 Looks like we won't be getting breakfast together this morning.Bummer.
那是白宫啊 妈 那挺重要的吧 It's the White House, Mom.Kind of important.
他们那地方现在一年重修两次 Oh, they rebuild that thing twice a year at this point.
不是地震博士 就是巨蜥联盟或其他恶人搞事 If it's not Doc Seismic,it's the Lizard League, or someone else.
我怀疑总统已经不住在白宫了 I doubt the President still lives there.
我没迟到太多 我去冲个澡 I'm not too late!I'm gonna shower.
等一等 先过来 Not so fast.Come here first.
别逼我去拿喷雾瓶 Don't make me get the spray bottle.
你先脱掉这身衣服再说 Now, let's get you out of that costume.
注意分寸 两位 Boundaries, people!
关上浴室的门是有原因的 Bathroom doors are closed for a reason,
而且父母绝不该在孩子面前谈论性爱 and parents should never, ever talk about sex in front of their kids!
看到你的父母 You should be overjoyed
热情地表达对彼此的爱 你应该超级高兴才是 to see your parents passionately expressing their love for each other.
别啰啰嗦嗦的 准备上学 Now stop griping.Get ready for school.
你们就不能等到我离家了再搞吗 Couldn't you at least wait until I leave the house...
等我上大学后 for college!
你在想什么 巴黎 What were you thinking?Paris?
我有点想去柏林那家小咖啡馆 Actually, I was kind of pulling for that little cafe in Berlin.
我一直想吃香肠 I've been jonesing for those sausages.
你们要去佳肠馆 我超爱那地方 Aw, man, you guys are going to Best Wurst?I love that place!
你得去上学 你的超能力启动后 你可以自个儿去 You've got school.When your powers kick in, you can go on your own.
往人伤口上撒盐呢 爸 Salt on the wound, Dad.
你的超能力随时会苏醒 儿子 They've gotta be due any day now, son.
连维特鲁姆的后进生 都会在18岁生日之前 Even the latest bloomers on Viltrum would get their powers
获得他们的超能力 before what would be their 18th birthday.
-到时你就知道了 -别让他抱太大希望 -You'll see.-Don't get his hopes up.
走了 你们玩得开心 Bye!Have fun!
我会走路去学校 用我的双脚 I'll just be walking,on the ground,with my feet.
早上好 Morning.
这双新鞋有点硌脚 我在磨合 Uh, just, uh...just trying to break in these new shoes.
莫勒双子居然袭击白宫 真是疯了 对吧 Mauler Twins attack the White House?Nuts, right?
-我看新闻了 -真不敢相信护卫队 -I saw.-I can't believe the Guardians of the Globe
让他们差一点就杀死了总统 let them get that close to killing the President.
他们根本就没进那栋楼 而且全能侠也在 They didn't even get into the building,and Omni-Man was there, too.
你还真迷全能侠 You're such an Omni-Maniac.
这么大力支持弱者 真有你的 Way to root for the underdog.
你肯定是洋基队的超级球迷 Big fan of the Yankees, are you?
没错 他很性感 还有那撇小胡子 Sure, he's hot and all,and that mustache...
不好意思 行 说些直男话题 今晚要不要玩《大撞击》 Sorry!Okay, straight stuff.You up for some Clash Crash tonight?
我还希望拿到一套43级的胸甲呢 I'm hoping for a Level 43 chest armor.
别跟我说你要打什么狗屁工 别这么扫兴 Don't bring up that stupid job, man.Don't be that person.
你上次买漫画书是什么时候 When's the last time you bought a comic book?
那些东西贵死了 Those things are expensive,
而且他们整个夏天 每月出两期《降神狗》 and they're doing Seance Dog twice a month all summer.
你喜欢的东西都蠢得要命 You're into the stupidest stuff.
你够了 托德 Knock it off, Todd!
得了吧 装什么呀 Come on...Quit playing games.
我知道你很喜欢我 玛茜告诉我的 I know you're crazy about me.Marcy told me.
你确实很健硕 对吧 Well, you are big and strong, aren't you?
你最清楚了 You know it.
所以你就觉得可以骚扰我 And you think that makes it okay for you to harass me?
别走开 Hey, don't walk away from me.
你有什么毛病 你是蕾丝边 What, are you a lesbian or something?
天哪 我恨不得呢 如果我真是女同 你会不再烦我吗 Oh, my god, I wish!Would you leave me alone then?
放开我 我要去找个女孩来接吻 Let go of me,so I can go find a girl to kiss!
别多管闲事 那家伙有两个你这么壮 Don't.Guy's twice your size.
也许你可以袖手旁观 可我做不到 Maybe you can just sit back and watch this?I can't.
我可以 因为我不是全能侠 你也不是 I can because I'm not Omni-Man,and neither are you.
看看再说 Let's see.
我觉得安珀已经把话说清楚了 托德 I think Amber's been pretty clear about how she feels, Todd.
-什么 你搞笑的吧 格雷森 -听着... -Are you serious, Grayson?-Look--
放过他 Leave him alone!
你们看什么看 What are you lookin' at?
谢谢你 Thank you.
没事 Yup.
汉堡超市
幸好 Close one.
是时候了 It's about time.
欢迎我最爱的儿子回家 我做了烤鸡 And a big welcome home to my favorite son.I made some chicken,
不过我也热了一些正宗的德国油煎香肠 but I also heated up some authentic German bratwurst
今天为你专程送到的 flown in special today,just for you.
我今天遇到了挺有意思的事 I... had a pretty interesting day.
抱歉 我回来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
有一条龙袭击香港 是真的 Honest to god, a dragon was attacking Hong Kong.
-被我阻止了 -一条龙 真厉害 -I stopped it.-Ooh, a dragon. Nice.
马克正准备告诉我们 他今天遇到什么有意思的事了 Mark was getting ready to tell us how interesting his day was.
猜猜谁的超能力终于苏醒了 Guess who's finally getting his powers?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
很确定 我上班的时候 把一袋垃圾扔上了太空 Pretty sure.Threw a trash bag into space at work.
太棒了 儿子 真的太棒了 Oh, that's great, Son,just great!
你愿意的话 我们明天可以训练一下 If you're up for it,I'll make some time tomorrow for training.
太让人兴奋了 This is so exciting!
明天一大早开始 马克 你一定要休息好 Bright and early tomorrow, Mark.Make sure you get a good night's sleep.
没问题 For sure!
好的 儿子 你耐心听我说 Okay, Son, bear with me...
下面这段话会让你和我都觉得有点怪 This is gonna be a little awkward for both of us.
你也许注意到了 我跟普通的爸爸不太一样 You may have noticed that I'm not like normal dads.
你母亲和我觉得是时候告诉你真相了 Your mother and I think it's time you knew the truth.
我们觉得你长大了 我应该告诉你我其实是从哪里来的 We think you're old enough for me to tell you where I really come from.
离这里几百万公里的地方 在太空深处的 Millions of miles from here,out in deep space,
维特鲁姆星球 is the planet Viltrum...
那是一个美丽的蓝色绿洲 在太阳系里独一无二 跟地球很像 It's a cool blue oasis alone in a solar system much like our own.
我出生在那个星球上 I was born on this planet.
维特鲁姆人与人类很相似 Viltrumites are very similar to humans,
不过我们会飞 能超速移动 还力大无比 except we can fly,move at super speed,and possess great strength.
我们族人成年时 When our people come of age,
会离开维特鲁姆 去银河系冒险 we leave Viltrum,and venture out into the galaxy,
发挥我们的才能 帮助发展中的世界 using our abilities to help lesser-developed worlds.
我主动来到了地球 成为地球唯一的保护者 I volunteered to relocate to Earth,and be its sole protector.
我就是在那时遇到了你妈妈 That's when I met your mother...
后来我们有了你 and we eventually had you.
我知道这些信息太多了 很难一下子接受 I know this is a lot to take in at one time,
但是儿子 你有一半维特鲁姆血统 but you're half Viltrumite, Son,
你在慢慢长大 and you're getting older.
几年后 你进入青春期 就会开始有一些变化 Things are gonna start to change for you in a few years as you hit puberty.
你会长青春痘 You're gonna get acne.
声音会开始变粗 Your voice will start to crack as it begins to change.
身体某些尴尬的部位会开始长毛 You'll begin to grow hair in strange places,
而且你会开始有自己的超能力 and you're gonna start to develop superpowers of your own.
就像我一样 Just like me,
超强力气 超快速度 会飞 全都有 super strength and speed,flight, the whole bit.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
我以后能飞上天 I'm gonna be able to fly?
是的 儿子 你以后能飞上天 Yes, Son,you're gonna be able to fly...
我能飞了 I'm gonna be able to fly.
别往下看 不要往下看 Don't look down...Stop looking down!
我不能摔下去 I'm not going down.
我要往上飞 因为我会飞 I'm gonna fly up,because I can fly.
但要是我还不能飞咋办 What if I can't yet?
不行 好的 No, no, no, okay.
爸爸常说这是一种本能 如果我不想摔下去 就不会摔下去 Dad always said it was like a reflex,so if I don't want to fall, I won't,
即使我摔下去了 也许根本就不痛 又或者... and even if I do, maybe it won't even hurt,or maybe...
不管了 Ah, screw it!
糟了 Whoa... oh, crap.
天啊 Oh, god...
不 哦 不 No, no, no, no, no...
好吧 Okay
6点 跟爸爸飞行
穿上裤子 我们去飞一飞 儿子 Put some pants on,and let's get in the sky, my boy.
我去泡点咖啡吧 I'll... put some coffee on.
这就像走路 你根本不需要去考虑保持平衡 It's kinda like how you walk,and you don't think about balancing anymore,
但当你还是个宝宝的时候 你会想平衡的事 but when you were a baby, you did.
你现在就是个宝宝飞行者 You're a baby flier right now.
你要集中精神 保持身体直立 You have to focus on staying upright,
一直想着你要去的方向 focus on going the direction you want to go.
-明白吗 -嗯 我应该懂了 -Understand?-Yeah.I think I got it.
看起来你还没懂 跟上我 It doesn't look like you do.Follow me.
不对 No, no...
飞行是很累人的活儿 You can wear yourself out flying.
快速移动就像绷紧肌肉一样 Moving fast is like tensing a muscle.
时不时放松一下肌肉 感觉会好很多 You're much better off if you relax that muscle from time to time,
利用你的势能惯性让你一直往前飞 use the momentum you're building to carry you forward.
好吧 谁都不想掉下去 所以很难在飞行中放松肌肉 Okay, you don't want to fall,so you're gonna have trouble relaxing.
有点像故意尿在身上一样 It's kind of like peeing your pants on purpose.
什么 What?
故意尿裤子 Peeing your pants on purpose.
你一辈子都在努力憋尿 不能尿裤子 You know, you spend your whole life trying not to pee your pants,
现在要做的就像是不再憋尿 故意尿在身上 so letting go, peeing your pants on purpose,
那几乎不可能 it's next to impossible.
你是怎么知道的 谁会尝试那么做 How how do you know this?Who would try that?
你飞得很好 不像第一次飞行的人 You are far better at flying than you should be.
昨晚练习过 所以你才这么累 Late-night practice?Is that why you're so tired?
不要转换话题 Don't try to change the subject.
去那边降落 Land over there.
慢一点 Slow down.
降落 我说降落 Land. I said, land.
-你为什么不慢下来 -我慢不下来 -Why aren't you slowing down?-I can't!
停下来 赶紧停下来 Stop. Just stop!
好吧 这也算降落 起来吧 Okay.I guess that still counts as a landing.Get up.
来吧 我们试试别的练习 Come on, we're gonna try something else.
我都有点习惯这样了 I'm actually getting used to this a little.
那不好 试试打我 That's not good.Try to hit me.
-真的 -真的 -Really? -Yeah.
要调动全身 Use your whole body.
你可以手臂发力 You can punch with your arm,
但如果用上肩膀 髋部 腿部的力量 but if you punch with your shoulder,your hips, and your legs as well,
你的拳头会更有力 it'll be much more powerful.
要花一点时间才能掌握 It'll take a while to get the hang of it.
好的 Okay.
我们可以自由地穿过物理空间 Now, with us,we can freely move ourselves through physical space.
我们是这样飞的 That's how we fly.
不需要转动脚掌 推离地面 So we don't have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground.
任何东西都能成为我们的借力点 We can literally push off anything.
我们可以随意创造支撑点 We can create our own leverage.
很好 Good...
不过试着这样做 but try it a little more like this.
怎样 Like what?
爸爸 Dad...
你把我弄痛了 You hurt me.
我知道 儿子 我不是... I know, Son.I didn't...
我不是故意对你出拳这么重的 对不起 I didn't mean to hit you so hard.I'm sorry.
你为什么要给我一拳 Why did you do that?
马克 如果你真的想做我做的事 Mark...if you really wanna do what I do,
你必须防范一切 you have to be prepared for anything.
真正开打时 没有人会收回拳头 No one is gonna pull their punches.
训练情况有多糟 So...how badly did that go?
我对他挺狠的 I pushed him pretty far.
他需要磨炼 It's what he needs.
你是不是太狠了 Did you maybe push too far?
你是在质疑我吗 Are you questioning me?
你撞什么邪了 What the hell has gotten into you?
我不知道 I don't know.
对不起 马克的超能力来得太晚 我没有准备好面对这一切 I...I'm sorry.Mark got his powers so late, I wasn't prepared for this.
这改变了一些事 It changes things.
我忍不住想 如果他完全没有超能力 I can't help but think,maybe our lives would be better
也许我们的生活会容易一些 if he hadn't gotten them at all.
天啊 伙计 你因为被托德揍 到现在还闷闷不乐 你怎么了 Jeez, man.You still sore from Todd's thrashing?What's up?
不 我没事 No, I'm fine.
好吧 老兄 你看起来真的没事 Okay, man.You sure look fine.
嘿 马克格雷森 Hey, Mark Grayson...
我在附近没看见安珀 没人能保护你这可怜虫了 ...and I don't see Amber anywhere nearby to protect your sorry ass.
托德 拜托 你就别... Todd, please.Just don't--
别什么 Don't?
别干吗 别再胖揍你一顿 Don't what?Don't kick your ass again?
还是其他的事 你是在威胁我 Or what? Are you threatening me?
你想上次发生的事重演吗 孬种 Or do you need a replay of what happened last time, ass?
打我吧 Hit me.
动手呀 用尽全力打我 Go on.Hit me as hard as you can.
再来 Again.
再来 用力一点 Again.Harder.
怪胎 Freak!
伙计 你怎么了 Dude, what is up with you?
我要找个东西来打一打 I need something to punch.
他刚走掉了 马克 你错过机会了 He just walked away, Mark!You missed your chance.
枪声 枪声跑哪去了 Gunfire...Where did the gunfire go?
在那里 There!
糟了 Whoa...
可恶 Dammit.
我们走 Let's go!
你不应该跟我们一起跑 白痴 You're not supposed to run with us, you idiot!
你应该留在后面阻挠他们 好让我们逃掉 You're supposed to stay behind so we can get away!
你们把我带来保护你们 You brought me along to protect you from the cops.
如果我留在后面让他们射我 我就保护不了你们 I can't do that if I hang back and let them shoot me.
闭嘴 送我们到栅栏另一边去 Shut up and get us over the fence!
我是故意这么干的 Meant to do that.
你是什么人 Who the hell are you?
我是... I'm...
我还在想名字 有什么建议 I guess I'm working on that.Any suggestions?
“身上被砸出个洞的什么队长” Captain Guy with a hole punched through him?
真拗口 Doesn't really roll off the tongue.
还有别的建议吗 Anything else?
要不“揍死你”吧 Huh, what about Ass Kicker?
不行 听着特任性 特幼稚 你在想什么呢 No...that sounds willfully childish.What are you thinking?
你这身造型太荒谬了 You look ridiculous.
我们走吧 Let's get outta here.
马克 坦白说 我觉得你也许有点操之过急了 Honestly,I think you might have skipped a few steps, Mark.
结果看来也还行啊 Seemed to work out just fine.
你也许看不出来 It may not look like much,
但你在下面造成的损害 完全超出了必要范围 but you did far more damage down there than you needed to.
我认为你没有准备好 I don't think you're ready.
打我吧 Hit me.
-什么 -现在给我一拳 来吧 -What?-Hit me now. Do it!
我之前没准备好 现在准备好了 我能接住你的拳 I wasn't ready before.Now I am.I can take it.
来呀 Come on!
-我是不会打你的 -你上次就没打到我 -I'm not gonna hit you.-You'd never hit me before, okay?
我只是被吓着了 其实不太痛 我能承受 我很强悍 It scared me.It wasn't too much, I could take the pain.I'm strong.
-我知道你... -你根本不知道 -I know you are.-No, you don't!
我知道你认为我扛不住 I know you think I can't do this!
给我一拳 让我证明你错了 Hit me, and let me prove you wrong!
求你了 爸爸 打我吧 Please, Dad!Please just hit me.
儿子 Oh, Son...
我足够强大 我做得来 I'm strong enough, and I can do this!
打我记事起 我就一直想当超级英雄 It's all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember.
我想做你做的事 I wanna do what you do.
我只想跟你一样 I wanna be just like you.
你会成为超级英雄的 儿子 You will be, Son.
你会的 You will.
我想向你弥补 Let me make this up to you.
跟我来 Follow me.
你要带我去购物 You're taking me shopping?
对 I am.
裁缝店
你们被人看见了吗 Were you seen?
你以为我是谁呢 Who are you talking to?
抱歉 我必须确认一下 Sorry, sorry.Just need to ask.
白天做舞会服 晚上做坚不可摧的超级战服 Prom dresses by day,indestructible super suits by night.
我是亚特罗森巴姆 孩子 I'm Art Rosenbaum, kid.
很高兴终于见到你了 我一直听说很多你的事 Pleasure to finally meet you.I've heard so much about you.
我也听说了你的事 You, too.
-你爸从来没有提过我 对吧 -那个 我... -Your dad's never mentioned me, has he?-Well, I...
他是个青少年 他只记得关于自己的事 He's a teenager, Art.He barely remembers anything he doesn't see in the mirror every morning.
等等 超级战服 Wait, super suits?
我会有自己的服装吗 我爸的服装是你做的 Am I getting a costume?Do you make Dad's costumes?
这孩子挺机灵的 He's a quick one, this kid.
你不能穿着睡衣到处乱跑 I can't have you running around in your pajamas all the time.
天啊 太棒了 Oh, man!Awesome!
你已经给我做了一套 准备了个惊喜 Wait, do you already have one made for me?Is it a surprise?
一般来说 我们会先聊一聊 Usually, we start with a conversation,
然后我做些定制的服装 and I make something custom,
但我也许有一套你能穿 but I do have one that might work.
你觉得怎样 What do you think?
橙配黄有点不好说 太花俏了 爸 你觉得呢 Well...I don't know about the orange and yellow.It's pretty loud.Dad?
这不是你最好的作品 亚特 Not your best work, Art.
我只是想盘活卖不出去的货 别怪我 Can't blame a guy for trying to move unsold merchandise.
我喜欢这些眼罩 戴着它们飞 我的眼睛就不会被风吹得生疼 I like the goggles.They'd keep the wind out of my eyes when I fly,
但我真的想要更加 but I was really, like, hoping for something more, uh...
怎么说呢 经典的东西 I don't know...iconic?
你当然想要经典的东西了 所有人都想要 Of course you were.That's what everyone wants.
经典 有代表性的 Iconic.A symbol.
孩子们做白日梦 想象成为你的时候 Something kids will draw in the margins of their notebooks
会在笔记本页边空白处 画下来的东西 while they daydream about being as cool as you.
那也很难设计出来 It's also tough as hell to pull off,
不过这样吧 看在你爸的份上 but listen,your dad being who he is,
我愿意费心替你做这套战服 I'm willing to put a lot of elbow grease into this one...
不过我需要你的帮助 but I'm gonna need a little help from you.
-你决定好你的名号了没有 -我其实没怎么想过 -Have you decided on a name yet?-I haven't really thought about it.
起个名字会有帮助 Well, having a name helps.
暗翼的翅膀是暗色的 Darkwing has dark wings,
赤速从人身边跑过时 会有红色闪电 the Red Rush is a red rush when he runs by you.
你懂吗 给我说个特征 我会努力创造经典 You get it?You give me something to go on,I'll strive for iconic.
想一想再来找我 Think about it and get back to me.
马克 Mark?
你在搞什么鬼 What the hell was that?
-练习降落 -我现在看明白了 -Uh...practicing my landings?-Yeah, I see that now.
是 把院子弄坏了 不好意思 Yeah, uh...sorry about the yard.
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
我得练习 妈妈 I need practice, Mom.
我飞也飞不快 降落又老撞地上 我必须进步 I can't land well, I can't fly all that fast.I need to be better.
马克 你得睡觉 Mark, you need to sleep.
-我需要练习 -这三更半夜的 -I need to practice.-Honey it's the middle of the night.
我明天要上班 你要上学 I have work tomorrow, you have school.
马上进去 Get inside right now.
有本事就逼我 Make me.
这让你觉得自己很强大吗 Does that make you feel strong?
知道我不能用蛮力强迫你 To know I can't physically make you do something?
这真是你需要的吗 Is that what you need?
这很重要 This is important.
记得吗 你小时候 Remember when you were little,
你临睡前 我们几乎每晚都会聊天 and we'd talk almost every night before you went to bed?
你会告诉我那些嘲笑你的发型的混蛋 You'd tell me about whatever jerk made fun of your hair,
我会告诉你我经历的那些 婆婆妈妈的鸡毛蒜皮 让你好受一点 and I'd tell you about all the girl drama I lived through so you'd feel better?
我不能跟你一起穿越云层一起聊天 可是... I can't talk to you while we soar through the clouds,but...
可是我还在这里 but I'm still here.
以前就只有你跟我 It used to be you and me,
还有你那个满心以拯救世界为己任的 超能力疯狂老爸 and this crazy world-saving,super-powered father of yours.
现在成了你跟他 还有你这个普通 无聊的老妈 Now it's you and him,and your boring, old, normal mom.
-妈... -没关系 亲爱的 我懂 -Mom...-It's okay, sweetheart.I get it.
你必须远离跟我一起的正常生活 You have to move away from the normal life with me,
习惯像你爸爸那样的生活 and get used to being...something more,like your dad.
对 那正是我所担心的 Yeah, but see, that's what I'm worried about.
我跟爸爸一点都不像 I'm nothing like Dad.
我更像你 我没有什么特别之处 I'm more like you.I'm nothing special.
这句话真扎心 Like a knife to the heart with this one.
啊 唉...你明白我的意思 Ah... crap.You know what I mean.
他有这么大的成就 我怎么可能达到他的高度 After everything he's done,how could I possibly live up to all that?
谁说你必须达到他的高度 Who says you have to?
你不需要成为最伟大的全能侠 You don't have to be the greatest Omni-Man ever.
你只需要成为最伟大的你 You just have to be the greatest you.
如果最伟大的我并不足够呢 And what if the greatest me isn't enough?
马克 你这傻孩子 最伟大的你怎么会不够呢 Mark, you stupid boy.How could the greatest you not be enough?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我爱我这无聊 没有超能力 平凡 普通的老妈 I love my boring,powerless, everyday, run-of-the-mill Mom.
而我呢 我爱我的混账儿子 And I love my asshole son.
你似乎有点累 You seem tired.
我没事 I'm fine.
不过我心里压着很多事 Just got... a lot on my mind, I guess.
是吗 都有些什么事 Oh, yeah?So, what is it?
如果我不说 你会继续问 所以 我就说吧... You're just gonna keep prying if I'm evasive at all, so, um...
爸 我很怕 I'm scared, Dad.
要是我做不来怎么办 What if I can't do this?
-你听到了吗 -听到了 -You hear it?-I do.
准备好 Get ready.
-你刚才紧张吗 -有一点 -Were you nervous?-A little.
-不过你接住了 -是的 -But you caught it?-I did.
当超级英雄跟这没什么两样 Being a superhero is no different.
这对你和我而言 是一段漫长旅程的起点 This is the beginning of a long journey for you and me.
在路上 你需要做一些你不想做 Along the way,you're gonna need to do things
或者认为你做不到的事 you don't want to do,or might not think you can do.
感到害怕没关系 怀疑自己很正常 It's okay to be scared.It's natural to doubt yourself,
但如果你能突破它 做你应该做的事 but if you can push through that,and do what needs to be done,
你就不会有问题 you'll do just fine.
你觉得你能克服吗 马克 Do you think you can do that, Mark?
能 Yeah.
孩子 你这个年纪的小孩 总觉得自己不可战胜 Son...kids your age think they're invincible,
这反倒妨碍了他们 让他们变得肆无忌惮 and it holds them back,makes them careless.
可你的情况不一样 The thing is...you're different.
你真的是不可战胜 You actually are...invincible.
我想好了 Got it.
好的 孩子 我们开始干活吧 Okay, kid.Let's get to work.
♪ I was born on the wrong side of the train tracks ♪
♪ I was raised with the strap across my back ♪
♪ Lay me on my side or hold me up to the light ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I was burned by the cold kiss of a vampire ♪
♪ I was bit by the whisper of a soft liar ♪
♪ Any good friend of yours is a good friend of mine ♪
♪ Broken boy ♪
♪ How does it feel? ♪
♪ Broken boy ♪
♪ How does it feel? How does it feel? ♪
♪ Tell me why I'm forced to live in this skin ♪
♪ Tell me why I was born to live in this skin ♪
♪ I'm an alien Not just an alien ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
可恶 Crap.
不觉得你们自不量力吗 You guys think you might have bitten off more than you can chew?
那栋楼穿了个洞 快看 That building has a hole in it, look!
糟糕 Shit!
一切安全 All clear?
你是谁 Huh?
你还是放弃吧 我是... You might as well give up.I'm...
无敌少侠
我的意思是他是半人半鱼 I just mean, he is a fish person.
我觉得你也许该对他友善一点 I think you should maybe be nicer to him.
他应该不容易交到朋友 It must be hard for him to make friends.
整个海洋里的生物都是他的朋友 不过你说得对 我会... He's got a whole ocean of friends,but you're right, I'll--
快跑 Run!
我要看见你们眼睛里充满恐惧 同样的恐惧... I want to see fear in your eyes!The same fear--
这是搞什么 What is this?
我会尽力跟那家伙交朋友的 I do my best to make friends with the guy.
约瑟夫 你答应过我的 Josef!You promised!
糟了 Oh, crap.
如果连聊一会天 How is this going to work
你都无法集中精神 我们怎么还能交往下去 if I can't hold your interest through one conversation?
我无法集中精神 奥丽嘉 拜托 Hold my interest?Olga, please.
你不能像我一样感知事物 You can't see things how I do.
我的感知能力跟我的步伐一样快 My perception is just as fast as I am.
最简短的对话对我来说 都像过了几个小时一样 The briefest conversation with anyone seems like hours to me.
太让人痛苦了 It's agony.
但跟你聊天是享受 But with you, it's a gift.
你的声音像音乐一样动听 Your voice is like music.
你是个有同情心 体贴 美丽的女人 You're thoughtful, compassionate,beautiful woman.
我很认真听你说的每一句话 I hang on every word.
这是你的真心话 You mean that?
真心话 I do.
那是... That's...
护卫队紧急呼叫 非常抱歉 Guardians emergency.I'm so very sorry.
我理解 去吧 I understand.Go.
丹佛大难临头了 永生侠 Denver is toast, Immortal!
我要了结自己 我要拉上这整座城市陪葬 I'm going out,and I'm taking the whole city with me!
我的战服里灌了钚... I've lined my suit with plutonium!
稍有疑虑 就把他们扔到太空去 When in doubt, throw them into space.
终于可以行动了 Finally, some action!
何莉 等一下 Holly, wait up!
拜托你 康妮 别再浪费我的时间 Please, Connie,don't waste any more of my time.
这是好消息 This is good news.
我们第三季度推出黑文风暴第4版 With our third quarter roll-out of Haven Storm 4.0,
公司所占市场份额会提升至少10% our market share should rise by a minimum of 10%.
我们接下来这一年的业绩会非常亮眼 We have a spectacular year ahead of us.
黑文风暴本应该是免费推出的 The new roll-out of Haven Storm was supposed to be free.
我才不关心股东 I'm not worried about the shareholders' year.
我希望全世界在未来一年 都会有亮眼的成绩 I want a spectacular year for the world.
你为这个世界所做的还不够吗 Don't you do enough for the world?
我们任何一个人做的都不够 None of us do.
加油 Come on!
加油 你快到了 你可以的 Come on, you're almost there!You got this!
你成功了 You did it! You did it!
糟了 不好意思 Oh, crap. Sorry!
好了 搞定 Okay, got it.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我没事 我们成功了 I am fine.We did it.
我从来没有把自己延展到那个程度 I'd never expanded myself to that extent.
刚才太难了 That was... intense.
扫兴 带上我吧 Aw, man, take me with you.
好嘛 我能帮上忙 Come on, I can help!
不 妮姬 你知道护卫队的事 对人类孩子来说太危险 No, Nikki.You know Guardians' business is too dangerous for human children.
可恶 Oh, man...
你的姿势特别好 就是这样 Aw, you're doing so good. That's it!
对 就这样 继续 Ooh, yes, like that. Like that!Keep going.
好 保持一下 Aw, yes, yes, yes,hold that, hold that.
那是什么声音 What is that beeping?
收工 大家今天表现很好 Uh...That's a wrap.Uh, great work, everyone!
门开了 We're in.
-山姆 -什么事 -Sam?-What?
暗翼 Darkwing.
别担心 他不可能无处不在 Don't worry about him.He can't be everywhere.
幸好我不需要无处不在 Luckily, I don't have to be everywhere.
只去需要我的地方 Only where I'm needed.
我知道这栋楼里有什么 我知道是谁想要里面的东西 I know what's in this building,and I know who wants it.
跟我说说你们老大的情况 Tell me about your boss.
你觉得我们像叛徒吗 We look like rats to you?
我明天再来跟你们确认 I'll check back with you tomorrow.
暗翼喷射机 Wing Jet.
暗翼 你把我们叫来有什么事 Darkwing,why did you call us here?
我 Me?
警报不是我们发出的 So none of us signaled the alert?
天呐 这是怎么回事 严重吗 Oh, god, what's going on?Is it bad?
-什么 -全能侠 -What?-Omni-Man?
不 No!
-不 -不 -No! -No!
你为什么这么做 Why have you done this?
不 Oh, no.
-你没事吧 -我熬得住 -Are you all right?-I live.
他肯定是被人操控了 他绝不会干这种事 Someone must be controlling him.He would never do this.
不管如何 不是他死 就是我们亡 Regardless, it's him or us.
我选择我们活命 I choose us.
为什么 Why?
为什么 Why!